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    I managed some preps this weekend. Fixed my camping car (installed new crank position sensor), installed my tent and opened it up to clean/air. Put clean linens in it. Discovered the carpet in the cargo area is soaked. The seals on the rear windows have cracked. Had to take the back carpet out, and the rubber mat underneath. That rubber mat is like a sponge and totally full of water! No way it will dry out in time, so I might just put the carpet back without it for now. I wanted to do some experimenting with my shade setup, but ended up spending too much time trying to dry the car out. Still need to wash/wax, as it's filthy from sitting outside all winter. It's raining here today, so not happening after work. Maybe tomorrow??
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    They say manners are the thread of society. I spent the weekend with a bunch of monkeys who eat spaghetti with their feet, and are proud of it.

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    I'm having trouble understanding why an adult can't go to the restroom by herself. What does she think is going to happen to her on the way to the portapotties?

    She should be more concerned with how gross they are going to be in the middle of the night.
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    I have so much to do tonight. I need to get my eye brows waxed. Pack all clothes and camping accessories... Finish painting some flags and start packing my fiances clothes. I would obviously have him do it but if that is the case it won't be done until the day we leave...
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    She was going to the bathroom in the festival at 8:30.

    I mean, women should just probably diaper up all weekend and never use the porta porties at all.

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    That is stagecoach, the worst thing I see happening at coachella is running into someone on too many drugs who wants to hug you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    That is stagecoach, the worst thing I see happening at coachella is running into someone on too many drugs who wants to hug you.
    That WILL happen.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    It's happened every year I have attended.
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    I have little girls, so I will be going every single place with them in the campground, including the portapotties at 3am. Hopefully with the warm weather forecasts, it won't be too miserable at night.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I don't blame you, Amy! Even with my boys, I used to open the door and look inside before letting them go in.
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    They say manners are the thread of society. I spent the weekend with a bunch of monkeys who eat spaghetti with their feet, and are proud of it.

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    It took 2 days of coachella before I felt comfortable letting my daughter out of my site and she was 19 at the time.
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    Um, so I was just made aware of the Delta Gamma University of Maryland Sorority Sister email. I'm not seeing the problem here. I think it's fantastically written.

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    I have watched it over and over again. I fucking love it. I am trying to find a way to work cunt punt into conversation. It's my second favorite youtube next to the evolution of dance guy.
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    I haven't watched (whatever celebrity) read it. I just read the email. What's not to love? Bitch is right. Though she apparently has left the sorority and moved on to bigger and better things.

    If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

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    Watching this girl read it makes my day brighter:

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    I refuse to watch anyone read it, as I'm now planning on using it for my audition monologue for every role ever.

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    She's totally right. Don't join a sorority unless you're willing to be forced to socialize with other greeks. That's the whole fucking point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Watching this girl read it makes my day brighter:


    In my own mind, it was meaner than this when I read it last week.
    He sold his soul for a shot at fame
    Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame...

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    Watching that was the only time I had heard about it. I just like her facial expressions and the vein popping out of her neck as she reads it. She is kind of cute in her ragey anger.
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    We don't really have the sorority thing here. It seems really horrible.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    We don't really have the sorority thing here. It seems really horrible.
    It is kind of like my worst nightmare, other than the getting drunk and partying part. All those girls would make me stabby, I would rather join a fraternity. :-p
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    My guy friends were all in a frat in undergrad and senior year I'd always be tricked into showing up to their frat/sorority parties where I was the only chick fully clothed and not running around like a drunken slut.

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    I am 40 and I still find myself at parties where I am the only fully clothed girl not running around like a drunken slut...
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    I am 40 and I still find myself at parties where I am the only fully clothed girl not running around like a drunken slut...
    This makes you sound bitter and old.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Well, I am old but not bitter, I actually have come to love my slutty drunk naked friends. I often wish I could embrace my inner drunken slut more often. I just can't handle the bitchy part.
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    In that context "drunken slut" sounds derogatory though.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I need to go to parties with Audra, I thnik.
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    I just now read the letter. I cannot believe how hard I laughed. That shit was golden.
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    I need to go to parties with Audra, I thnik.
    Once we get the pool in swimming condition I will invite you over for a pool party, but you have to actually show up in order to enjoy the half nakedness.
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    "I'll be back later dear, I am going across town to attend a party at the home of this woman I know from the internet, she says there will be half-naked drunk sluts there. Don't wait up."
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Audra throws the best parties!
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