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    I need to buy a dress for a wedding. My kids are going to be junior bridesmaids, and their dresses are taken care of, but I need to buy something for myself. It is taking place on the beach in November, so I guess I don't need to buy special shoes for it since I will be barefoot. Help?
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    What do you need help with?
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    How should she do her hair, Le Creepy Createur de mode?

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    Puking on psychedelics is pretty awful.
    Yes, but it's a sign that the real fun is about to start.

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    ... Guedi, what the fuck is wrong with the people in your life?
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I need to buy a dress for a wedding. My kids are going to be junior bridesmaids, and their dresses are taken care of, but I need to buy something for myself. It is taking place on the beach in November, so I guess I don't need to buy special shoes for it since I will be barefoot. Help?
    Cute sandals/flip flops will do!
    The dress is another story..... I buy most of my dresses online nowadays. 6pm.com is great

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    Thanks!
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    The guy I UGH FINE'd (who later gave me the courtesy of a two minute bone sesh) is still interested in hooking up. I can only surmise he likes verbal abuse.

    And I ran into Showerpuke on the stairs yesterday. Two years of never seeing him and now twice in two weeks? I gave him some intense bitchface.
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    You didn't push him....down the stairs?

    Related, tangentially: my best friend had to spend Saturday morning snake-ing my other best friend's bathroom sink after a bad burrito-first-time-opiate-ingestion. I laughed sooo hard. Neither were very amused.

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    A burrito should never be connected to opiates in any way.

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    DISAGREE

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    The doorway to my living room has smelled like vomit ever since I had friends over a week ago. I feel like there is something someone didn't tell me, but I can't FIND any place where there's vomit. I've just been walking around with lysol spraying it constantly for 9 days now.

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    It certainly wasn't me.

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    It couldn't be Ol' Vomit Diehl.
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    No, because I pronounce and announce and retell my vomit stories with excessive pride.

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    Nah, she pukes here all the time, but in the toilet. That's totally acceptable. This is like... did someone puke somewhere and then wipe it up but not tell me? Ugh.

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    Nature's Miracle. It's got enzymes that will kill any biologically based odor. You will have to find the spot and douse it, though. It got rid of the smell of putrefied possum when nothing else would, so I can vouch for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    The doorway to my living room has smelled like vomit ever since I had friends over a week ago. I feel like there is something someone didn't tell me, but I can't FIND any place where there's vomit. I've just been walking around with lysol spraying it constantly for 9 days now.
    Get a black light, shut out the lights and you'll learn more than you'll ever want to know about the shit that's gone down in your house.
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    hi girls

    i'm at a loss. i'm in charge of games at a bridal shower. there will be family and friends. i have no fucking clue what type of games are fun or acceptable. i've done some research online, but everything sounds really lame and most sites show the same games. there are actually TWO showers in the same weekend. one is at a house and will have more people (perhaps men too). the other is a nice brunch. so i'm trying to think of games that fit both environments.

    does anyone have any suggestions?

    and while we're at it, is there anything special i need to know about planning bachelorette parties? i've got two to plan. do you invite girls outside the bridal party? i can handle the party part, i just don't know what is expected of me.

    and gifts, i got the engagement gift, but what types of gifts are expected at bridal showers? do you do some sort of gift or favors at a bachelorette party? besides a traditional wedding gift for the couple, are gifts to the bride expected from the bridal party for the wedding or something? i've never been part of the bridal party for a formal wedding and want to make sure i live up to my duties! i love these ladies <3

    this may belong in courtney's etiquette thread, but i figured someone here could help! i don't want to post about these things on facebook where the brides can see. thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    hi girls

    i'm at a loss. i'm in charge of games at a bridal shower. there will be family and friends. i have no fucking clue what type of games are fun or acceptable. i've done some research online, but everything sounds really lame and most sites show the same games. there are actually TWO showers in the same weekend. one is at a house and will have more people (perhaps men too). the other is a nice brunch. so i'm trying to think of games that fit both environments.

    does anyone have any suggestions?
    An easy and simple game is get a big tray and set about 20-30 random small items on them. Things like small kitchen items, stuff from a junk drawer, utensils, matches, lipstick, anything. Walk the tray around the room and give everyone a good look. They have to write down as many items as they can recall, and whoever gets the most right gets the prize.

    Any game involving toilet paper will usually get you some eye rolls.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    and while we're at it, is there anything special i need to know about planning bachelorette parties? i've got two to plan. do you invite girls outside the bridal party? i can handle the party part, i just don't know what is expected of me.
    A bachelorette party typically involves an invite for the bridal party and any other "appropriate" female guests invited to the wedding. The best thing to do is go through the guest list with the bride and have her select/edit. That way there's no confusion.


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    and gifts, i got the engagement gift, but what types of gifts are expected at bridal showers? do you do some sort of gift or favors at a bachelorette party? besides a traditional wedding gift for the couple, are gifts to the bride expected from the bridal party for the wedding or something? i've never been part of the bridal party for a formal wedding and want to make sure i live up to my duties! i love these ladies <3
    Shower gifts can come from the registry the same as wedding gifts. If they are registered at more than one place you can choose the different vendors. As a member of the bridal party, your help with the wedding plans and parties are a gift enough, along with a standard shower and wedding gift. (If there are two showers, however, I'm unsure if you should be obligated to buy gifts for both occasions.) Party favors - for the bachelorette you can get her a tiara or a t-shirt that says "Bride to be" or something on it, there are also playing cards that list dares or tasks the bride has to perform during the bachelorette.. i.e.) get a piggy back ride from a stranger, get a guy to take his shirt off, crap like that. Then she gets a free drink if she succeeds. Depending on the crowd you have those things can be fun.
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    Ivy, I have only done baby shower games, and they all suck. For the bachelorette parties I have just done a big party where we have to drink out of penis straws and eat things shaped like a penis. Then had a stripper pop in and show us his penis.

    I love being old, no more baby showers or bachelorette parties. Whoot.
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    Or you can just have no close friends of the marrying age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Ivy, I have only done baby shower games, and they all suck. For the bachelorette parties I have just done a big party where we have to drink out of penis straws and eat things shaped like a penis. Then had a stripper pop in and show us his penis.

    I love being old, no more baby showers or bachelorette parties. Whoot.
    I have a large group of late 20s/early 30s friends so I still go to at least one wedding/baby shower per summer for someone in that bunch. This year I lucked out - one bachelorette and wedding turned out to be fantastically fun.
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    Most of my friends prefer to stay single or live in sin. I haven't been to a wedding in 5-6 years.
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    I will break that streak next August Audra!
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    thanks ladies, keep the ideas coming!

    i looked online and there is a game called "guess the powder". that would be a lot of fun for the bride whose family won't be at the party lol.
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    There was one that we played recently where you use string and cut it as long as you think the brides tummy is from top(under her boobs) to bottom. Winne gets a prize
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    There was one that we played recently where you use string and cut it as long as you think the brides tummy is from top(under her boobs) to bottom. Winne gets a prize
    What? Why? Can't a bunch of broads just sit around and get sloshed without having to play games? Everyone's prize is chemical enhancement.

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    I will break that streak next August Audra!
    A year to mentally prepare, I think I can, I think I can...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    There was one that we played recently where you use string and cut it as long as you think the brides tummy is from top(under her boobs) to bottom. Winne gets a prize
    I have done that at a baby shower, not a bridal shower.

    We did make wedding dresses out of toilet paper and streamers. That was kind of fun/creative.
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