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Fat fucks inside a fast food restaurant are funny...

say that eleven times over.

I saw that gal...

can't help you.

Pot. Kettle. Black ?

Accused of whinging by a Pom ? ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, etcetera...

Yes, the three hours doing fuck all in the sun was awesome...

thanks.

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Ski Instructor
Vail, Colorado & Mt. Hotham, Australia

ahahahahahahahaha, ectetera...

everyone's a comedian on the interweb.

Yes...

this was part of my post-coitus conversation this morning.

Hey Team,

We're staying in La Quinta for the duration of the festival and have only come up with a $60 cab ride (each way)...

'tis a little steep, though am prepared to pay it if nothing else...

The Hilltops are from my home town back in 'straya...

and they can stay there and die for all I care. It's bloody embarassing having to share a city let alone the same country with those try-hards...

If you run into drama trying to enter the US, just tell 'em you repented your sins at the local God Shop (you even kissed the Priest on his pee-pee in confessional)...

you'll be sweet.

Erm, there is no 'God'...

douche.

Tangy Zizzle !

'Wild Cat'...

they have MySpace, btw.

So...

who's got the pills ?

Bastardo !

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One more time for the viewers at home...

So...

who's got the pills ?

...to my knees, a cheesy T and a walkman.







ps. I like girls, I swear.

People are funny.

I'm yet to hear it...

but I will.

Me ? Offended ?

Naw, life's too important to be taken seriously which is why I sometimes roller skate in these short shorts:

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...

So, being a fellow from a foreign land (and used to these "pressies" of which you speak), I should be sourcing E capulets for my Californian disco experience ? In 'straya "pressies" are the norm and...

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Me...

again.

So...

who's got the pills ?

I'll tug you...

if you tug me. Giggity !

I met my girl at a rock show...

I like to heckle Kram behind the kit in Spiderbait...

"Get a hair cut ya hippie !". He loves it.

Meh...

good time sing-a-long band. That is all.

Enjoy your bad selves...

The Presets often play my local disco back in 'Straya.

What if I am having a bad hair day...

is there gonna be a shushing station so I can poof my do ?

Hey Team,

Spiderbait (Australia, of 'Black Betty' fame), have got four songs in the new Ghostrider film. Three originals and (I think) a Johnny Cash cover.

Does anybody know where I can get a...

Is Dandy's...

is good.

Well, I'm gonna fist-fight Anthony Kiedis...

or Bjork.

Say G'day for me.

Hey Peeps...

so we're flying into LA but wanna see the Cali countryside by road, so, is there a bus station anywhere near LAX that we can get to in order to hit the road ?

Or should we just fly...

Te he he...

The Falls Festival...

also held in Australia, held concurrently in two locations (Lorne, Victoria & Marion Bay, Tasmania) over two days.

Noice.

The Big Day Out...

in Australia & New Zealand.

Yep...

Alidoodle.

Um, is it Ghost Filla and some change...

or something ?

These are all good things to know...

people.

Sorry...

what ?

2. Balthazar B

Yeah mate, it's got some gnarly steeps...

te he he.

Good times...

RHCP.

Nirvana.

I'm lookin' forward to them playing.

Music is crap.

Drunk chicks with tattoo's gyrating their behinds for me with a rocken soundrack...

I dig that shit.