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Shame you're not a bird, but I'm cool with it as long as our dicks don't touch.

As much as I like the Irish accent, you just don't have the sophistication an English accent can have.
American girls will be all "oh wow, you're like... so, Irish!" but then they won't have a clue...

Listing this for a friend of mine.
He bought from Front Gate tickets and has the confirmation email ready for the buyer.
Has also been in contact with Front Gate to get the name change doucments...

You pop up on all of my threads and you bring your horrible misery everytime...
If I was still attending this year, I'd track you down and give you a piece of my mind/penis! (depending on your...

BUY SOMETHING OR GET OUT!

Still available, PM with how much you think it's worth!

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1 Pass + Car camping remaining!

Sorted out a US delivery, so I can now sell passes as singles!
I have 2 passes left for sale, one of them is with with car camping...

BUY MY PASSES PLEASE, I AM NOT A SCALPER!

Sorry but who the fuck are you?
You really don't have a clue what you are talking about and I'm far too hungover to go into the details of how wrong you are.
Please shut up and stop posting rubbish...

Probably should have made this clear in my first post....
I can only sell these passes as a set of 4.

Front gate are rubbish and international orders must be collected at the festival.
So my...

Due to circumstances beyond my control my friends and I won't be attending Coachella 2012.
I have 4 passes in total and am not looking to make much of a profit, just covering costs and anything else...

This cracked me up!

Haha, spot on!

I've been told plenty of times that the English accent goes down well in America and this thread confirms it.
I travel with my job... I've done a quite a few countries in Europe, India, UAE and...

Point taken, discovered was the wrong word...
After The Europeans we're pushed out and defeated by colonies, didn't they then turned onto the natives in one way or the other?
Fact is America was...

This thread has taken a turn for the worst.
I feel the only way to correct it is with a relevant British proverb....

"A sad barnyard where the hen crows louder than the cock."

Now let the us...

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No thanks...
You'll only misread it, jump to an incorrect conclusion and then reply starting with "pray tell" to make yourself feel like you have the higher ground.

Read my post again, at which point did I say America was discovered by Europeans?
Stop fullfilling the bad stereotypes about your country #nationalembarrassment

Come on now, enough jokes...
Our ancestors were drinking before America was even discovered!

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Good name, great idea!

Yes! Where?

I'll talk my way out of a beating with superior decorum and charm ;)
Agreed on the drinking!

Remember it's St. George's day on the Monday, will be a nice change not having groups of meat heads...

To watch me get beat up or because it's funny?

I went to Benicassim festival in Spain last year.
We spent lots of time outside the festival, it was great! They have a waterpark, the beach and loads of bars.

I didn't leave Glasto, it has...

Thanks Flowbee, I'll take a look.

Clledaz, I've been to Reading 3 times and Leeds once. They have the silent disco, a few bars open and a few big nightclub tents playing music until the early...

You speak our language :)

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Alright so looks like leaving the site, other than to buy beer/food is a bad idea.
I've done my fair share of festivals so know the routine.

What about night time then...
Is there anywhere to...

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I LOVE GOATS... Glastonbury 2011

Sorry I'm not into dick, hope you have fun though.

Dear Readers,

One would like to know what there is to do during the daytime at Coachella, both on and off-site.
I know there will be shuttles running to shops, is there much of a town to walk...

That's our plan too!
Land in Vegas on the Wednesday afternoon, have a night out there.
Drive down to coachella on the Thursday.
Drive across to LA Monday morning and fly out at 9pm.
A desperate...

I've always said it as wuss-ter-sheer.
I've heard American's emphasise the shire too much, it's more of a sheer to me.
I suppose it changes with the different accents of the UK.

FYI, don't go to...

You're a fine man of the steel city, join me on our crusade in a yet to be decided bar area!...

I didn't know I was making 'statements' under oath, calm down dear.
I'm a man of simple pleasures, Coachella is almost certianly going to offer - Sun, Fun, Friends, Booze, Bands and Babes.... is...

I appreciate the advice Mr Bowler Hat, I won't let you down.

I let the first negative comment pass but this one, I just cannot...
I'm hardly a Glastonbury veteran at 3 years attendance but compared to the usual UK festivals it's still the finest in my...

On the contrary my pedigree chum

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I'm in the same boat, which in this case is a plane.
We're renting a car so will to stop off at a Walmart or something and buy most off it there.
Stuff like airbeds, pump and pillows are cheap and...

I demand replies, agreeable ones too!

Thanks for the concise and thoughtful reply!
I'm sure I'll have a wonderful time, but it will never compare to Glastonbury.
We're car camping and I am very glad of it... I know how hot a tent can...

I'd compare them to Real Estate, but better.
Pretty mellow, drifting and twangy...perfect for driving along the coast.
By The Sea:

I like them too much, so let me know what you think

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Just throwing it out there....
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Let's get some of these, pick a well positioned spot (near a bar) and declare it a new...