The Girls Only Thread

[amma_sol]

Your vagina wears work shirts? Dry clean work shirts? Gurrrrrrrrrl.

Gotta make sure she looks pretty

[Courtney]

Your vagina wears work shirts? Dry clean work shirts? Gurrrrrrrrrl.

Hahaaa. Next time I'll make sure to include vagazzaling in my calculations too.

[algunz]

Isn't dry cleaning work shirts part of dick cost too?

[kreutz2112]

Cost of having a penis:

Have to deal with vaginas.

Priceless.

[Courtney]

But dry cleaning "women's blouses" costs around $2 more than mens dress shirts at the place I go -- and most places I have been in the past.

[guedita]

I am a 27 year old woman who has still never paid for dry-cleaning of any sort.

[chiapet]

^^ Very true. I also used to get pissed that for a short party dress (nothing particular like beads or sequins that they would have to be careful with), I'd get charged more than it was to clean one of my ex's suits. He was over a foot taller than me, so you can't tell me it's about the amount of fabric or anything.

[guedita]

I shrunk a wool sweater in the wash the other day so now it's a shrug.

[amyzzz]

I have dry cleaned very rarely myself, but my job is unionized and one of the things the union bargained for before I started working here was the right to wear pretty much whatever we want, unless it is obscene or offensive in some way. Some people wear jeans and flip flops year round.

Edit: Jacob also has a very lax dress code. He can wear anything but hats or flip flops.

[MissingPerson]

1565? do you have any idea how much more than that we spend just renting vaginas?

Okay, this was pretty good.

[hippiephonics]

its not like you gain equity in the vagina either. the shit depreciates.

[ThatGirl]

I have dry cleaned very rarely myself, but my job is unionized and one of the things the union bargained for before I started working here was the right to wear pretty much whatever we want, unless it is obscene or offensive in some way. Some people wear jeans and flip flops year round.

Edit: Jacob also has a very lax dress code. He can wear anything but hats or flip flops.

I have several cute dresses for work that I dryclean only, and i'll wear them a few times before cleaning again, but they are so handy for work and travel its worth it.

[nicoles8134]

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[Ha.SK]

Has anyone seen that bj mouth piece for lazys like me? I'm very interested and wanna know if its a worthy buy.

[samiksha]

ew what?

[Ha.SK]

Don't be such a prude. http://www.blowguard.com/home.html

[Originalbob]

I took the "dry cleaning" as a metaphor for buying new underwear, or the work to clean up accidents.

Real Dry Cleaning: I get my winter coats dry cleaned when putting them back into storage for the warmer months.

OH, and there also wasn't a cost estimate for masturbating. I mean c'mon, a hand NEVER does the job like a solid vibrating friend and good lube. Sorry to drift the conversation, but men can use lotion, which is substantially cheaper than lube (from my own observation and assertion).

[Originalbob]

One more thing, did anyone else catch that Divacup mentioning? I'm super intrigued. Any input?

[samiksha]

how does that make giving a blow job easier?

[PBborn]

Makes your teeth soft and vibrate. So you can feel like your fucking a geriatric sex doll.

[chiapet]

Has anyone seen that bj mouth piece for lazys like me? I'm very interested and wanna know if its a worthy buy.

This wasn't what I thought it was going to be. My dentist has these little foam wedges that they stick between your back teeth, when they are doing something that requires your mouth to be very wide open for a long time. You can just chomp down on it while your mouth stays completely open, and your jaw muscles don't hurt after. I used to joke with him and ask him if I could take some home for blowjobs.

He did give me a few.

[kitt kat]

Sorry to be a bummer and change the conversation, but I'm pretty bummed out these days.

Sigh. I know this isn't general "lady issues" but it's safer to bring up here.

[Originalbob]

I used to joke with him and ask him if I could take some home for blowjobs.

He did give me a few.

Chia has the official "Kick Ass Dentist of the Universe"!!! hahahaha

[Lynn163]

Haha...that she does!

Kitt, sorry to hear. Hope whatever the problem is gets worked out.

[amyzzz]

I was going to wear dresses this year but with the weather forecasts I'm switching to jeans and boots. I'm afraid my kids don't have rainboots though. Friday the 13th indeed.

[locachica73]

I am in the same boat amyzzz, although I don't have boots either so it will be jeans and tennis on the cold days. I am still packing the dresses I bought though, just in case.

Yesterday my daughter and I went and got our toes did... I have neon pink toes right now and they are quite sexy.

[algunz]

It won't rain enough to necessitate boots.

I have terrible TMJ which as been horribly exasperated with my being such a giver. I wonder if one of those would help. Chia, it sounds like your dental toys could though. I need to ask my daughter's dentist who happens to be a friend of mine since elementary school, so that conversation shouldn't be too awkward.

Kat, do you need us all to say, "Gee, what's wrong?" or are you yet again incapable of communicating? I'm trying not to be short, but that kind of stuff is so annoying for me.

[locachica73]

I have TMJ from grinding my teeth as a kid, but I have never noticed BJ's causing any pain unless it's after a night of too many drugs.

[Courtney]

Ha. Heidi, from what you've said it sounds like both your doctor and your dentist are super cool. Where do you find these people?

[algunz]

When it's really bad, I can barely open my mouth wide enough to fit in a cracker little lone (a moment of silence for Ron) a whole dick. In junior high (these were very pre-BJ days) my jaw completely locked, where I couldn't open it or close it. I had to practically punch myself in the jaw to unlock it. It sounded like bones breaking.