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  1. Re: So my left eye is hurting me for no reason....

    Will you begin sporting an eye patch like your Vietnamese counterparts?
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    Re: Scotland & the UK

    Dundee votes yes. We have a 2% margin here. Popcorn and wine it is.
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    Re: The Girls Only Thread

    Hoser hosiery.
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    Re: Courtney's Guide to Etiquette

    SHADDUP YOU KURD THIS ISNT KURDISTAN.
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    Re: Courtney's Guide to Etiquette

    Are you saying that they are making fun of me?
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    Re: Courtney's Guide to Etiquette

    Crooks
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    Re: Courtney's Guide to Etiquette

    No one thinks I'm goofy when I leave a big tip. Quite the opposite. And I usually say: and by the way you are very beautiful. And then the waitress will tell all the other waitresses about the 50%...
  8. Thread: Dreams...

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    Re: Dreams...

    DTS_DLZptkw
  9. Thread: Dreams...

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    Re: Dreams...

    Someone please quantify the neural code for Keith Flint-Scary Ass Caterpillar please.
  10. Thread: Dreams...

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    Re: Dreams...

    Don't worry, it's only so many chemical reactions in your brain.
  11. Re: Wish nathanfairchild a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Nathanfairchild is a prince of a man is what I tell people.
  12. Thread: NFL Time

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    Re: NFL Time

    I grew up in a football household. Grandpa had season USC tix my whole life.

    Fuck the NFL.
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    Re: Schoolio's Movie Corner

    I was Maui Wowie when I watched it.
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    Re: Schoolio's Movie Corner

    It's on Netflix. Oh I mean the Zowie Bowie Moon movie.
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    Re: Schoolio's Movie Corner

    Nope but I will now. I miss the man. Oh I saw him in a The Heat. Sandra Bullock and the large rough lady play cops.

    Have any of you seen the Zowie Bowie Mars movie? It's worth a watch.
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    Re: Schoolio's Movie Corner

    I'm urgently writing my magnum opus. It's my answer to Donnie Darko. Starring Michael Rapaport.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    No no no, they were 9 and 11 years old. Get the story right.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    after everything, that's what upset him.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    That's really funny.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Hey, speaking of cock suckers, where the fuck is GPS?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Pizza and dick slaps to the face... Sounds like your kind of night Drew
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Shut the fuck up you dick-sucking-magneto
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Ron, I think you've kind of ruined this message board in a lot of ways. It sucks. No one wants to hear from you. You admited to doing an absolutely heinous thing and you were completely unremorseful...
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    Re: The Cathode Ray Mission: The Misc. Television Thread

    I'm digging the leftovers. I'm kind of a leftover of some sort. Stylistically, I get it. The minimalist, apocolyptic score. The cataclysmic religious connotations. My kind of world.

    But how...
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    Re: Mildly Inconvenient At Several Speeds

    Taylor baby, this is your time to shine!
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    That's all I was saying. Thank you.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Never mind.
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Boy has the world changed
  29. Thread: Hey, Books

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    Re: Hey, Books

    I'm reading The Human Comedy for the first time. What a damn good little novel it is. I think I'll read it twice.
    I recommend it to anyone and everyone.

    I stole my mothers complete works of...
  30. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    You'd think he'd be alarmed.
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    Re: Believe in the Steve - JustSteve

    Good citizen Randy.

    Steve, you want us to gofund a stripper for your hospital room? I'll come by and cook shish-kabobs for the nurses.
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    AOHell song
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    Re: The Default Thread

    WOOOHOOO I PASSED MY DRUG TEST! back to my regular scheduled programming


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CA8IDHSpnA
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    Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Maybe you are too sexed up now?
  35. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc
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    Re: Reward Credit Card

    You should max them all out and marry someone rich.
  37. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    Here you go

    http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=e94_1408294281
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    Re: The Default Thread

    You should go for the skinny, seditious, half naked fakir look.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Don't forget to wear some flowers I your hair. HAHAHAHAHA
  40. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    Some homeowner tried this on 44/seashore a couple weeks back and the cops pumped him full of lead but he didn't die and now he's looking at two decades behind bars.
  41. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    Well, maybe I was kind of implying what you said. Point taken anyways.
  42. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    I wasn't implying all that Jack. I was just trying to say that cops shouldn't be trained to use lethal weapons in a non lethal manner.
  43. Thread: Ferguson

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    Re: Ferguson

    Because they would shoot with even less justification and go around kneecapping their enemies.
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    Re: meow meow i am a cat

    What you should be saying is that cats have zero empathy for human beings and typically belong to people who share their ambivalence towards affection.
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    Re: Schoolio's Movie Corner

    I just watched Gandhi for the first time. It was an emotional experience. It was a gratifying to experience this film amidst all this fighting going on everywhere. We forget what real strength looks...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    You know Jack, I was thinking the same thing. But then I thought hey, if it helps spread the word about the cause then who am I to criticize. But then I thought hey, I still have no idea what the...
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    Re: Boring Shit About Your Life

    There is some anecdotal evidence that suggests Ivy was at one time part Chinese and and probably half feline.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Right, good point. It is also advisable to pee mid-stream into the cup.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Synthetic urine works. If you get caught they can call the cops. It isn't worth the risk in my opinion and I'm not a crook.
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    Re: The Default Thread

    1 P.M. Why?
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