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I look forward to meeting the lastgreatdog on Thursday :)

Preakness picks-
Orb, Governor Charlie, Departing.

Not betting much on it, going heavy on the undercard instead

in.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

For better or worse, see y'all in the D. Ticket purchased.

Lovers and friends, where are you?

Nada. I had my win money on Verrazano and Java's War. I had Orb in exacta boxes, but no Golden Soul. I'm just glad I decided to pair down my exacta and trifecta tickets a little bit. They were...

So... yeah... I didn't have any win $$$ on Orb, but I had him on top in both my exacta and trifecta boxes. But Golden Soul? Wut?!?!?!?... I did say some complimentary things about him. And unlike in...

My pick to win- Javas War. Spenind a buttlod of money playing exacta and trifecta boxes with 8 horses...ugh.

#1 Black Onyx has been scratched this morning. There will only be 19 horses entered in the Derby now. Will delete him from the Spiral Stakes post shortly.

It's not looking ideal. I'm just hoping the rain hits them tomorrow and maybe passes through by Saturday? Their maim track will dry up i quickly if it has a few hours in the sun. Very few, if any of...

It's become a tradition that every time I fly into LA for the fest, I go to Bay Cities in Santa Monica. And that Godmother sammich is pretty f'n delicious.

Ok lovers and friends. This is what happens when I have waaaaaaaayyyyyy to much time on my hands. But as a horse-racing nut and also trying to be some half-ass'd ambassador for the sport of kings, I...

Thank you for posting this. Later tonight or by tomorrow afternoon, I'll add the remaining horses to my previous posts, and add post positions and post links with it. My picks will happen tomorrow...

Jimmy Fallon Derby rap from 2001.
http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/kentucky-derby-rap/n17265/
I thought this was funny. Love the Uncle Mo verse too, because it was true ;)

Edits in...

I posted this on the next page, but just to give you guys an update of changes I've made. Info on Golden Soul, Charming Kitten and Fear the Kitten to be added tonight.

you guys you guys you guys you guys you guys!!!!

I'm sure you guys give way more fucks about Bones Jones vs Sonnen tonight. But if you have Showtime, I IMPLORE YOU TO WATCH THE REPLY OF ZAB JUDAH...

Wait... was lot 4 further away than lot 7... because lot 7 was in Siberia. No showers in that lot either...

But you guys look neato :)

So when I walked into the living room tonight, I'm ready to sit down, watch some NFL draft, the Twins, just relax. Obviously he had other ideas. HE had them all lined up for me ready to go. I guess...

T'eo and Geno Smith back to back

Debatable #2. Robert Woods had really moved up a lot of people's boards. A lot of people thought highly of Keenan Allen from Cal. They still really need a linebacker, and I'd love to see them get a...

That describes it perfect. It's amazing how's these NFL GMs, Personnel people, continue to get fleeced by him. Idon't mind Patterson as the pick. But I'm pretty certain no team the rest of the first...

As I said I was witing to rip the Vikings, and they did so good with their first 2 picks. But it is the Vikings. They don't f things up on a Bills or Raiders type of consistency, but they are in the...

All I had to do was praise my team, and thennthey fuck it up by giving away a 2, 3, 4 and 7 to the Patriots. Shit! They just ruined everything.

Vikings did it perfect. I was ready to bash them for fucking it up, but they did it perfect!!!!

THANK YOU!

C'mon Vikes please draft Shariff Floyd. Please please please

When he was on Sportscenter yesterday I thought he was fairly well-spoken. He didnt fail a drug test?

And the Bills... are the Bills...

Shit... the Bills trade back to 16 and they'll still get Geno or Nassib. It doesn't look as bad taking one of them at 16 as it would at 7

With Fluker going to SD at 11, are there any elite level OLs left?

The Patriots are like the San Antonio Spurs. Blind trust with whoever they draft at whatever spot. It'll be a few guys we've never heard of, and within 2 years they'll all be really solid.

I'm at peace with them taking T'eo. Mainly because the Vikings do need help at LB. Also, when a guy falls that far, and you have a chance to draft him, you're gonna look dumb if you pass on him and...

I can't emphasize enough how much of a man-crush I have on Chance Warmack. If the Cardinals have to "settle" for him at pick 7, so be it. A dude that big shouldn't be able to move like that. If they...

Ok- Useless draft discussion question:

Name your favorite team. Then tell me who you want them to draft at the pick they have. Or tell me if they should trade up or trade down to get a guy. But if...

I think I'm going now... muahahahah

Where are you guys? It's almost as if you know I'm coming so y'all scatter.

Dude. I'm with you. He's such an unknown. The last couple of years the Dubai qualifier hasn't done shit in the Derby. But this horse feels different to me. You should be able to get that price. Won't...

http://youtu.be/NDytfct9WCM
Spiral Stakes
Location- Turfway Park (Florence, KY... suburban Cincinnati, OH)
Date- 3/23/13
Distance- 1 1/8 Miles
Surface- SYNTHETIC

Kentucky Derby entrants in...

http://youtu.be/0LTwutyXzZ0
Rebel Stakes
Location- Oaklawn Park (Hot Springs, AR)
Date- 3/16/13
Distance- 1 1/16 miles
Surface- Dirt

Kentucky Derby Entrants in this clip-
#2 Oxbow
#17 Will...

We would've gotten tired of each other quickly. But we made it 30 minutes without that happening. Baby steps...

Yeah. Just sucks that it was only for like 30 minutes on Saturday during Booka Shade. Wish we we could've caught a few sets on Sunday.

It's impossible for me to not be self-deprecating, but I guess you'd have to ask the people that actually did see me in more than small doses that weekend. But thank you.

what the hell!? It's like I met a lot of you guys, and then I see the names listed, and it's like I didn't meet half of you. Shit.

http://youtu.be/ee0T1geh3Eo
Toyota Blue Grass Stakes
Location- Keeneland (Lexington, KY)
Date- 4/13/13
Distance- 1 1/8 Miles
Track- SYNTHETIC

Derby Entrants in the clip above-
#10 Palice...

Ha.... be careful what you wish for. We unfortunately didn't run into each other weekend 1, so some random stranger might show up at your door-step. haha. Thanks for the praise. I knew you'd like...

http://youtu.be/P_fNOnqKuMw
UAE (United Arab Emirates) Derby
Location- Meydan Racecourse (Dubai)
Date- 3/30/13
Surface- SYNTHETIC
Distance- 1 3/16 Miles

Kentucky Derby Entrants in this clip-...

http://youtu.be/NRDTtdZSKDM
Louisiana Derby
Location- Fairgrounds (New Orleans)
Date 3/30/13
Surface- Dirt
Distance 1 1/8 Miles

Derby entrants in this clip (number listed next to them is...

I stayed at the Hard Rock 2 summers ago. In the HRH tower (the nicer, more expensive of the 2 towers). Really nice. Really swank. If there isnt much price difference, splurge for the more expensive...

http://youtu.be/P-8hJDK9Vac
Florida Derby
Location- Gulfstream Park (suburban Miami)
Date- 3/30/2013
Surface- Dirt
Distance- 1 1/8 Miles

Derby entrants in this clip-
#12 Itsmyluckyday
#16...

Bob, Thank you. I'll do him next.

http://youtu.be/7yT6rYb5y_w
2013 Arkansas Derby
Date- 4/13/13
Location- Oaklawn Park (Hot Springs, AR)
Surface- Dirt
Distance- 1 1/8 Miles

Derby Entrants...