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*YOU HAVE BEEN HEADBUTTED, INTERNET GANGSTA*

I didnt cry, but monday when i got home, i was recovering in my bed watching the hangover, then "Can't Tell Me Nothin'" by Kanye came on which gave me the chills.
I also miss the amazing balls of...

Im simply explaining what goes on at a festival, and what people should expect. Also, for your information, im very polite when i need to get out of a crowd. I never push to the front, only to the...

Touche Swanson.

On my way over to Kanye i noticed an e-tarded couple (hypocritcal, but at least i can control myself), lying on the floor with the girl on top of the fella, getting fingered. I proceded to laugh at...

That's exactly my point, somebody did try it with me and was dealt with appropriately.

I just feel the older people get, the more they have to complain about.
They waste they're life being a goody two shoes, go to a music festival and complain about cigarette smoking in crowds,...

I was in a chain of a few people on sunday, some guy elbowed me in the ribs. I headbutted him, wore his blood as my warpaint for Ratatat.
Throw elbows at people, your gonna get knocked out. Let this...

I fell instantly in love with you, there is a 1/100,000 chance that you'll read this but i must digress. I was the British guy in all black, and you were leaving to go back to school.
I wanted to...

Your a fucking ***, robohomotoetron

www.brandonflowerscumfacials.com

CLOUD CULT SUCKS MY BALLS

ROFL

Stardust and eric prydz!

If I see you at coachella I'm gonna fuck you in the ear.

shut up you pube, I've expressed desire to see those specific artist's, that have nothing to do with the acts on the lineup, cockface.

I'd like to see

Prydz
Herve
John dahlbeck
kavinsky (again)
Myles dyson
Fake blood
Big nasty
Danger

Myles dyson has a really dope production style and bounces bass left right and center when he spins, he'd be perfect for a 5pm slot

i was more fucked up on the monday morning, three day's worth of class A narcotics and four gallons of beer in 72 hours can really bring a boy down.

i met him at the grove once, i said "hello, im from liverpool aswell" he shook MY hand, smiled, and walked away.

for that he gets a yes.

lol, i didnt move for coachella, but i did move, yes.

i flew from england for the 07 show and have since moved to LA just to be closer to indio =)

I left my blackberry at in-n-out last year

Did anybody see City of Men? not the tv show but the movie?

Not true, i've heard him being thrown around alot.
Here is seacrest's full lineup if anybody is interested:
FRIDAY
Nine Inch Nails
Morrissey
Orbital
Franz Ferdinand
Puscifer
Katy Perry...

In 08, id drank a bit too much at the beer tent too quickly, (goddamn margharitas) so i went to the porta-pottys next to the sahara to go throw up, but the line was huuuuuuge so i went around to the...

i never got there til 6pm on sat last year.
goddamn cocaine.

i would like to see:

Justice (they fucking pwned closing last year's coach.)
Cold War Kids
Deadmau5 (another pwner)
Kavinsky (he opened his set with terratorial pissings by Nirvana last year)...

Out of simple CURIOSITY. Does anybody know the effects of cocaine + 100 degree weather?

need two 3 day passes. will pay face value

I think the Kaiser Chief's already predicted it.

Everyone should add me on AIM a few day's before the festival, i'll buy an american sim so i can use my sidekick trois.

I got a picture with immortal technique AND Danny DeVito, IN THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE BITCHES.

They were both rad.

You should invest in a pair of high top Nike SB'S. Comfy as FCUK, breathable, they look fresh as hell, and they also have a velcro strap : )

i will be wearing mine pure and simply for sunday,...

Im British, and i get burned like nobody's business.

I'm back.

Im bringing my football (the Brit version) and my flag, so im sure i'll ensure a friendly game.

bunch of Mormons....

baby powder....GENIOUS. :----)

I met tricky last week
He said he'll be playing.
No joke
outside urth cafe on melrose and something or other.

i need two three day passes. will pay now.

my estimate is about...an eight ball of coke, you'll make it : )

I dont have a myspace...

I dont beleive in advertising myself, and everything i do over the internet for everybody to see.

woop!

california hippies...

dont say i didnt warn you.

how can there be a world cup without world teams?..... eejit!

By Brittania i meant England.

im a sucker for brunettes like that...

mmmm

1. plastic fork
2. plastic plate
3. urine
4. excretion
5. Britney Spears
6. Kevin Federline

take yer pick

Bjork is Tyler Durden