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    Re: The Big Brother Is Watching You Thread

    This is just the kind of thing that makes a woman consider building a bunker in the mountainside somewhere.
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    Re: The 2012 Halloween Costume Idea Thread

    Or stripe it with white and be a Japanese eggplant, which are long and skinny.
  3. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    That's a fine line to walk.
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    Let me not give that impression. Sex has happened. Proper, p-in-v intercourse has happened, with at least one partner reaching climax, and both were enthusiastic about it. The last time was sometime...
  5. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    These are all valid points. In the context of the relationship of which I refer, however:

    - Bone-jumping has never, not once, not ever, been successful.
    - The male in question is in his mid-20's,...
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    I'm really familiar with these sentiments.
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    No consummation of sexual tension. Physical affection present at non-platonic levels, but sparingly.
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    Blow jobs once every two weeks, but offered more frequently.
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    Here's an interesting question:

    How long do you stay in a relationship if there's no sex involved? And I don't mean in the "savin' it for marriage" way.
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    Re: Confessions

    Not a bad deal. Though my name has a much better ring to it, I'd wager.


    Also, I refuse to ever again set foot in Reno.
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    Re: Confessions

    This would be kind of amazing. I wouldn't do much else but bake.
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    Re: Confessions

    In the state of Oregon, in order to sell comestibles, you have to have a license to make food, and then make it in a space that must also be licensed and inspected biannually, and you can only sell...
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    Re: Confessions

    It's true, but I don't exactly have the capital to go into business by myself. If you'll recall, not that long ago, there was an Indiegogo campaign with my name on it dedicated to trying to whittle...
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    Re: Confessions

    Wait a minute.

    New confession: I'm never going back to work again.
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    Re: Confessions

    That's what I feel like I've been doing, and it's all been fine and well, except I have to go back to work SOMETIME. Something tells me it'd be irresponsible to throw away that pastry degree and just...
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    Re: Confessions

    And decidedly more pressing.
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    Re: Confessions

    I feel as though I have completely lost track of who or where I was in my life and career before my accident. It's that same feeling one might experience when one gets distracted in the middle of a...
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    Re: The 'Pick a fight' thread

    He's such a dipshit.
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    Re: The 'Pick a fight' thread

    Euphemism.
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    Re: The 'Pick a fight' thread

    You're not getting better at this.
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    Re: The 'Pick a fight' thread

    No, he's just grasping at straws and not doing a particularly good job. Same with you, actually.
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    Re: The 'Pick a fight' thread

    A thread by Tom about being angry that didn't go anywhere? I'm shocked.
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    Re: The Cooking Thread

    For dinner:

    Bechamel sauce with a little extra sharp cheddar for flare. Oh man, that fresh nutmeg is delicious. Tossed that with some farfalle. Then, on top of that, salmon fillets, which had been...
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    Re: The Cooking Thread

    Whole-wheat toast.
    Backyard-fresh chicken egg (my hen is laying!)

    Fried on the cast iron in coconut oil

    Black Truffle salt, one big pinch.

    Combine and consume.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    Yeah, I'll be home. We have a guest staying with us through airbnb.com and he leaves today, and tomorrow I'll just be here cleaning, hausfrau-style.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    So far, the total is $3695, which is already way more than I thought would be raised. It's also a pretty good chunk of change: a little more than 1/5th of my goal and a great starting point for me. I...
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    Indeed. Indiegogo keeps 9% of the total, since I didn't reach my goal. If I had reached it, which wasn't terribly likely in the first place, they'd have only kept 4%. I could have probably picked a...
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    You guys are still the best and are responsible for the bulk of the funds I've raised so far. <3<3<3
  29. Re: Wish thefunkylama a Happy birthday, bichez!

    Thanks, dudes! And especially thanks to GPS, who has left me visitor messages on my profile every year, whether I've been here to read them or not.
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    Re: The Bad Mood Thread

    More people telling me I deserved to have a lamp post ruin my life makes me wish it had hit me just a little bit harder.
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    Re: The Bad Mood Thread

    I would absolutely do it. Don't think I wouldn't.

    You have my word that you did not donate the contents of your bank account. It tells me you donated, though! <3

    This is what I would do, if I...
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    Re: The Bad Mood Thread

    There is only the distance between us that prevents me from violently murdering you in front of your entire family.
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    Re: The Bad Mood Thread

    The next person who tells me who to sue can choke on my throbbing, mangled metal leg.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    So, update on Joe: it turns out he hadn't heard about the campaign yet (apparently the boyf forgot to tell him?), but he's totally on board now and helping me spread the word. A complete turn around...
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    Re: The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

    I'm drunk and Courtney and Tommy and Chris are responsible.
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    Re: Confessions

    What a shitty kid.
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    Re: Portland, Oregon

    All I know on that front is that Yahoo has been downsizing and is rumoured to be leaving the area (though they're out in Hillsboro anyway). I will keep my ears open.
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    Re: Portland, Oregon

    Rogue: NW 14th and Glisan. Nice spot. They're selling the Voodoo Doughnuts Maple Bacon Ale in a pink 22oz bottle.
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    Re: Portland, Oregon

    Chopsticks?
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    Re: Portland, Oregon

    Jesus, Westcoastpirate. No. Put those away. My god.


    Gribbz, we went to Mirgration Brewery.

    GREAT BARS WITH HUGE SELECTION:
    - Apex
    - Horse Brass
    - Belmont Station
    - Bite me.
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    Re: Confessions

    I have dream-sexed so many of the people from this board that I've lost track.





    ...Also, it's been a few years.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    He's my boyfriend's coworker, and no, he hasn't contributed anything to the campaign as it stands. I don't really want to talk about his level of involvement with the accident and its aftermath.
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    Re: Tom Waits hints Tour...

    I'm not even all that jazzed about the fucking video! I'm glad he had a great time and all, but...
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    I definitely need a llama cookie cutter. Definitely.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    What?! I'm just saying, you know, Courtney is going to make you a pie. It just won't be a whole one.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    You earned yourself about half a pie.
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    Re: The Dark Knight Rises.

    Admit it, marooko. You want a Batman you can suckle.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    GO, QUARTERS!
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    Reddit just seems like... I don't know, a message board, but worse? Because of the whole popularity contest, "up vote this" thing.

    Also THANK YOU because that sounds like not a bad idea.
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    Re: SAVE THE FUNKYLAMA!!!

    We should definitely start calling local radio stations.


    People mentioning Reddit to me, except that I don't understand how Reddit works and haven't had the patience to try.
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