Fear is the best birth control.
Fear is the best birth control.
He's concerned about all of ours. He cares about women.
How could anyone with that many neuroses ever get laid? You're like Kitt Kat except instead of the guy having to be a hipster dork your fetish is Whitest Guys Possible. If there's even a hint of a tan or rhythm, Courtney heads for the hills.
And Gunz is right. In fact, that's my main problem. I'm very concerned about how much sex every attractive woman on Earth is having.
That's a serious load to carry around. How do you manage?
Last edited by algunz; 08-18-2012 at 10:27 AM.
Oh Randy, don't you worry your silly little head. I'm doing just fine.
Oh good. I got the same answer.
Last edited by Hannahrain; 08-18-2012 at 08:36 PM.
all my pregnancy scares came while trusting condoms and birth control. i never thought i would, but i agree with randy. if you're in a relationship, most guys are going to be too scared shitless to come inside you unless you're wearing a condom or using birth control, which is not 100% effective. i never thought i could be convinced to believe this was true until having countless condom mishaps, including waking up with one inside me three days after sex.
Corinna, the congac boots would have been my pick too. Good choice.
And yes, Hannah, I love your handwriting. You can add it to the list of everything else I think is fabulous about you. It's a long list.
Ivy, I know those methods aren't 100% effective, which is why I double or triple-up. Also, there are things you as a woman can do to increase the effectiveness of birth control methods such as making sure to take your pill at the exact same time every day, or whatever, but there's really not much you as a woman can do to increase the effectiveness of the pull-out method. I like to be in control of things that would have such a serious impact on the rest of my life.
Also: Do any of you have suggestions for a hand sanitizer that ISN'T horrible? I generally don't really give a fuck about germs, but I feel like now that I've moved to a colder climate and I'm going to be in an academic program where I can't afford to miss a single day due to being sick, and I'll be riding the bus all the time, I should perhaps consider getting some sort of sanitizer or antibacterial gel or whatever. I'm hoping some lovely high end brand makes some that smells nice. It must exist.
Williams Sonoma sells scented hand sanitizing sprays at the checkout registers. Quick drying, I prefer it to the gel-based sanitizers.
Gel sanitizers usually leave a film, so you would still need to wash your hands after every 3 uses or something like that. I normally carry around wet-ones single packets if I know I won't have easy access to a sink. They're not scented, though.
I'm really against using most anti-bacterial formulas. Washing your hands should be sufficient most of the time. I keep some alcohol wipes on hand for situations where I won't have access to soap and hot water. If you're going to go for a gel, it's best to use one that uses alcohol as the "anti-bacterial" rather than non-alcoholic ingredients (like benzalkonium chloride, triclosan). Not only are they believed to contribute to MRSA. The ingredients are also toxic to some wildlife and triclosan is being investigated as a carcinogen.
Unfortunately most of the alcohol based ones... smell like alcohol
I've got a foolproof method. When your man seems like he's starting to get anywhere near coming, just suggest that he do so on your face. You don't even have to be particularly emphatic about it. I mean enthusiasm helps, but frankly you can just mumble something that sounds like "come" and "my face" and you will know exactly where his sperm is guaranteed.
Misco, I love your haircut! Looks awesome.
The boyfriend and I have been re-doing our apartment in the past few weeks. Painting the living room, getting new art, rearranging stuff, making it more of a "home". Although the process has been a lot of work every weekend, I'm so pleased with the results. It feels good to have a more "adult" apartment.
I'm still debating if I want to get a hair cut or not. I'm not a girly girl by any means, but this is quite the difficult decision for me. Between not having it cut in over a year and the motorcycle riding, my ends are pretty damaged. I just don't want to go through finding a new stylist and not liking the cut, especially since I usually chop it to shoulder length every time I get a cut.
I got my hair cut yesterday. It's OK, but there are a couple bang ends that do not line up. I may have to go back to get it fixed. $60 haircut.
Bjork doing Biophilia, 6/2 Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles, CA
Outside Lands, 8/9-11 Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA
--almost, almost, almost the real thing