The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[MissingPerson]

Today was a day off, and yesterday was a payday. WooooooOOooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooo!

You guys are all awesome. Not the shit ones, but the rest of you, the rest of you are awesome.

[johnatx]

My brain hurts.

my brain is killing me, make it stop.

[MissingPerson]

You know what's funny? Awesome people don't always know how awesome they are, and drunkenly telling them so at length won't convince them otherwise.

What's more fucked up is that I think I might find that very attractive. That's terrible. I mean, what the fuck does it say about me as a human if I find low self-esteem absolutely intoxicating?

[MissingPerson]

I'm pretty profoundly bothered by that.

[obzen]

Sicko.

[getbetter]

There's nothing wrong with that.

[Hannahrain]

You're the most disgusting person I know. You should probably get a hysterectomy.

[MissingPerson]

I'm frightened that I'm doomed to being an enabler.

Good people aren't enough for me. I need good people crippled with self-doubt. That's appalling.

[Hannahrain]

I bet you're really attracted to you right now.

[MissingPerson]

Goddamn you to hell for trapping me in this misery loop.

[MissingPerson]

You guys all better be in Tinychat later. I'm going shower the sin away.

[Kyliediscope]

... that is why you like me.

[MissingPerson]

That and lots of other stuff.

[OutOfmYminD]

That and lots of other stuff.

You could look at it that way, or you could consider that you might find modesty attractive. Sublty awesome, awesomely attractive?

[GolfWang]

How did I get so drunk so fast... smh.

[Premium Roast]

listened to the Smuggler's Blues by Glen Frey video four times in a row = without being forced

[fikus222]

[Bud Luster]

Did you think I wouldn't celebrate red headed white boy day?

[daxton]

Shit. I'm still drunk. It's almost noon. And apparently I smoked a cigarette last night. WTF.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Went to the bar when I got done with work at 9am to give a few people rides home that are still going from last night.

Guess who got talked into drinking?

[NicoDread]

fuck. i have a midterm at 8am

[SDsoldier7]

fuck. i have a midterm at 8am

how did it go?

[NicoDread]

great, actually. i was more prepared than i thought and got it done quickly. i'm probably gonna go home and sleep instead of my other classes though.

[SDsoldier7]

thats dope. i love sleep and being prepared

cheers.

[weeklymix]

Shut up.

[bmack86]

Alcohol and I have been hanging out more than what is normally respectable recently. It's cool guys, I'm going to be a lawyer, so just trust it.

[heyeric]

Let's drink to Cesar Chavez Day 2011!

[miscorrections]

I think I'm still drunk. But also hungover. What is this I don't even.

[Stickjohn]

Let's drink to Cesar Chavez Day 2011!

One of my experiences in college was a month long stay at UFW headquarters in La Paz.

[NachoCat]

Roomate thought i stole his toilet brush. 1- MY toilet is not clean. 2- that would literally be the last item in this entire house that i would steal. Turkey sub sub... gone. cherry licorice in the "hidden" snack drawer ... gone. once stole a roll of toilet paper. Toilet brush. Pants found that cleverly hidden behind the toilet. im going to give it a month and steal it for real this time. Soak a cork Dave.