The Girls Only Thread

[amyzzz]

What about a cute, little, fat cow -like your avatar, amyzzz?

Wouldn't it be cool if cows came in cute little dwarf sizes? I'd get one. I already have a toy dog that I adore.

[algunz]

Like the little horses? And you could walk it around the neighborhood and offer the local kids a suck - to keep their bones strong.

[amyzzz]

I've heard of those mini-horses that are really good guides for the blind.

[miscorrections]

oh my god guide horses are the most adorable things ever. people dress them up and put them in little shoes and it just makes me squeal.

does anyone else have an unhealthy fascination with tiny things? like travel sized toiletries and tiny condiment bottles? if it's miniature it's automatically cute.

except small dogs. i don't like small dogs.

[phoenixsky]

I would very much like to own a giraffe. Preferably full sized, not miniature.

In unrelated news, I just started taking the pill (YAZ) two months ago and I've already skipped a period. I've heard this is normal but it's got a bitch skurred. Any similar experiences ladies?

[thelastgreatman]

Hannah works at a vagina emporium.

Just sayin'.

[miscorrections]

hannah is a classy lady. i don't know where she works, or if she does vend vaginas, but if she does then she does it in the best way possible.

[Courtney]

Caitlin: Can we talk about wig storage? Like, how do you keep it from getting all tangly?

Because I had one from a couple halloweens ago and I pulled it out recently and it was all ick and tangled and I had to throw it away. So because I consider you the wig queen from prior avatardom, I thought you might have a suggestion. Other than to get one of those mannequin head hat-rack things.

Ok thanks.

[algunz]

Keep it in a hair net in it's original box.

[thelastgreatman]

Don't steal potential material from the thread it rightly belongs to, dammit. Give my thread its wig question back!

[Courtney]

Wait what? Ugh. Do you want me to post in your threads or not?

Did you ask about wig storage? I thought you were asking about something else?

Also, have you slept recently Randy? Like at all?

[thelastgreatman]

Nope, not a wink. And yeah sure, I want wig storage talk in there. Ronnie isn't drunk at the moment, I'll take what I can get. I like to let threads flow wherever the fuck they're inclined.

[amyzzz]

What is this, a panty raid? Get out of the Girls' Thread, LGM.

[amyzzz]

Oh, hey Courtney, I would like to report that I tried popping popcorn in a big pot with oil (only regular vegetable sadly enough), and it worked! The layer of corn at the bottom filled the entire pot, and it all popped so fast that I burned a little bit of it because I didn't take the pot off the burner quickly enough. I want to try olive oil, as you suggested, another time. The vegetable oil tasted really heavy (esp. with added butter).

[PineapplePete]

PANTY RAID!!!!!!

[Courtney]

Yay for popcorn. If it seemed heavy maybe try less oil. You don't need to fully coat the kernels or anything. And if you try olive oil, be sure to remember that olive oil has a lower smoking point so you don't want to get it too hot because it will break down quickly.

Mmm I love popcorn.

[TomAz]

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I probably used too much oil. I wanted to make sure I had enough, so I overdid it. I was pretty excited that it worked. I watched the movie Little Children whilst munching (great movie, btw, Kate Winslet does not disappoint!).

[kimery08]

that picture makes me laugh.

[Hannahrain]

That guy's expression [and haircut] is very Norman Rockwell.

[Caitlin]

Caitlin: Can we talk about wig storage? Like, how do you keep it from getting all tangly?

Because I had one from a couple halloweens ago and I pulled it out recently and it was all ick and tangled and I had to throw it away. So because I consider you the wig queen from prior avatardom, I thought you might have a suggestion. Other than to get one of those mannequin head hat-rack things.

Ok thanks.

I wish I had an answer for you, but the sad truth of it all is that the wig I'm wearing in that photo is currently stuffed in the drawer of my nightstand. ;x

[hawkingvsreeve]

Courtney. I will find out for you. More on this story at 11.

[Courtney]

YES. Ok ladies, I hate to say this but I think Brandon might be winning as most helpful Girls Only Thread contributor.

[hawkingvsreeve]

You need hair info, you come to me.

[algunz]

Keep it in a hair net in it's original box.

Hello?

[miscorrections]

why is the girl in the back all ghosty?

[Caitlin]

Yeah, hair really isn't my forte. Any questions about makeup, i'm your girl.

[captncrzy]

Oh, hey Courtney, I would like to report that I tried popping popcorn in a big pot with oil (only regular vegetable sadly enough), and it worked! The layer of corn at the bottom filled the entire pot, and it all popped so fast that I burned a little bit of it because I didn't take the pot off the burner quickly enough. I want to try olive oil, as you suggested, another time. The vegetable oil tasted really heavy (esp. with added butter).

For extra fun sometime, throw some sugar in with the kernals. Kettle corn.

[caco0283]

boys have penises and girls have vaginas

[algunz]

yes, but chicks are dicks and boys are whinawrs

I just made that up, who's cooler than me?