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    I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO MOLEST YOUr BLACK ASS ONE DAY.......now go fuck yoursefl

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD
    yes.

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    wow
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    ronnie this is why you are the greatest ever.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    i dont even know what i was talking about.....im so confused on the first post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    "why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!"

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    I expect an apology.

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    someone deleted all the bombings i did in the other threads

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    I hope you are this funny in person when you are drunk. Can anyone testify to that?
    Have your friends smash it with a book or mallet and put it on youtube.

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    (no offense nando i love you brothers)

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    I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    why not? do you just have a high tolerance or are u naturally unaffected by alcohol?

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    I don't drink usually. We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking (sigh). Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol, so I couldn't drink very much.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    what drugs would you be taking and why werent you able to score em?



    im just in a nosy mood today

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    Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Drinking is just lame. I hate the taste of alcohol
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    Phoenix the band?

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    I missed out on the party. Son of a Bitch.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)
    God Crown Royal FUCKS me up.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)
    Wow. Yay for trying new things!


    I am not drunk right now. I am drinking a beer, though. New Belgium's Springboard Ale. It's quite interesting. Fairly light.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    im not drunk. but i am fucking high on endocet ( oxycodone) right now...
    my wisdom teeth got taken out.

    fuck! i wont be able to go to sleep for a good while

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    I'm high on delusions of grandeur right now.

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    I'm sobering up now after a long weekend of drinking. My best friend Carl and I held a drinking competition because he wouldn't believe I could drink him under the table.

    Carl made best friends with the porcelain God.

    I won.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Caco, don't forget to scan your movie poster.
    good call i did forgot
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I drank alcohol last night. I can never drink enough to feel anything though. (Crown Royal and Coke)
    amy, aren't you, like, 30?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    John, this isn't new. I've tried Crown Royal and Coke before (it's not as bad as some alcohol). I drink alcohol maybe a couple times a year. I wish I could drink enough to be drunk or something.

    Tom, I'm almost 34.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Amy, drinking anything "and Coke" is, umm, kinda what high school kids do.

    if you don't like alcohol, you don't like alcohol, nothing wrong with that. But maybe part of the problem is you're drinking crap "and coke"

    try a nice bottle of wine next time. You won't get trashed but you might enjoy it.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Give her a break; Crown Royal is pretty hard to choke down straight. Especially if you're not a big drinker.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    good god, sometimes it's like being the driver of the short bus around here.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    hahahahaha <3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    We don't happen to have any drugs this weekend, so we tried drinking
    Ahahaha. You realize how funny this sounds, right? Also, ick to any hard liquor with coke.

    Also, I have a headache this morning. Like really bad.

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