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    "Most men can be replaced with Two C Batteries..."
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    yes, but chicks are dicks and boys are whinawrs

    I just made that up, who's cooler than me?

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    or three AA.
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    Most girls can be replaced with the space between my couch cushions and some Crisco.
    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay

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    that would not be a couch i would want to sit on.
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    Would this be the couch I plan on sleeping on?
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    Youre ridiculous if you think youre sleeping anywhere other than my bed.

    You girls dig this hot chat? I knew it, you little minxes are so dirty. I will get out of your thread now before you gals start making a mess while picturing Hawking/LASF wrestle time.
    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay

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    Funny, but the visual made me think of popcorn!
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    Most girls can be replaced with the space between my couch cushions and some Crisco.

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    Who the fuck are you, and get off of my color.
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    Can't live without women, but I can do without their vocal chords, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    "Most men can be replaced with Two C Batteries..."
    Jesus Christ-C batteries???? Are you using something made by Black and Decker?
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    Shhh...not so loud...you know how dudes can get over Black n' Decker! It'll be "Our lil' secret..."
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    Jesus Christ-C batteries???? Are you using something made by Black and Decker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    For extra fun sometime, throw some sugar in with the kernals. Kettle corn.
    Yeah, I've done that before in a movie theatre popper when I used to work at the movie theatre. It's not exactly the kind of kettle corn I like, but it's interesting.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    as far as wigs go, i keep mine in the original netting in a hat box. hat boxes are the shit, they are my left-side-of-the-bed nightstand.

    and i've never used a vibrator :x
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    Sex toys are fun.

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    This is some modern day Ingmar Bergman shit right hea'ah

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    and i've never used a vibrator :x
    So your corn cob one is just for show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    So your corn cob one is just for show?

    ha ha ha, yeah, just a gag gift. considering the number of people who played with that shit at my 21st birthday party, there's no way in hell i'm sticking that up my vag.

    kinda funny though, when i was living with my parents a few years ago, there was a flood in the garage. my parents emptied my boxes into a big pile. and RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE PILE was my corn cob vibrator in it's oh-so-hilarious box. good times.

    pic of said box for those who haven't seen it:



    apparently they make cucumbers and such too. my girlfriends had to go to like 3 stores to find this, saying shit like "no, it HAS to be corn", lol.
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    My friend gave me a water proof rubber duckie vibrator, but my 2 year old daughter has abscounded with it and added it to her collection (of duckies not vibrators). Luckily, I had never used it.

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    ha ha ha ha ha, let's hope she never lends it to a friend.
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    I like where this thread is going.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Dad went through a period of about two years where whenever there was an occasion to give one of his friends a gift (particularly birthdays), he would get them a buttplug. We're talking married men in their mid-fifties, and generally he employed this tactic when there was going to be a birthday part at which he could proudly present the gift.

    On the best occasion of this prank, his best friend Terry had his mother in attendance at the birthday party. Terry unwittingly opened up the gift right in from of Mrs. Terry, who must have been 80-something at least, and who inquired as to what that strange-looking object was.

    Dad, of course, was right by Terry's side with the answer. Terry wouldn't speak to him for several months afterwards, but damn that was funny.
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    All you boys do is complain about us ladies but you just can't stay away.

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    Wellbutrin.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Wellbutrin.
    ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Dad went through a period of about two years where whenever there was an occasion to give one of his friends a gift (particularly birthdays), he would get them a buttplug. We're talking married men in their mid-fifties, and generally he employed this tactic when there was going to be a birthday part at which he could proudly present the gift.

    On the best occasion of this prank, his best friend Terry had his mother in attendance at the birthday party. Terry unwittingly opened up the gift right in from of Mrs. Terry, who must have been 80-something at least, and who inquired as to what that strange-looking object was.

    Dad, of course, was right by Terry's side with the answer. Terry wouldn't speak to him for several months afterwards, but damn that was funny.
    I'd bet $50 that at least half of those guys used theirs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixsky View Post
    In unrelated news, I just started taking the pill (YAZ) two months ago and I've already skipped a period. I've heard this is normal but it's got a bitch skurred. Any similar experiences ladies?
    Thanks for caring about my uterus, message board. Thanks a lot.

    And I had her 8 1/2 months premature, in case you wanted to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    ???
    Wellbutrin...for breaking a habit with the ladies.

    It was funny in my own head anywayz.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixsky View Post
    Thanks for caring about my uterus, message board. Thanks a lot.

    And I had her 8 1/2 months premature, in case you wanted to know.
    Sorry. I've never tried Yaz. Also, I have no idea what the one birth control pill I used several years ago was called because I didn't used it for very long before I decided I can't take birth control pills (too lazy).
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Thanks for the acknowledgment. : )

    Yeah, you definitely have to be on top of it when taking the pill. I have my cell phone alarm set to remind me daily so it's not too bad.

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    Quit sleeping with artists and cokeheads. City's not that big. Are you coming to the Bikini tonight?

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