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My dad has strong opinions on which member of Hootie and the Blowfish was most talented.

Note: It's not Darius Rucker.

"Goddamn Portishead and their goddamn rock music. Damn hippies. That's it. No son of mine will ever be a Portishead fan."

I think it's funny that your dad hates Portishead expressly. Dads usually hate weak coffee and slow drivers.

Is this a joke? It made me laugh like it was one.

I don't know, man...he's pretty hyper. Hyper people can be really fucking stinky. I bet Richard Simmons stinks. And you know Robin Williams smells like a wet dog with body odor.

I hated this until she said "that woman Fergie is giving our country AIDS."

He looks like he might smell bad.

Hey thanks. I changed my password when drunk and just guessed it correctly tonight. I had added a number for no apparent reason.

But this isn't about me.

You know what I enjoy? Blood in MSPaint. That's some quality blood.

I agree. But I heard "SHUT UP!" shouted at him from at least three different planes of space behind me (during the Coachella set). People didn't like that he was so chatty. I guess that's time he...

Is Imsorryforpictures a real person? I've never seen the title of this thread taken so literally. I like Beyonce's shoes though.

I enjoy getting presents from strange men.

This guy.

Sorry, all. I have serious issues - when I get hammered, I turn into Ernest fucking Hemingway. I'm not going to delete it because I'm actually kind of impressed with myself. But sorry for...

I feel compelled to spill my bullshit in this thread right now - no one knows who I am anymore on here. It's kind of comforting to come back in again with anonymity to be who I want to be.

What...

You think this memory will calm my kenado. And if you think that.....you're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I loved Roseanne. And, independent of this, I remember you from the board when I was around (sorry...

Hey....this isn't a poll. THIS GUY'S A GREAT BIG PHONY.

brb - spray painting your car with PHONY

And if you just compared me to kkken, I might vomit.

Listen, buddy (I like that your name is synonymous with a random thing you call people. It's like your screen name is "pal" and, when I address you, I can say, "HEY, PAL") - I didn't do the...

Where's the option where you like your job?

Sorry - that was actually me and not Gabe:

Happy birthday, Sean - you are a true gentleman.

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Yeah - that's a gentleman. What of...

This week's episode was amazing. We're getting into such a mind-blowing potential version of time travel that it genuinely puts your mind to the test while making you challenge whatever "Back to the...

I know I come in here biweekly and post an annoying picture of Adam Lambert. I also know that I've heralded him from the beginning - I know how strong the power of an underdog can be in the midst of...

Too many words - sorry.

Do I still count as a board regular? I probably have enough posts - but meeting new people having no idea what my screen name was made me realize I might not be a regular anymore. In any case, I'm...

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Hey - I met you! I know by that picture. BMack introduced us and I kept asking you who you were on the board and you didn't answer. MYSTERY SOLVED.

I saw you.

Going to buy a Ford Fusion, brb.

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You know what's fun? Being obnoxious.

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He's the poo - so take a big whiff.

I've played so many video games lately that it's what I dream. I dream video games. I kill people and get coins out of them. Even people that are family. Then I wake up and have a philosophical...

Dear Tessa,


GAY THINGS GAY THINGS GAY THINGS PIER ONE IMPORTS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL EYELINER ON A DUDE


Love,

Everyone

OK, yeah, no. The Crazy rendition in the leather pants pretty much seals the deal there.

I like to meet people while I'm doing your mom.

Adam Lambert has an amazing vocal range. The last time we saw a range like that was Steve Perry. And that probably means he's outdated.

I liked the take on Ring of Fire. Then again, I'm not...

I hate people who list upcoming events in their sigs.

Oops - also -

Here's my prediction for final three:

Scott MacIntyre
Adam Lambert
Kris Allen

Only leeway goes to Danny Gokey - he might edge one of those three out. But that's my call.

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Done. Conversation over.

I love this kid.

Awww - I forgot about this thread. This was fun. We need a new internet meme. Like a thread dedicating those Yo Dawg Xhibit pics to each board member.

VYyHAXZKaPQ

They're so much better than that.

They were apparently in a shitty commercial. I never saw it, but I've recently heard this criticism when I've told people I'm all about them.

Apparently they felt the company had something in...

wat?

Tori Amos is mentally balanced. She may not have been for a bit, but she turned it around.

You should be using Yahoo. So it pretty much is your fault.

It's when Tool meets a boy scout troop.

And the ceiling's about to come crashing down.

Oh, hi. Yicky is here.

Seriously?

The area around the hairtie is like a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

Now please excuse me while I barf at my own reference.

Kevin and Bean had no updates, so I was relatively sure it wasn't coming out tonight.

Wow. It's sad when I consider Kevin and Bean my connection to what's true.