Abort to take a dump

[ragingdave]

Back in five.
(maybe fifteen...)

[psychic friend]

[bug on your lip]

Dave pooping > Blo/Foi arguing about Dennys

[full on idle]

It wouldn't matter what I did, you'd still say everything was greater than what I was doing and then you'd email me with JK LOL.

[bug on your lip]

ROFLZ !

[Yablonowitz]

It wouldn't matter what I did, you'd still say everything was greater than what I was doing and then you'd email me with JK LOL.

Yeah, you two-faced whore. Not you, Valarie. Bug. Bug is the two-faced whore.

[ragingdave]

AWHFY?

[bug on your lip]

two-faced whores probably get a better price

exotic fetish demand is always better than the supply

[Yablonowitz]

Dave pooping > Blo/Foi arguing about Dennys

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My thread started on Monday of this week, Bug's started last week.

[ragingdave]

Ummm, this thread is reserved for info about my poops.

[bug on your lip]

The Spice Girls sold more albums than The National

[Yablonowitz]

The Spice Girls sold more albums than The National

Not on this board.

[shoegazer76]

Mud Butt Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bug on your lip]

Hansen sold more albums than The National

[ragingdave]

I like the National and "Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers" is by far their best album.

[bug on your lip]

and I'm my best album, but Blo claims that doesn't matter here

[Yablonowitz]

I like the National and "Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers" is by far their best album.

Except, by a long shot, for Alligator and Boxer.

[DeltaSigChi4]

Who are The National?

Is it some band that opened for AF once?

E

[mistdevil]

you guys are insane.

[noisemachine]

[noisemachine]

Boxer is a great album.

[kroqken]

Taking a dump feels so good!

[vogina]

i remember once i was in the process of taking a dump.. a seriously squirting shits type of dump. well anyways, i was in those final seconds at a public restroom, belt undone, zipper going down, and i realized as i was in the motion of sitting down to unload there was no toilet paper in the stall, but it was too late and as i rose quickly to relocate shat fired out and landed everywhere, including myself. friends had to go get an extra pair of clothes for me.

never eat the spinach and artichoke four cheese pizza at BJ's.

[woogie846]

i remember once i was in the process of taking a dump.. a seriously squirting shits type of dump. well anyways, i was in those final seconds at a public restroom, belt undone, zipper going down, and i realized as i was in the motion of sitting down to unload there was no toilet paper in the stall, but it was too late and as i rose quickly to relocate shat fired out and landed everywhere, including myself. friends had to go get an extra pair of clothes for me.

never eat the spinach and artichoke four cheese pizza at BJ's.

I might just have to order that to see what happens.

[vogina]

I might just have to order that to see what happens.

its pretty good

[Yablonowitz]

Taking a dump feels so good!

God damn, Ken! You just nailed it!

[joppy-slow]

Back in five.
(maybe fifteen...)

taking a dump is like funny. but not when you are at walmart, mcdonalds or taco bell. i remember this one time at walmart, i had the taco shits and went into the bathroom, and their was like only 3 stalls and someone had the farthest away one, so i chose the first stall, and like 1 minute later, after i was dropping bombs (with a couple courtesy flushes thrown in) some one took the middle stall.. i like my privacy when i take a dump, and some good reading material. but not too long...

[kroqken]

I think it was Sigmund Freud who wrote that people feel a sense of sexual pleasure or a "release" just from taking a shit.

[J~$$$]

Wasn't Freud gay?

[kroqken]

Freud was married and did cocaine with many of his patients in Victorian England.