The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[J~$$$]

I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MOLEST YOUr BLACK ASS ONE DAY.......now go fuck yoursefl

[ewiggy]

fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD

yes.

[caco0283]

wow

[TomAz]

ronnie this is why you are the greatest ever.

[caco0283]

i dont even know what i was talking about.....im so confused on the first post

[J~$$$]

"why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!"

[DeltaSigChi4]

I expect an apology.

E

[PineapplePete]

someone deleted all the bombings i did in the other threads

[jjphotos420]

I hope you are this funny in person when you are drunk. Can anyone testify to that?

[ewiggy]

(no offense nando i love you brothers)

[amyzzz]

I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

[PineapplePete]

why not? do you just have a high tolerance or are u naturally unaffected by alcohol?

[amyzzz]

I don't drink usually. We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking (sigh). Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol, so I couldn't drink very much.

[PineapplePete]

what drugs would you be taking and why werent you able to score em?



im just in a nosy mood today

[algunz]

Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.

[denies the day]

Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol

[fatbastard]

I missed out on the party. Son of a Bitch.

[captncrzy]

I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

God Crown Royal FUCKS me up.

[mountmccabe]

I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

Wow. Yay for trying new things!


I am not drunk right now. I am drinking a beer, though. New Belgium's Springboard Ale. It's quite interesting. Fairly light.

[corbo]

im not drunk. but i am fucking high on endocet ( oxycodone) right now...
my wisdom teeth got taken out.

fuck! i wont be able to go to sleep for a good while

[bballarl]

I'm high on delusions of grandeur right now.

[Caitlin]

I'm sobering up now after a long weekend of drinking. My best friend Carl and I held a drinking competition because he wouldn't believe I could drink him under the table.

Carl made best friends with the porcelain God.

I won.

[caco0283]

Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.

good call i did forgot

[TomAz]

I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)

amy, aren't you, like, 30?

[amyzzz]

John, this isn't new. I've tried Crown Royal and Coke before (it's not as bad as some alcohol). I drink alcohol maybe a couple times a year. I wish I could drink enough to be drunk or something.

Tom, I'm almost 34.

[TomAz]

Amy, drinking anything "and Coke" is, umm, kinda what high school kids do.

if you don't like alcohol, you don't like alcohol, nothing wrong with that. But maybe part of the problem is you're drinking crap "and coke"

try a nice bottle of wine next time. You won't get trashed but you might enjoy it.

[captncrzy]

Give her a break; Crown Royal is pretty hard to choke down straight. Especially if you're not a big drinker.

[TomAz]

good god, sometimes it's like being the driver of the short bus around here.

[J~$$$]

hahahahaha <3.

[Courtney]

We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking

Ahahaha. You realize how funny this sounds, right? Also, ick to any hard liquor with coke.

Also, I have a headache this morning. Like really bad.