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    I do not drink hateorade.

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    Sticks and stones............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....................

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    Ken, you do realize that everyone (well almost everyone) here really wants to like you. but your habit with the old threads drives people up the wall. Now, it could be that 'driving people up the wall' is the only way you know how to interact, to 'fit in', etc. From what Archie tells us I suspect this to be true. But you're a grown man with a reasonable intellect. You can change, Ken, you really can.

    When you're bored, and trying to take your mind off of how long til the next unemployment check arrives, and come to the board for relief, you need to be strong. to be firm. "I will not go past page 2", you will say to yourself. When you feel the urge to respond to a thread buried on page 20, you will JUST SAY NO. stand up. take a deep breath. walk away from the computer, and maybe even step outside. "I am better than this" you will say to yourself. "I can beat this."

    If you are really struggling, give your good friend Archie a call, he'll talk you down off the ledge.

    Please Ken, do it, not for us, but for yourself. Be the man we all know you can be.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    You are about as entertaining as reading Consumer Reports magazine while taking a shit.

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    Old threads being bumped opens up a whole new can of topics.

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    Default Re: Dear Ken,

    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    Old threads being bumped opens up a whole new can of topics.
    Except they aren't new topics...they are very old irrelevant ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    Old threads being bumped opens up a whole new can of topics.
    WRONG.
    NO.
    ARE YOU READING THIS?

    NO ONE APPRECIATES YOU BUMPING OLD THREADS, ACTUALLY, MOST EVERYONE RESENTS IT.

    FUCKING STOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    I do not drink hateorade.
    LOLOLZZ

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    You need to meet ken and spend time with him in person to understand why telling him to stop and telling him it is annoying is like water off a ducks back.
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    no wonder he can't get laid.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I don't mind Ken's bumps so much.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Ken's bumps, his bumps, his ugly coach board bumps.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    teehee


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    This thread is pure secks.
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    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Default Re: Dear Ken,

    i wonder if he'll bump this in 3 months...
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    I will.

    Now gofugyoself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    Old threads being bumped opens up a whole new can of topics.
    see, Ken, you've got that addict's denial thing going on. You're rationalizing. "It's OK for me to have another drink, I had a hard day at work". "I need these drugs because the world sucks". "Bumping this thread will make the board more interesting." The first step to recovery is understanding how and why you tell yourself these lies.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    see, Ken, you've got that addict's denial thing going on. You're rationalizing. "It's OK for me to have another drink, I had a hard day at work". "I need these drugs because the world sucks". "Bumping this thread will make the board more interesting." The first step to recovery is understanding how and why you tell yourself these lies.
    Is there such thing as a message board abuse rehabilitation center? If not, there should be one where people like Ken are brainwashed into forgetting how and never being able to learn to use the internet again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    NO ONE APPRECIATES YOU BUMPING OLD THREADS, ACTUALLY, MOST EVERYONE RESENTS IT.
    I appreciate it. Also, fix your CAPS LOCK/Shift key.

    E

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    Should I check myself into Threadbumper's Anonymous? Geez, if a new thread goes from page 1 to page 2, post on page 2 and it will come right back. I promise you.

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    I am having more fun than Brian Wilson at a drug dealers house in 1978.

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    There may be a flaw in my plan.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    I still like it better than anything else.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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