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  1. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I was gonna say, Cara's going to be like the shittiest Vegas accomplice ever. She'll just be pilled up and slouching in a corner, hollering at strippers to bring her ranch to dip her candy penis...
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    Re: the real Howard Stern

    Hahahaha. What was the nature of the call? Also, I'm fucking pissed off I don't get any MJA calls.
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    Re: HBO greenlights Game of Thrones!

    She's competent. She's no Edie Falco.
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    Re: HBO greenlights Game of Thrones!

    No she doesn't. I can't wait for her to get off screen every time she pops up. Tyrion, on the other hand, is played brilliantly. I hope that the episode they submitted for him was the one with the...
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    Re: HBO greenlights Game of Thrones!

    Nobody except Tyrion delivered a scene worth an award
  6. Re: TomAZ sighting in central California!

    Why would you travel all the way to central California to see fucking TallGuy?
  7. Re: The Official Soccer, Football, Futbol, and Footie Thread

    This was really good.
  8. Re: The Office Space Thread II - humanitarian edition

    I'm going to officially endorse Tom for his skill of being a massive dbag. =)
  9. Re: The Office Space Thread II - humanitarian edition

    BTW, did anyone else get a fucking LINKEDIN request from Tom today? I'm shocked.
  10. Re: The Office Space Thread II - humanitarian edition

    Vigo is a shrewd business man who thinks that getting 25 percent of 5 different revenue streams means he's getting 125 percent.
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    Re: Confessions

    What horrible atrocity did these two guys enact on you to deserve that kind of wrath?
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    Re: The Default Thread

    "I just want to buy a house, near a nice school... in the woods..."
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    Re: The Default Thread

    My advice to Ron is to buy a house with a good, soundproof, easily concealed cellar. You know, somewhere they won't find the little girls.
  14. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    Standing in the middle of a big gay Robyn sing-along WAS fun, sincerely it was, but honestly when you bookend her music with two sets of Royksopp it kinda reveals the shallowness of her production...
  15. Re: Weird rash? Genitals leaking green fluid? Have some Illegitimate Medical Advice!!

    Aw jesus, that sounds horrible. Sorry, Marlo.

    I recommend he take up smoking. He needs to toughen those lungs up.
  16. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    I walked up to the tent in 2011 but saw the size of the crowd and was like, "oh fuck no, I cannot handle that." Then as I was turning around, she hit the stage and Fembot starting blasting. I had...
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    Re: Health Insurance

    Good call. Okay suppose you're just two guys--is there an advantage? I don't entirely get what it costs the employer to form a "group."
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    Re: Health Insurance

    Suppose you're starting a new company with a permanent staff of 2-4 employees--is it worth pursuing getting an insurance plan for the company as a group or should you just stick with everyone getting...
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    Re: The Who 2015

    Look up "ethos."
  20. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    Yeah I was just bummed that I didn't get to see her back in 2011 or whenever the fuck she put that album out, 'cause that must have been a pretty good show. I do have to give her credit though, not...
  21. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    I WAS excited to see her. Then she didn't play Fembot or Don't Fucking Tell Me What To Do, and the entire thing turned into a way overdone pop meh fest. As soon as Royksopp got back on the stage...
  22. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    Royksopp was fun. Royksopp should headline a tent. They should keep Robyn somewhere else so that everyone who wants to hear some stuff that sounds like teeny-bopper pop can go do that and let...
  23. Re: Robyn + Royksopp should headline a day

    I just saw this shit. Lets stop jerking them off THAT hard. Royksopp was good. Robyn was great if you're gay. Would be a poorly attended headliner.
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    The meeting with what are my new attorneys was nice. Apparently if needed they could get the LLC stuff processed within a day. Now, let's see how many hours they rape us for during negotiations......
  25. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    There's no way we'll adapt fast enough to avoid the kind of correction that would be necessary just to deal with land space and resources, not within 40 years at least, which is when we'll hit 12...
  26. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    In certain countries. You'll find that globally, the species will find ways to offset the decline.
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    Oh I'm sorry, I forgot to stipulate this at the beginning of the thread:

    You are an insanely dumb person and I have absolutely ZERO care to here your thoughts about this or anything. Thank you.
  28. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Well I mean, why the fuck does she do that? Have you said to her, "Honey, what the shit--I need more coffee than that in the morning, could you please [this much] coffee?" If she still refuses,...
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    Hmm... so if we incorporate in another state then we have to get permission to do work in California? The fucking government is a load of horseshit.
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    Bruce Campbell in The Rural Juror.
  31. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    Do you think it's passive aggressive or are you just a pussy?
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    Ha. Yeah my father used to complain about that. He had to institute a strict policy at the bar, anyone who tried to ask him a question he would just go, "you can come to my office, I will under no...
  33. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I would support that if we grew them like veal first.
  34. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    People really need to get on board with the fact that we NEED death. Like, we need it to happen a lot more than it's currently happening. Global population doubles every fifty years. Nature will...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    I need to start buying all my cigarettes and liquor straight cash.
  36. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I've never quite understood how's there debate about this. Of course it's alive. Of course it's murder. But it's murder of a parasite that is living off of you as a host. Human or not, everyone...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    I have no idea how it's legal under the protections of HIPAA. Huh, maybe that's the loophole though--HIPAA thoroughly regulates what health insurance companies and health providers are allowed to...
  38. Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    ... what exactly is inaccurate about that?

    I'm a big proponent of death though, I think people are way too anti-death.
  39. Re: The Official Soccer, Football, Futbol, and Footie Thread

    That is what we in the pro soccer circuit call one big, floppy dick.
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    Re: Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    Lawyers, get your useless, blood-sucking asses in here. I already asked MJA who proved to be just as useless at law as he is at everything else. It was probably one of my favorite phone calls in...
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    Re: The Default Thread

    I have no idea how that is remotely allowable under HIPAA.
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    Send Lawyers, Guns, And Money

    A thread for advice of a legal or corporate nature. Looking for responses from Tom-like figures--elder statesmen who actually know a thing or two about finance, law, or run their own businesses, or...
  43. Re: Things You Think Are Confessions But Are Actually Banal And No One Gives A Fuck

    It is advisable you swallow the whole thing and chase it with a bottle of rum.
  44. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ... did nobody else find that hilarious? I mean, I'm sorry for your break up and all, but you gotta love that the point of consternation in the breakup being "where does the dog go?" And the answer...
  45. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    ... you mean "boyfriend," right?
  46. Re: Weird rash? Genitals leaking green fluid? Have some Illegitimate Medical Advice!!

    Pretty sure it's semen
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    She raises a question I actually want answered: has ANYONE actually seen someone walked through an airport with a large sex toy visibly protruding from their luggage?
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    Holy shit.
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    Sticky: Re: FYF 2014

    I think we're overlooking the bigger issue issue here, which is since when does Devin have friends?
  50. Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    "threw the spooge bag at me."

    Gold medal.
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