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negative. but neither are most of the chella headliners!

Just deuce when it's not 106º outside - like, at night time and find the most inconvenient john, they're usually cleaner. Also, lock the F'ing door people - I must have walked in on 20 different...

I'm bringing a kiddie pool to sit my fat ass in while it's 105º. I'll bring the water, someone bring a water-slide and some inflatable shamoo's.

Cheers!

ice is generally a good option for a cooler. dry ice works good but all your shit might freeze solid... you could keep a cooler w/ dry ice, and cubed ice it it, and add to the food/drink cooler...

I might smash your instruments while you sleep =)

What happens at coachella stays at coachella... except herpes, that shit will come back with you.

Dang jesus is playing the sahara??? Take that son of god.

You make it seem like you're being booked into the county jail...