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Keep my guacamole out cho mouf!

I don't want to camp.

He's not with me!

Fisting 2 people in the Yuma during 2 bears.

Yeah...a bunch of douches are...

The difference is that the acts have all been announced and that it's easier to take a 3 month risk on an investment than a 10 month risk.

More than this...

Kit Kat played the popular hipster on the Coacella message board and on-again-off-again D.J. on college radio at University of South Central.

Dustin Diamond of Saved By The Bell fame claims in his...

Obviously...since no one from outside of CA owns a car, and we would never allow anyone to rent one without a valid CA drivers' license...

Define "Bang".

Woo Hoo...SLOCHELLA, HERE I COME!

Does surreal mean stinky? Because if so, you're right.

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It's at your mom's house.

So...Tom is Papa Emeritus II?

Eat a torta ahogada or shut the hell up...the lot of you!

If you use proper grammar and punctuation, you are disqualified...

Because cave man drink much beer.

No! I'm totally serious...Weekend 1 is where it's at.*

*Purple The color of sarcasm.

Aluminum oxide!

Weekend 2 2013 was the worst Coachella ever.
Security stuck their fingers up everyone's butt at both check points.
Water was sold for $4.00 a bottle to make up for all the money they lost...

I didn't see a chain longer than 4 people all weekend.

The totems don't really bother me.

The correct answer is...C!

I liked it a lot. So glad I finally got to see them!

Yeah...they were all in there.

Awesome show. Much better than HTDA!

She's not that hot, bro.

I got super high and had to sit down (pass out), but this was still one of the best shows of the weekend for me

PLEASE! Move that shit out to the lobby...or to the campground...

It was ok, but it didn't live up to the hype.

"Even Jesus hates Creed"

"I'm so gay I shit rainbows"

and a hat pin that said, "Fuck your swag!"

You're not biased at all, are you?

There was no problem at all for me with crowds the whole weekend.

Much less douchey than any year I can remember.

That's a joke, right?

If You Leave.

Savages
Tame Impala
Portugal The Man
Ghost

This doesn't seem at all rapey...

I'm a 2nd weekender...and I'm a genius.

^
It's a trap!

If you call it non hipster rock...the hipsters will like it...ironically...

Pro tip for weekend 2...everyone stay in the Sahara...It's going off!

It's the new tap and blow.

Yes.

Yes!

So...We're gonna get get drunk bitches on their periods?

See you bitches there!




Hell, that is!

I really hate this one.

Meet you at the Main Stage around 11:40!

THe extra room is worth $150 to me.

Yeah...Sorry Benjamin. Milo wins this round.

I share both the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.

I'm in!

Those two locations are exclusively for patrons of those two hotels.

JUST LIKE IT SAYS ON THE MAP.