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  1. Re: 2010 Coachella Heineken Billboard - for sale

    :rotfl
  2. Re: Arb-Bearings.com: Ball Bearing Exporter in USA

    http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Low-knockers-125.jpg
  3. Poll: Re: How many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a typical week?

    I wouldn't say that I care, but I am curious whether sipping cider or putting things up your butt makes you squint your eyes more.
  4. Re: The Thread in Which Everyone Posts Something Inane And No One Responds to Each Ot

    Oh, please... I was like one of the founding fucktards who pioneered this behavior.
  5. Poll: Re: How many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a typical week?

    Fuck. I don't think I've had a typical week since I started drinking.
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    Re: 15 years ago today...

    Don't feel bad...I lived in a casita right across the dirt road in front of Lot 8 and missed it because of having to work! (I did get to hear all about it once I got home because I let my "now...
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    Re: Nvm Humanity is doomed

    You hope he gets life? After all the Death Penalties he distributed? He's a Cancer and should be treated as such... with extra chemo for goods measure.
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    Re: Facebook Reddit Coachella

    Fedora's are sooo 2009,...So, I just threw together something more appropriate and hunter fwiendly for you...:lips
    ...
  9. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I'm in the midst of a Marie Callander Chicken Pot Pie right now for my brunch, but it's not meeting my need for comfort and joy. Tom, Would you be so kind as to share your tear-jerking recipe while I...
  10. Re: So my left eye is hurting me for no reason....

    Should of worn goggles...
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    Re: The Job Offers Thread

    http://hqwalle.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Hires-Spider-and-its-Web.jpg
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    Re: The Default Thread

    OMG, I was wrong...
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAchcJsCgnwH3vVxCegxa1n_RmuOcgzDTvMC6OudYChFrl9Q4shQ
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Well, for starters, I don't think you'll find a sausage with a squirrel attached to it...

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aH1PKoYbjbw/T6cAUPZfv4I/AAAAAAAAA4I/2asyIGEyUf4/s1600/tail1.jpg
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Well, if it's a food truck we're talking about... yes, that burrito could be full of roadkill and taterless... I mean, how often do you see a potato flattened in the middle of the roadway?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Why, of course that practice is wrong. You and I both know that. But try conveying that to the guy in the kitchen who's been re-frying beans all morning for the lunch rush he's about to get slammed...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    If it's after 10am...the same shit your burrito had...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Sounds more like the kind of burrito you'd get at a place that stops serving breakfast at 10 am , but then you sauntered in...What you got was what was left simmering like dying scraps on the...
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/BROKENDOLL/Videos/Recently%20Updated/f6dd5138-4b81-4685-898b-1182c1cfdaaf_zps303d05b3.jpg~original
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    Re: It's Raining TV Aliens

    With the shit shape our world is in today, if there's anyone who can make God laugh about it, it's Robin Williams... R.I.P. to one of my comedic heroes... You will be sorely missed...
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    Re: Something interesting

    Great. Does that mean that "Duck Lips" and "Bro Fists," are potential conflicts?
  21. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    101 Recipes for Getting Laid
    by Betty Crocker
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    Re: Gathering of the Juggalos 2014

    Should I feel shamed if I admitted the same thing?


    About half-way through I thought to myself that this would be funny to witness from above... like 50 feet above.


    To be fair, up until...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Using anal beads, of course...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Amy, if you were to get a Safari tent package, would you be offering the hand to fist candy exchange procedure to kvnty and footixy as incentive to join you in the campgrounds?
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Man, when it comes to fisting, kvnty's got a quick slate of hand!
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Would you prefer having hands or fists raised in the air?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Is this post due to all those elementary years in school where the other boys and girls laughed and picked on your whiny ass? Or, have you always been an unflawed piece of shit who really wants to be...
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    I can hardly wait for the royalties to start pouring in!
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    http://youtu.be/XeZv5AaO5UM

    Looks like I'm the new twist to the Rock and Paper game...
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    Poll: Re: Number of shits given

    Are you insinuating that we're a couple of hoes, Tom?
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    Re: 2014 Photos (Best of)

    Oh, please, Creep! It's obviously not as big as his head and probably requires a telephoto lens to be seen... unless of course he's holding out on anymore photos of Matt Bellamy...
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    Re: Security Personnel Incompetence

    I noticed the same thing from security and only got called, "ma'am," once. No complaints here!
  33. Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

    I'm sending two hugs... One to comfort you and one to congratulate you... I'm so sorry for your loss, Ivy... :(
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    Re: Coachella merch online store?

    Yeah, I wanted a towel also. I found this blanket on Ebay... $250... Tempted...
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    Re: PCD (Post Coachella Depression)

    I'm more concerned about the fact that this is the first year where I wasn't already planning for the next year as we were leaving, nor did I peek over our wall on Monroe St during the 2nd weekend...
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    Re: Coachella merch online store?

    WANT...



    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/qoAAAOxydgZTJfTr/$_57.JPG
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    Re: Please Raise the Pass Limit to 3 or 4

    First kid born with a black eye...
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    Re: Please Raise the Pass Limit to 3 or 4

    So, a fist just isn't enough? Now you want a baby in there?
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    I am not leaving
    regardless of what you want
    quit being a cunt.
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    You are right, Patrick
    but Tom asked for haiku
    and I delivered.
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    :pulse
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    10 years together
    want to make it eleven?
    Show me Coachella...
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
    the real world problems
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Oh, well in that case...

    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses
  46. Re: A Cop Stops You at a Festival: The “Know Your Rights” Infographic

    Easy, Tom... Another step up on that pedestal and you're liable to get a nosebleed. And, laugh as you may, but I actually read several of those pages and got something out of it... (I just wish I had...
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses

    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?

    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Tom's only eyeball
    open, close, open, and close
    fuck your eyeball, Tom
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    Re: Do You Still Know Song Lyrics?

    Well, that sip of coffee was a waste... :rotfl


    ...the fuck if I can even remember the first time... Like York mentioned, way back then, the lyrics were like an anthem. They rocked me through...
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    Re: Stagecoach 2014

    The Yuma Tent transformed into a Honky Tonk?
    http://www.pe.com/incoming/20140428-stage_dance_cmbe_41x0xe2tb.jpg.ece/BINARY/w700x467/STAGE_DANCE_cmbE_41X0XE2TB.JPG
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