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    Zomg I prank called the boys only thread and pretended I was a foreign exchange student from France.

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    OMG you TOTALLY did not
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    I TOTALLY DID AND I WAS AT THE MALL AND THE BOYS ONLY THREAD TOTALLY SMILED AT ME AND BOUGHT ME A COKE AND THEN IT TRIED TO FEEL ME UP BUT I WAS ALL "NOT ON THE FIRST DATE DUDE" AND THEN WE SAW KNOCKED UP AND IT WAS ALL "KATHARINE HEIGL IS HOT" AND I WAS ALL "OMG NUH UH SHE HAS FAKE BOOBS".

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    OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT CHEATED ON ME WITH YOU THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN AND YOU'RE A SLUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I'm getting a tattoo. Ewiggy is going to design it for me, even though she hasn't completely agreed to this yet.
    of course i will. but you can't stop talking to me after you get it. deal?

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    and since you, kristen, won't search through the thread:
    thanks. it's cute. not a tramp-stamp. i think it has to be flowery or tribaly for it to be a tramp-stamp.

    Quote Originally Posted by keriann View Post
    booooooooooooo to the shot.

    don't do it.
    my doctor told me the shot makes you gain crazy weight and is a really bad idea for anyone who isn't a super high-risk teenager. this is after i'd been on it for a year. also it has totally fucked with the hormonal balance of everyone i've known to take it. my step sister turned into satan when she got on it.

    also, i use these:


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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    of course i will. but you can't stop talking to me after you get it. deal?
    Yays. Deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Zomg I prank called the boys only thread and pretended I was a foreign exchange student from France.
    lol

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    It's all about the Nuva-ring. No taking pills. I can't be bothered with that.

    Also, I rarely wear makeup. I used to wear it whenever I went out, but I don't go out much anymore. I think I wore Blistex at Coachella. I don't really need lipstick anyway. My lips are huge.

    edit: I finally got to do that teen quiz, and I'm a Chloe. It's totally true too.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    has anyone ever been called a fatass during sex? if so, what was your reaction? if not, what would you do?
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    I'd call him a fatass back.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    has anyone ever been called a fatass during sex? if so, what was your reaction? if not, what would you do?
    Im surprised he didnt get his penis cut off.

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    wow, no kidding.
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    depo is the devil.

    birth control makes me more crazy than i already am. it sucks. nothing i've tried works. i haven't tried the nuva ring though. i had a friend who also went crazy on birth control, and some how the nuva ring made her crazier which was strange.

    personally, i think birth control makes every woman a little crazier. it just has a much more noticable affect on people like me i guess. has anyone else experienced this?

    also, YOU CAN STILL GET PREGNANT ON BIRTH CONTROL. so be careful, ladies. and make sure to take that shit at the same time every day.

    and i don't have tattoos.

    oh, and if someone calls you a fatass during sex, punch him in the face and get the fuck out of there. seriously, no one deserves that shit.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    has anyone ever been called a fatass during sex? if so, what was your reaction? if not, what would you do?

    I would stop the problem at the source by not having sex with someone who would call me "fatass".

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    punch him in the face and get the fuck out of there. seriously, no one deserves that shit.
    my first response.


    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I would stop the problem at the source by not having sex with someone who would call me "fatass".
    second.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    God, I hate boys. Love weiners, hate boys.

    Depo is bad-gained 30 lbs. Took a few years to lose it.
    Lexapro is bad too-gained 50 lbs. Just stopped taking it so not sure how long that's going to take to come off.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Was he black? Because that might have been a compliment...


    Shit...


    Was that racist? I don't think it was...


    Anyway, that was probably a compliment if he was a brotha'

    (ok, now THAT was racist, right?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    has anyone ever been called a fatass during sex? if so, what was your reaction? if not, what would you do?
    Oh no he dinnt! (Imagine me shaking my finger at the air with much attitude here.) I would suggest breaking up. And then telling all of his friends that it was because he was too small to satisfy you.





    Just kidding. But not about the breakup part.

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    Cheeky vimto / I am special are my new faviourite drinks.
    Though not sexually named, they sill sound stupid..

    but tasty!

    Also:


    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    God, I hate boys. Love weiners, hate boys.

    Depo is bad-gained 30 lbs. Took a few years to lose it.
    Lexapro is bad too-gained 50 lbs. Just stopped taking it so not sure how long that's going to take to come off.
    My doctor half-assed recommended Depoprovera to me as a good way to gain weight, but she made it sound pretty bad for many other reasons.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    Was he black? Because that might have been a compliment...


    Shit...


    Was that racist? I don't think it was...


    Anyway, that was probably a compliment if he was a brotha'

    (ok, now THAT was racist, right?)
    I remember a sociology teacher in college telling the class that black men worldwide have a preference for larger butts. Is that racist? When they empirically prove it?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Edit: That totally didn't work..
    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    Edit:

    That didn't work either.
    I give up.
    ...and all these wonderful things will add up to some powerful experience that 10 years from now you’ll say, “Wow, we LIVED!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Wait, why is the depo shot so horrible? Besides making you gain weight, I mean.

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    You will never take over the world.

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    Boys are stupid. Except some that aren't

    The Depo shot is bad because it's like this big surge of the progesterone hormone into your system all at once, which confuses your body. But it's good for women in high risk categories (irresponsible teenagers, drug addicts, etc) that may otherwise forget a daily method like a pill or a weekly method like the patch.

    I've always been curious about the IUD, but it also sort of freaks me out.

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    My doctor told me the IUD would interfere with an already fertilized embryo, preventing it from implantation or some shit. That sounded like abortion to me, which I would never do personally. (I don't care if other women do it, just not me).
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i've heard the shot can also help cause endometriosis. also, if you want to have kids some day, it can be harder after being on depo for awhile (again, only what i've heard).

    for me though, it really heightened my emotions. i'm pretty emotional to begin with, so that's not a good thing. i found myself getting really upset over stuff that normally would annoy me for a few minutes, but then i'd be over it. i felt like i lost some of my ability to be logical, lol. i gained a shitload of weight. i became depressed. i didn't want to go out and i was tired all time. it really affected my cycle too.

    and the worst part is, you're stuck with it for months.
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Sometimes I wish I liked girls.

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