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    You promised her? She doesn't want siblings?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Ashley, I don't know if you remember, but you met him this past year
    I do remember him actually, he has darker features and around your height, right? I don't recall his name--sorry! But I'm so excited for you!

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    OH no worries! He is Filipino and about 6 feet tall(must be a record). His name is Bert.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Finally got around to scheduling laser again. They put me on a medical hold while I was recovering from a couple surgeries so that I wouldn't waste any of the time that I paid for so it's been over 4 months since my last sessions. I'm looking forward to resuming the torture sessions and finishing off the areas that they are zapping

    I may buy a couple microderms or photofacials while I'm there because I could use some evening out of my skin tone.
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    I need to get a facial. That sounds lovely. I am getting my Biweekly massage Sunday for my injured shoulder. I am looking forward to that!
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    oh, that sounds lovely! there's a place near me that offers a 1 hour acupressure massage and facial for $30. maybe I'll stop by after my torture session
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    Now THAT is a good deal! The girl I have been going to for a while now is AMAZING and she has a yelp deal for a hour massage for $58. It is normally $70 for the hour but SOOOO worth it!
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I guess it's not acupressure, it's reflexology, but it's still lovely

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    Reflexology is the BEST
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I have had a headache for 2 weeks
    Headache = inability to sleep = exhaustion = headache. It seems to be a never ending cycle.

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    Sleeping pills.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Any recommendations? They can't completely knock me out as I have 2 kids that I have to be able to get up for.

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    Have you tried melatonin?

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    My personal favorite is Unisom for maximum sleeping and minimal side effects.
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    You promised her? She doesn't want siblings?
    No, she doesn't. She wants a puppy.

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    No, she doesn't. She wants a puppy.
    Smart girl.

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    My mom says Unison. I have never taken it but she does often.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    sorry, miscorrections beat me to it.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I've taken unisom. It's good. Unisom + chugging a bottle of nyquil leads to a good night of sleep.

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    My favored combo is Unisom + box wine.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Me and you, baby.

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    In my experience, pretty much any doctor will give you whatever prescription sleeping pills you ask for. I've never had difficulty getting something like the extended release ambien, and that stuff WORKS.

    I prefer midazolam or diazepam, but that's more difficult to get unless you're outside of the US/EU area.

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    Is that like Xanax?
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    I'm sure they are all in the same family, but I personally try to stay away from xanax because I find it too habit-forming. I'm not trying to become a pill-popper housewife -- I just want a good night's sleep.

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    Diazepam is Valium. The other one I have never heard prescribed so I imagine it's not so much in vogue in the US.
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    I've had xanax in my purse for two months and I can never find the right time to use it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    The right time for Xanax is called "Whenever."
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    GIRLS THREAD. OUUUUUT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    The right time for Xanax is called "Whenever."
    Beat me to it.

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    This conversation has inspired me to down 5 klonopin before going to my neighborhood bar tonight. Well done, message board.

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