About to make myself breakfast

[ragingdave]

Bacon, 2 fried eggs, avocado, sauteed onions, sour cream and two tabasco's (Jalapeno and Chipotle) rolled up in a burrito...

[bug on your lip]

what's the chaser ?

[Beef Jerky]

That's messed up. I can't cook at work.

[ThomThom]

God that sounds amazing

[ragingdave]

what's the chaser ?

Black coffee.

[kroqken]

I smell bacon!

[bballarl]

If you had said the freshly drawn blood of 3 virgins, you would have received numerous experiences points and level-ups in 4-5 categories.

[ragingdave]

But I'm having coffee.
Black.

[bug on your lip]

i will give you 190+ bonus points right now if it's Kopi Luwak

[Deviate_420]

I'm eating a homemade blueberry muffin with some 60 coffee.

[ragingdave]

Anyone want a couple Voxtrot tickets?

[ThomThom]

Black coffee and an instant oatmeal...I'm about to buy a burrito though

[Yablonowitz]

Have you suddenly become unemployed Dave?

[J~$$$]

Have you seen all the alias'sesss lately?

[bug on your lip]

why can't he have become suddenly wealthy ?

[ragingdave]

Working in hospitality means my weekends are not like most other people's...

EDIT - Holy shit, this breakfast rocks!

[bug on your lip]

can u go to the Post Office for me dave ?

[ragingdave]

No.
I am doing jack shit today.

[bug on your lip]

No.
I am doing jack shit today.

= por.n

[Deviate_420]

No.
I am doing jack shit today.

lol

[bug on your lip]

BTW Dave,

Yablo's web cam is only free for the 1st 5 minutes, then you need to have a Mastercard to get more credits

[ewiggy]

bug you are really not funny lately.

[kreutz2112]

That sounds great. I would add some jalapeno montery jack to it though.

[ragingdave]

The Monterey Jack is a good call, but I am actually sans any cheese.
The lack of cheese made it that much healthier.
It was still ridiculously good.

I am in a state of post breakfast burrito euphoria...

[bug on your lip]

bug you are really not funny lately.

i wish this $400.00 credit card statement was a fukkin joke

[kimery08]

eek. i just mailed a $400 check for my credit card.

[ragingdave]

Hey!
I could give fuck all about your shoes and porn purchases!

We're talking recreational fucking space here!

[bballarl]

Hey Dave, we're now a band sans bass player again. Do you know anyone who plays/has free time?

[bug on your lip]

please rate your top 10 cheeses dave

[ragingdave]

Hey Andrew,
Where was this question last year?
My friend George is a killer bass player, ridiculous chops and a winde range of styles, but he got a little too heavy into blow and had to go back east.
My British friend was a great bass player but he just passed away...

So I don't know of any good players here.

Bug:

Top 10 Cheeses:

1 - Stilton
2 - Mimolette
3 - Tome de Recolets
4 - Red Hawk
5 - Humboldt Fog
6 - Mt. Tam
7 - any sharp cheddar
8 - any creamy Chevre
9 - Locatelli
10 - MUENSTER