The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[Beef Jerky]

Let's get this party started.

[J~$$$]

Why?

[amyzzz]

I fucking HATE wine. I HATE alcohol. I HATE everything single fucking alcoholic thing I've tried. And I have tried several times. And yes, Courtney, I realize preferring drugs to alcohol sounds funny to you all. I hate that alcohol is legal while my drugs of choice are not. Alcohol is a secondhand alternative for me, and it doesn't really work because it's so foul I can hardly choke down enough to feel anything. And I'm damn bitter about it, dontcha think?

[thelastgreatman]

Amy, I have your solution: alcohol powder. http://www.metafilter.com/33673/Alcohol-Powder

[TomAz]

I fucking HATE wine. I HATE alcohol. I HATE everything single fucking alcoholic thing I've tried. And I have tried several times. And yes, Courtney, I realize preferring drugs to alcohol sounds funny to you all. I hate that alcohol is legal while my drugs of choice are not. Alcohol is a secondhand alternative for me, and it doesn't really work because it's so foul I can hardly choke down enough to feel anything. And I'm damn bitter about it, dontcha think?

why are you so bitter about it though amy? make your peace with it. Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "i'm ok, dammit, and people like me, they really do"

[denies the day]

Amy, that sucks royally. But I kinda feel you. When I turned 18, my friends were all cigarette smokers and I tried for two months to smoke. I started with Marlboro Reds then tried switching it up to other brands or flavors but nothing (thank god) appealed to me.

But I'm sure I've got some strong liquor-loving genes, thanks to the 'rents. And it's just another travesty in our country that alcohol is legal but pot/shrooms/acid/etc is unlawful. Remember how close we came to decriminalizing an ounce of pot a few years ago? I'm still quite bitter about that...

What about wine coolers? I know that's sooo high school, but they're the least alcoholic alcoholic beverage that I know of.

Let's get Amy krunk!

[J~$$$]

Has any one had Archer Farms Mango Juice? Or the Italian soda? Its Target's brand of products. OMG! for gin and juice this stuff is the shit. Hell its great without any alcohol. I bought 12 bottles and mixed and matched different flavors. So good.

[amyzzz]

why are you so bitter about it though amy? make your peace with it. Look in the mirror and tell yourself, "i'm ok, dammit, and people like me, they really do"

I can't really think of anything to say right now, and I am supremely enjoying the violin solo in "Xibalba" (Fountain sdtk), so I'll just leave it at that.

I just wish I could enjoy the legal vices, or that my few vices were legal.

[captncrzy]

I'm sorry, but there's nothing more retarded to drink than a wine cooler. That ain't high school-that's junior high school.

[amyzzz]

It all tastes like cough syrup to me.

edit: and at least Robitussin is said to have some hallucinogenic properties

[denies the day]

I'm sorry, but there's nothing more retarded to drink than a wine cooler. That ain't high school-that's junior high school.

Agreed. It was either that or Boone's. Some Boone's, Amy? Mad Dog 20/20? I'm kinda grossing myself out now...

[J~$$$]

bum wine.

[thelastgreatman]

Dude--POWDER ALCOHOL. It's like fucking Fun Dip.

[amyzzz]

hahahaha.

[captncrzy]

Sweet Tapdancing Christ-Boone's farm?

If it's a choice of getting drunk off of boone's farm/wine coolers or just being sober....I take being sober.

[algunz]

Grain Alcohol - can mix it with anything and you won't taste a thing, but you'll feel it.

[amyzzz]

I don't like the way alcohol burns my throat and gives me that warm feeling. I was kind of including that whole experience when I used the word "taste." I bet grain alcohol will also feel that way, right?

[TomAz]

wait, you don't like that, but you'll swallow boiled cactus guts?

[amyzzz]

Cactus doesn't burn. It just tastes yucky.

[captncrzy]

We used to dump grain alcohol into blue Mr. Misties from Dairy Queen.

Now that's good good stuff.

[bartelby]

I am drunk.

[marooko]

anybody ever get dusted? and delta.......im excited to hear your supposedly from PR. it took me like 1.5 minutes to type this semi properly due to my consumption of booze. mmmmm booze.

[marooko]

what are you drinking?

[bartelby]

beer...stuck in an airport hotel in seattle

i like beer

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[marooko]

beer. im going to bed. i think.

[bartelby]

i'm still drinking beer...i know

(and i'm stuck in seattle)

[caco0283]

im drunk again.....and yes i know i wasnt going to be drunk but i am...so do i give a fuck..obviously not so fuck you and yo mama

now here was the event of my night..........i didnt get into trouble so plus ten points for me.....i got set up on a blind date.....plus 10 points asgain....i found a girl to come with me to rock the bells plus ten more points and i drunk dialed friends...plus 0 points

thoughts of the day....well i found out cindy has been fucking at least 6 guys in the past couple of months...so yeah trailer trash whore and im going to ge ttested tomorrow....plus 10 points i told gabe tonight about f16x plus 0 points cos nobody should know about that...also im druink minus 100 points

[algunz]

No worries sweetheart, 50 points for being honest.

[captncrzy]

100 points for spelling most of your words right. And drunk at that!

[marooko]

which RTB you going to? sf or southern?