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    Re: Tom Waits hints Tour...

    Time to dust off the chalk.
  2. Re: Tom Waits should be one of the headliners

    What's mine is mine and what Stu gets is his own. I put my surplus in Millstone cans and bury them out back. Go ahead and try to bankrupt me like poor Lenny, I'll still have my cans. Never going...
  3. Re: Tom Waits should be one of the headliners

    Well, actually, I live in California, so I don't think that I could be what you'd call a "hater". I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to sleeping, and you just can't find a good bed outside of...
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    Re: Cap地 Jazz?

    I knew a Captain named Jagz, once ago, true story. But I am relatively certain that we're talking about a different fellow.
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    Re: NFL Time

    I'd like to wager a stiff bet that the He-Men overtake the Gypsies this year. Any takers?
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    Re: just watched 'The Road'

    Two troglodytes arguing over some pennies. Let us give them each a stick and we can eat our kettle corn while they joust their troubles away.
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    Re: The 2010 Headliner Hurt/Heal Game

    Talking Heads 35
    Radiohead 32
    Daft Punk 31
    Gorillaz 31
    The White Stripes 33
    David Bowie 30
    Outkast 24
    Neil Young 21
    Massive Attack 21
    Pixies 21
  8. Re: CREATE A FESTIVAL IV - MYSTERY PRIZE FOR WINNER - DONATE - BRACKET UP

    Too much gonsh. Not enough man, if you ask me.
  9. Re: Welcome, one and all, to our Tom Waits spektakula[aaaaaaaa]!

    Goddamn pissant townies!
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    Re: Tom Waits?

    No sir. No sir. I dare your precious Apostle Paul to drag me out to the desert to dance for you apes.
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    Re: Suck dicks make money

    But I'll stay with you 'til the money runs out.
    So bye bye baby, baby bye bye.
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    Re: Tom Waits jumping off point

    I had a hoot with Real Gone.

    If you want to hear Al Green, get a shovel.

    Your favorite will be Heart of Saturday Night., though.
  13. Re: Thread where Jennie delivers a Lolcat for each poster's personality/taste in musi

    http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4867/twohk8.jpg
  14. Re: The gift ideas thread. Because it's that time again. Already. The fuck?

    http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/novelties/images/2aa.jpg

    Seems pretty straightforward.
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    Re: Worst thing to happen you during a show?

    That asshole Jerry Yester put some Oriental itching powder in my slacks back in '73. Damn near ripped the keys of the piano while messing round with Closing Time arrangements.
  16. Re: Acts that we know will NOT be at Coachella

    Horses couldn't drag me within 50 clicks of your hippy Easter soiree.
  17. Re: Post here for an MS Paint of what I think you look like

    Don't tell Pollock which brushes to use Paco.
  18. Re: Post here for an MS Paint of what I think you look like

    Draw this Comanche.
  19. Re: its that time!! pick your 3 top tier headliners!

    Yours truly
    That ravaging drug-ravaged British jackass (his friends all loathe him at parties)
    That dandy man-woman
  20. Re: WISH SONOFHAL A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES.

    Try and not burn your hand on a stovetop burner when your aging mind starts to give.
  21. Re: the confirmed list from various sources as of 1/3/08

    I ain't playing your goldy desert celebration. I'd rather sit on my porch and watch turkey vultures than cohort with your sweatsmen.
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    Re: Smashing Pumpkins tickets on ebay!

    That was the longest "Yes" I've ever read Eddie.
  23. Thread: Mace

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    Re: Mace

    Of all my inventions, I'm most proud of the moustache.
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    Re: Mace

    I like the cut of your jib.
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    Re: Mace

    You live in the most intolerably racist city on the planet goldy. Stop trying to paint my wagon red, too.
  26. Thread: Mace

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    Re: Mace

    Thank you Buddyhead.

    Why the long face goldy-blue?
  27. Thread: Mace

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    Re: Mace

    You never were the helpful sort.
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    Re: Mace

    You shut your Edwin mouth goldy.
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    Mace

    What's a good brand? I know a goldy that needs some.
  30. Re: Boards of Canada playing with Smashing Pumpkins in SF.......

    You were a fool to assume that I'd reveal my truths on this infernal beast. For shame Montana Abe, for shame.
  31. Re: Boards of Canada playing with Smashing Pumpkins in SF.......

    I'm not doing much more than watching turkey vultures swarm my property. You were sadly misinformed Montana Abe.
  32. Re: Boards of Canada playing with Smashing Pumpkins in SF.......

    A half-assed Smashing Pumpkins reunion isn't a big enough deal to warrant any type of meaningful opening bands. Your lies are waterheaded, and bands that actually merit these false performances by...
  33. Re: sorry but this video really should get its own thread

    Apology not accepted. It was a bit too disingenuous Mr Cackrat.
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    Re: Happy Birthday SillyGrl

    What sur damage douche?
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    Re: Things I hate....

    Edwin.
  36. Re: Boards of Canada playing with Smashing Pumpkins in SF.......

    Boards of Canada won't play shows.

    Smashing Pumpkins won't feature Auf der Maur.

    This Fillmore is probably a trash heap anyway.
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    Re: Happy Birthday SillyGrl

    A bit oversexed this afternoon, Mr Cackrat?
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    Re: The Official Candy Thread

    Keep dialing, people!!!! Keep dialing!!!
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    Poll: Re: I am not an alias

    The first child who said it said it with more style. Less 6 points for you sir.
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    Re: Happy Birthday SillyGrl

    May the vultures dine on your entrails last.
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    Re: My Videos

    I shall cower in fear of your furiously furry fists of fury as I sit Indian style on my Redskins fan-blanket, DeltaSigChi4.

    Apology accepted.

    T
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    Re: My Videos

    Amazing. You take the internet too seriously and you're an Indian giver. HEYHOWAREYOU? HEYHOWAREYOU? HEYHOWAREYOU?
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    Re: My videos are too large...

    nothing is easier than SUPER.

    here's a guide how to use it: http://forum.videohelp.com/images/guides/p1608146/basicsuperguide.pdf
  44. Re: How many times did you eat at In-N-Out??

    However, you're clearly in the bottom tier for mental heath.

    You seem like a hazard to yourself and others.

    T
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    Poll: Re: Favorite Hard Liquor

    Thieving racist
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    Poll: Re: Favorite Hard Liquor

    Mannequins' tears.
  47. Re: Thread for Gabe and Justin To Talk Shit About Pro Football

    how scary is Miami's 3-4 defense, now? Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas and Joey Porter...
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    Re: Bizzare.

    the rest of Food, for what it's worth:

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    WUpNvx9VcA

    breakfast is being too tricky... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUpNvx9VcA
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    Re: Bizzare.

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    JL7CQnr_c_E
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    Re: We should do board fights again

    I am Edwin
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