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    Re: Something interesting

    Great. Does that mean that "Duck Lips" and "Bro Fists," are potential conflicts?
  2. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    101 Recipes for Getting Laid
    by Betty Crocker
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    Re: Gathering of the Juggalos 2014

    Should I feel shamed if I admitted the same thing?


    About half-way through I thought to myself that this would be funny to witness from above... like 50 feet above.


    To be fair, up until...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Using anal beads, of course...
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Amy, if you were to get a Safari tent package, would you be offering the hand to fist candy exchange procedure to kvnty and footixy as incentive to join you in the campgrounds?
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Man, when it comes to fisting, kvnty's got a quick slate of hand!
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    Re: 2015 Advance Sale Friday May 16th at 10am

    Would you prefer having hands or fists raised in the air?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    Is this post due to all those elementary years in school where the other boys and girls laughed and picked on your whiny ass? Or, have you always been an unflawed piece of shit who really wants to be...
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    I can hardly wait for the royalties to start pouring in!
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    Re: Mount Rushmore of Douchebags

    http://youtu.be/XeZv5AaO5UM

    Looks like I'm the new twist to the Rock and Paper game...
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    Poll: Re: Number of shits given

    Are you insinuating that we're a couple of hoes, Tom?
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    Re: 2014 Photos (Best of)

    Oh, please, Creep! It's obviously not as big as his head and probably requires a telephoto lens to be seen... unless of course he's holding out on anymore photos of Matt Bellamy...
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    Re: Security Personnel Incompetence

    I noticed the same thing from security and only got called, "ma'am," once. No complaints here!
  14. Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

    I'm sending two hugs... One to comfort you and one to congratulate you... I'm so sorry for your loss, Ivy... :(
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    Re: Coachella merch online store?

    Yeah, I wanted a towel also. I found this blanket on Ebay... $250... Tempted...
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    Re: PCD (Post Coachella Depression)

    I'm more concerned about the fact that this is the first year where I wasn't already planning for the next year as we were leaving, nor did I peek over our wall on Monroe St during the 2nd weekend...
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    Re: Coachella merch online store?

    WANT...



    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/qoAAAOxydgZTJfTr/$_57.JPG
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    Re: Please Raise the Pass Limit to 3 or 4

    First kid born with a black eye...
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    Re: Please Raise the Pass Limit to 3 or 4

    So, a fist just isn't enough? Now you want a baby in there?
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    I am not leaving
    regardless of what you want
    quit being a cunt.
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    You are right, Patrick
    but Tom asked for haiku
    and I delivered.
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    :pulse
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    10 years together
    want to make it eleven?
    Show me Coachella...
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
    the real world problems
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Oh, well in that case...

    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses
  27. Re: A Cop Stops You at a Festival: The “Know Your Rights” Infographic

    Easy, Tom... Another step up on that pedestal and you're liable to get a nosebleed. And, laugh as you may, but I actually read several of those pages and got something out of it... (I just wish I had...
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    My dear Coachella
    you sold yourself out to the
    masses of asses

    I Google your name
    not Bieber's or the Jenners
    what the fuck, my friend?

    You were my escape
    my paradise away from
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Tom's only eyeball
    open, close, open, and close
    fuck your eyeball, Tom
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    Re: Do You Still Know Song Lyrics?

    Well, that sip of coffee was a waste... :rotfl


    ...the fuck if I can even remember the first time... Like York mentioned, way back then, the lyrics were like an anthem. They rocked me through...
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    Re: Stagecoach 2014

    The Yuma Tent transformed into a Honky Tonk?
    http://www.pe.com/incoming/20140428-stage_dance_cmbe_41x0xe2tb.jpg.ece/BINARY/w700x467/STAGE_DANCE_cmbE_41X0XE2TB.JPG
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    Re: Stagecoach 2014

    In this case, it's like a sitter for baby bo-hunks while their ma goes racing for center stage to squat all day......
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    Re: Stagecoach 2014

    Comparing Coachella to Stagecoach is like comparing an all-night romp to an 8-second ride...

    http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/347320/slide_347320_3680321_free.jpg

    ...
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/jerking.gif~original
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    Crazy as it sounds, yes, I suppose I was... go ahead and call me stupid, but I wasn't about to let some piece of shit come reigning down on the board's biggest turd. :winkiss
  36. Thread: Hoop Ban?

    by BROKENDOLL
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    Re: Hoop Ban?

    I missed this vid when it was first posted! How talented and awesome to watch...
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    Why, you little scoundrel...:rolleyes
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    When I joined 7 years ago, it was my first message board experience. (Wanna talk about stepping into a fire?) I had no clue about board etiquette or board personas, and just assumed that being open...
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    Wait. Give or take a month or so, we both joined this board at the same time. Are you saying that while I've trudged through this board's bootcamp in being a cunt for the last 7 years, you were off...
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Dear Sahara Tent
    your electronic music
    now feels like some trap
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    Matthew Bellamy
    and his some kind of madness
    Saved my Coachella
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    Re: Haiku Contest: Coachella 2014

    If you drive for life
    You might want to learn to count
    Or, face palms for life.
  43. Re: Anyone else get food poisoning from the burgers from "burgers and fries"??

    You'd never make it past the Winchells Donuts, Ken... which isn't a bad thing since Farmer Boys is on Monroe and Hwy 111.
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    Re: Old Timer / Reunion Wish List For 2015

    Billy Idol
    Elton John
    Peter Frampton
    Genesis
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    Re: Removing bracelet

    Now all I have to do is apply a snap on each end and I'm...
  46. Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

    I don't think I could do oatmeal unless it had butter...oh, and cream... and brown sugar... and, while you're at it...toss some raisins on top! Nom, nom, nom!
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    Re: Does The Forum suck?

    Wait. So, this isn't about Us?
  48. Re: To the girl who stole $350 out of my purse.....

    Out of curiosity, what emotions would you have exhibited had it happened to you?
  49. Re: Lana Del Rey fans teach a course in being a terrible crowd

    Goid one, Drewski
    I think it's cute how some of you have each other on pet name status... adorable...really...
  50. Re: Lana Del Rey fans teach a course in being a terrible crowd

    I'm sure you can exercise your diaphragm by continually blowing more smoke up Tom's ass, and I'm sure Jason would allow a "whoop, whoop" up his... Given time you could be the next Lana Del Ray, champ!
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