The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Crack heads goto bed

[ballroomdancer22]

I'm wondering if any of you who have posted on this thread after New Year's Day entertained the notion of "cutting back" on drinking as your resolution.

[nyarlathotoats]

I'm wondering if any of you who have posted on this thread after New Year's Day entertained the notion of "cutting back" on drinking as your resolution.

I'm not gonna lie...I did. I woke up this morning wondering if I can really do it...I already went out and came home the past two nights around 4 in the morning...fml

[ballroomdancer22]

Ouch. Get on it bitch.

[nyarlathotoats]

No shit right?

[Mugwog]

Totally wanted to post in this thread earlier (around 130PM) but was too tipsy to even care browsing past the first 5 threads in Misc.

Thanks for bumping it

[fikus222]

YAY, there's nothing more rewarding than providing therapy for your ex in 'exchange' for her providing therapy for yourself!! Talk about fulfilling!!!

Goddamnit, needs more jaeger and slow hands and xenia beliayeva.

Edit:

Or should i get my shit together, brave the wind and rain rife a bus n bart then walk to mighty for a hose music night going solo. taxi home though $$, drink too

noway man my phones dead and i have a play date tomorrow...lost cities and such

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

I discovered exactly what half a liter of Jack Daniels does to me: It makes me lose my memory and it cock-slaps me in the face with the worst hangover I've ever had. Not doing that again. Sneaky, sneaky whiskey...

[JustSteve]

did that and then some saturday night at the hotel during coachella 2004. sunday was the day it went to 114 degrees or so on the polo fields. that day was rough, not to mention the drive home that night.

[fikus222]

Music has kepy me up.

Thank god for continuous mixes both dj and otherwise.

cheers to each and ebery one

endeaovor to

ef all us manskind i

try

burgers and fries

trooth be told id rather have a cream cheese dog

gawd im iss the northwest.

do we ever lose more than we are willing to give up.

atruism comes with a price, retroactive bills need not apply.

[rjadams90]

Drunk
Fuck a donkeys dick
Swagafornia
Swagtasisa
The united states if swagia
Swan dive
Afterthought
Logic
Pandamonium
Chester the kat

[rjadams90]

del taco saves lives

[MistaGlitch]

hi.
sigur ros is good for nausea.

[nyarlathotoats]

We getting last call....at 130?!
Oh well, I'm a little buzzed... Anyone?

[Robin]

How the hell have I never seen this thread?
Just got back to my hotel from the bar. Busted out the growler I have in the fridge.

[fikus222]

Not that it matters all that much, tonight is the first VDay ive spent alone in 5 years and today at work, my manager prevented me from seeing Tony Bennet sing "I left my heart in San Francisco," which was the song's 50th Anniversay. blarg!

[Robin]

Sometimes.... when I get to a certain point of drunkness, I like to clean.
It's my last night in this hotel that I've been staying at for the past 4 weeks.
Would it be bad that I bothered room service for dishwashing detergent at 12:30am?

[Hysteria]

Definitely not drunk, but feelin' a pretty sweet buzz. Only reason I'm home so damn early is cuz most of my friends gotta work the morning shift today. Those responsible bastards.

Tips on what to watch on netflix when feeling slightly inebriated this time of night??

[icedKeg]

i'm in the grey area between unofficially and officially drunk

[Neighborhood Creep]

First beer of the day. Brew fest in 5 hours. Looking forward to not remembering today

[lehorne]

No drinking Monday-Thursday nights, so last night was like Christmas. Lots of Gordons & Tonic and music, watched some sci-fi porno ('Sex Trek I - The Next Penetration'). It was a nice, pleasant evening.

As for today, coffee and thoughts of 'Roundabout' forced me to the shitter and it wasn't pretty.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

So, tonight, I am going to attempt to answer the question "Can Logan (that's me) write three papers while not sober?"

I hope the answer is yes. But lulz will ensue if the answer is no. Either way, I win.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

This answer is yes. Time for moar booze.

[Robin]

I really didn't think I got that drunk last night until I rummaged through some messages...

[nyarlathotoats]

Round 2, and my headache went away. Thank you alcohol!

[the walrus]

im drunk... fuck you! i love you

[nyarlathotoats]

So I've been staying with my cousin in phx, had a lackluster st. Patty's day, and yeah....been drinking all weekend.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Oh, hai dare

[guedita]

I took a giant swig of what I thought was water this morning but what was actually a left over gin & tonic from last night. I'm at work now. I don't feel great.

[obzen]

I have to go in and pay union dues on my day off, but first... a couple pints of NewCastle. I guess that wouldn't necessarily constitute me drunk -- but wtf.