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    aight i have never made an "offical" thread before and im allowed...why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! many times ive been drunk and i have fucking great ideas but i dont post them....well here we go my friends from afar....we cant post drunk comments here...ok great....ill be rightback cos i need another drink...okay im back!!!!! so yeah here is what i have to say....me Ronnie O____ Ba__mon...i have this to say.....i think that C___y is fucking retarded....im so fucking tired of her fucking ass.....i want to just deleatee her damn number from my phone....i think i talked to ya__o about this before but i dont remmeber.....fuck the bitch and i wont allow me to fall into the dark zone i did with Chr___a.....OMG FRANKIE WONT STOP WAGGING HIS DAMN TAIL!!!!!! FUCKING DAWG IS PISSING ME OFF WIT HTHAT DCAMN TAIL...its just going wag wag wag.....wag wa g wag....wwwwwaaggg igty wag wag. fucking dog. So as i was saying you fkcing munkeys OOHHHH OHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH.......i have this idea for a movie and i drew up mi poster to the film...i hope i remember to scan it.....if i forget plz remeind me to scan it to send yall..ok??? fucking remind me!!!!! the whole movie begins here...now....right fucking here...with fucking frankie wagging that satan tail of his and you reading about it.....and when it ends you think the movie ended when you see the credits but it really ends when you read the back of the dvd cover and the movie says THE END!!!! do you understand????? btw gabe WHERE THE phone is ring berightback...im back....FUCK IS MY GLASSES????well they arent mind they belong to megh_an.....but she needs them back and i need them back if i need her...y9ou know what i mean my negro with whiteout on himself??? aight enought for now peace out my brothers and sisters from other mothers

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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    aight i have never made an "offical" thread before and im allowed...why cos im FUCKING CACO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! many times ive been drunk and i have fucking great ideas but i dont post them....well here we go my friends from afar....we cant post drunk comments here...ok great....ill be rightback cos i need another drink...okay im back!!!!! so yeah here is what i have to say....me Ronnie O____ Ba__mon...i have this to say.....i think that C___y is fucking retarded....im so fucking tired of her fucking ass.....i want to just deleatee her damn number from my phone....i think i talked to ya__o about this before but i dont remmeber.....fuck the bitch and i wont allow me to fall into the dark zone i did with Chr___a.....OMG FRANKIE WONT STOP WAGGING HIS DAMN TAIL!!!!!! FUCKING DAWG IS PISSING ME OFF WIT HTHAT DCAMN TAIL...its just going wag wag wag.....wag wa g wag....wwwwwaaggg igty wag wag. fucking dog. So as i was saying you fkcing munkeys OOHHHH OHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH.......i have this idea for a movie and i drew up mi poster to the film...i hope i remember to scan it.....if i forget plz remeind me to scan it to send yall..ok??? fucking remind me!!!!! the whole movie begins here...now....right fucking here...with fucking frankie wagging that satan tail of his and you reading about it.....and when it ends you think the movie ended when you see the credits but it really ends when you read the back of the dvd cover and the movie says THE END!!!! do you understand????? btw gabe WHERE THE phone is ring berightback...im back....FUCK IS MY GLASSES????well they arent mind they belong to megh_an.....but she needs them back and i need them back if i need her...y9ou know what i mean my negro with whiteout on himself??? aight enought for now peace out my brothers and sisters from other mothers

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    Favorite thread so far today. I'll be back to post in proper (drunken) form in a few hours.
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    its like ticker tape of the subconcious...
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    fuck yall while you fuck yourmothers
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    What makes you think you have the proper authority to create official threads?

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    Ronnie - please don't hurt Frankie in your inebriated state.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Ronnie, what will it take for this to become a recurring show? How about a Drunken Ronnie Interview Thread?
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    give me a time and day....ill be there like underwhere
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Did you hear what I said about Frankie, Ronnie? Don't hurt him. I'll cut you.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by schoolofruckus View Post
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    no what did you say greg??
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    hammer dont hurt 'em...
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    Hahaha. This Caca guy is amusing.

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    i wont be so amusing when i put a cap in your head....i know the negros say a cap in your ass but im fucking serious....and when you are serious you put a cap in their head....fuck the pain kill the bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Hahahahahahha.




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    alias are for pussies
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    i drank 2 bottles of petron with 2 friends before seeing Hostel 2. (awful, awful picture). Fun day though

    yay for drinking before noon!
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    yeah i heard they kill a kid in that flick...and chop off a guys dork and show a shot of the stub...
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    im out my friends...heading to brus and i swear if i see the b__ch with this cock im going to jail tonight...im tired of being pushed away from my friends when im going to damage him...first it will be with fist and if he pulls something out i will put the cap where the sun doesnt shine
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Maybe you shouldn't take a firearm with you tonight, caca.

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    i agree but its south florida
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    yeah i heard they kill a kid in that flick...and chop off a guys dork and show a shot of the stub...
    thats about it . plus one other scene you['ve probably seen online. and then it stops. i actually enjoyed it. maybe it was just being drunk but i was really digging it. once it started to get good it just stopped. i was so pissed. i thought i was there for an hour. Literally, the credits begin to roll once it picks up. its insane.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Let me chug a handle of vodka real quick. Looks like I won't be going out tonight

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    ha LOSER

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    I wasn't willing to risk it.

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