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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    I can't believe those walmart pics are real.
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    Re: The Post Pictures of Your Pet Thread!

    Oh. Shit.
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    Re: Board Members We Lost In The Fire

    I retract my previous post. I miss allyjoy. hahahahaha!
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    Re: Board Members We Lost In The Fire

    Living in the past.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    I believe last nights show may be the most amazing show I've ever been to. I totally fanned-out when meeting the singer and band, which has never happened to me before. But I did manage to get the...
  6. Re: Ewwww -- poop in pools more common than you may think, CDC warns

    That's racist.
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    Re: It's raining Golden Girls.

    Good imagination? Have you inverse seen tits before?
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    Re: How is there no Mother's Day thread?

    Up until you don't call.

    I just found out my mom is in Costa Rica. Good thing I was concerned about not being able to get a hold of her. Ha!
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    Re: How is there no Mother's Day thread?

    To answer the question, no one really gives a fuck about their mother's.
  10. Thread: Confessions

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    Re: Confessions

    Are you growing up?
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    It should be.
  12. Thread: Confessions

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    Re: Confessions

    Yes. Put your leash on again.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    You're lucky you got a response.
  14. Re: It's raining huge horny african natives for the last time.

    I say we enslave them and not give a fuck about what we call them.


    This stems from my people not having their own ________ American status.
  15. Thread: Confessions

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    Re: Confessions

    I want to do heroin, that shit sounds awesome.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    You posted publicly where you were, why is it creepy someone showed up?
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    Hahaha! Sounds just as fucking stupid. Love it.
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    Re: The Post Pictures of Your Pet Thread!

    Enluv, just make sure your Kitty has enough water, shade and access to a cool area if inside. Shave it if you want, but watch it closely if it's an outside cat. I know this might sound insane, but...
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    Re: The Post Pictures of Your Pet Thread!

    TomAz; taking evolution to school.

    Do you remove the insulation from your home come summertime? Helps keep you warm in winter, it must make you hot during summer.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    What I learned today on the Coachella message board: Hearing impaired jokes are OK, suicide jokes are not.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Was he the one that got away?
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    Re: The Post Pictures of Your Pet Thread!

    Tom, do you know what a heat sink is?
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    Re: The Post Pictures of Your Pet Thread!

    Some asshole let her out and now she's probably dead, leaving her kittens without a mother.
  24. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    So are you dating someone, or just wishful thinking right now?
  25. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    Yeah bro.
  26. Re: Post Nude Photos Of Yourself That Won't Get You Banned

    What book is that you're holding?
  27. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    It's more like art than it is golf. It's also not going to be your call, most likely, so no need to make a plan.
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    Re: The Sandwich Thread

    Bj's, ha! Jeremiah red, double ha!
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    Re: The Sandwich Thread

    I love seeing "Philly" bullshit outside of. Same as "New York Style", "Chicago Style", funny stuff. I've only found two places so far in California that use an Amoroso Roll. You may as well leave the...
  30. Thread: Candy Crush

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    Re: Candy Crush

    I bought Tetris once, several years ago. That's about it when it comes to phone games.
  31. Thread: Candy Crush

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    Re: Candy Crush

    Do you folks actually spend money on this?
  32. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    Makes sense.
  33. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    :).
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Roots.
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Very funny.
  36. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I prefer the 4th stuff more than I do the 5th stuff.
  37. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    So it was more that you were unsure, rather than feeling like you wouldn't have any support?

    Pitcher, catcher, both, neither? When you're interested, are you aggressive like some dudes are with...
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    Re: The Post Your Picture Thread

    I didn't even want to get near those fucking couches. I could smell the funk from the door.

    Nice shot, Zimmy.
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    Re: The Post Your Picture Thread

    I didn't even want to get near those fucking couches. I could smell the funk from the door.

    Nice shot, Zimmy.
  40. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Watt are you trying to say, Nathan?
  41. Re: That guy who picks up the guitar lying in the corner at a party...

    I'm so glad my friends don't have guitars just laying around, waiting for some schmo to pick it up and play a silly song that he isn't very good at. Wasn't this played out in some show, or skit?...
  42. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    Not sure which got the most laughter, the no, or the Guatemalan kid.


    Hunter, ever been with a gal? Has this been asked? Did you know, or come to terms?
  43. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    Taking notes are ya?
  44. Thread: Candy Crush

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    Re: Candy Crush

    Bunch of fucking.....whatever you guys are.
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    Re: The Post Your Picture Thread

    Been missing you.
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    We need a video of that shit.

    Drinkey, you've been killing it in here as of late.
  47. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    ACROSS HER FACE!
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    Re: The Sex thread

    ^Could, may not totally be the case. I know for myself, I'm more sensitive at the tip than I am at the base. But we are all just a little different.



    Maybe when you're just packing 6". :)
  49. Thread: The Sex thread

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    Re: The Sex thread

    So just the tip is in you?
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    Re: The Sex thread

    He doesn't have to bury all 13.5 inches. He's having sex, not drilling for oil.
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