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You're never going to convince the true believers. They're so emotionally invested in the SR being a "success" that they're willing to deny reality to pretend it's so. Not only was it completely...

You nailed it bro. All the reviewers and everyone else but you are involved in a massive conspiracy. There were actually 60,000 people at that set Week 1. Fucking packed all the way back to the...

Try and sit through this...particularly 1:55 to end. Pretty clear why Bilbo was so pissed off: Without thousands of drunken Brits singing along to cover up his karaoke vocals, he's laid bare for...

I'd just like to give my eternal thanks to whoever created the title to this thread. Cracks me right the fuck up every time I see it.

If the standard is "legitimate headliner already on the poster," Sigur Ros could have easily headlined Friday. Best set of the festival and a big enough draw to fit the main stage.

If the...

"More good options is always better than fewer good options" is a pretty simple concept. I can see why you struggle with it.

This implication that people didn't care that the main stage closing slot was completely wasted on Friday and that people are not the least bit interested in more good options is bullshit. I'm sure...

Two different people I talked to at the set (huge Roses fans) said the same thing. They said Brown looked so pissed off and disgusted that they thought there was a chance he wouldn't even show up...

What an absolute embarrassment for everyone involved. Golden Voice look like fucking idiots for ridiculously overestimating the demand for an underwhelming washed up nostalgia act. Ian Brown was an...

Oh muh lord. Fucking Norma Rae over here got her panties in a twist.

You only have yourself to blame, sugartits. You brought up the terms "disgustingly old and gross," and I felt it only fair...

I feel like roboto needs to know exactly what it is he's dealing with. Behold:

http://i.imgur.com/og83FkT.jpg

Exclusivity only matters if there were other options in America likely to offer a lot of money. No other major festival would give them a big payday and putting on their own tour would yield small...

And yet, with "no reason" to see either of those bands, their crowds will be far bigger than Stone Roses or Blur.

Flood that dude's inbox with $50 offers.

They've got unsold tickets, probably a good chunk of no-shows and people who would rather lose a significant amount of money than attend, a devalutation of their brand and product, a likely decrease...

Any scalper worth a shit dumped his tickets the minute the poster came out. Didn't take a genius to see what kind of effect the headliners would have on demand.

Judging by the thousands remaining...

Stone Roses fans:

1. Think that bagging on Nirvana actually increases their credibility on matters of music rather than destroying it.

2. Believe that the massive ticket dump, steep plummet in...

Some of it is obviously scalpers, but scalpers don't do a majority of their selling on Craigslist. Take a look at the city pages for every California city, every decent size city on the west coast,...

That is fucking AMAZING. Can we meet up during wk 1?

Anyone see a recording of this out there?

Puscifer set at Lolla Brazil was largely shit.

Covering for your douchey beliefs by ascribing them to everyone and claiming they're "fucking liars" if they disagree makes you a....what's the phrase....

http://i.imgur.com/cNzJLzW.jpg

Go Fuck Yourself/Fuck Off and Die
This Poon Aren't Stank No More (or whatever guedita's bitchy catchphrase currently is)
http://i.imgur.com/7t1M4tP.jpg(dj set)

You should probably thank Blur and The Stone Roses.

My favorite part of the Playstation facebook post: "These will run out fast, so get clicking!"

Playstation clearly not aware of the impact...

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I agree with that guy. Instead of comparing festivals, let's compare really bad hair.

I submit these three for your consideration:

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You'll keep getting it whether you like it or not.

Or I suppose I could just post go fuck yourself, kill yourself, go on... 14,000 times and that would be more up your alley. Those never get...

Most US fans would swap Roses/Blur back to back for a moldy hot dog and warm Keystone Light.

The Coachella headliners were shit long before Glastonbury announced their lineup. You're 2 months late to the party.

http://i.imgur.com/CEYLfce.jpg

One important lesson we've learned this year: Stone Roses fans are the absolute fucking worst. Like an annoying mix of Ron Paul supporters and door-to-door Latter Day Saints, only infinitely dumber...

Incredibly? This is like a bad high school talent show:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkurD710ZE

Cyanide with a ricin booster.

Your wang may get stuck in his hair.

http://i.imgur.com/7t1M4tP.jpg

Pretty average album. Not a significant step forward.

No need to go through scalpers. You can still get Weekend 2 for face value directly from FrontGate: http://coachella-weekend2.frontgatetickets.com/choose.php?c=1&lid=78489&eid=88509

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It really takes a lot of effort to be more annoying that the fucking door-to-door Church of Latter Day Saints salesmen.

"Hello sir, I'm here today to talk to you about The Stone Roses. Would you...

Was their first album the preferred soundtrack in church basements to cover up the screams of kiddies being fingerblasted by the dirty old padre?

Or just ignorant. Or both.

Mumford said they were headlining during their short bit in the announcement video. Crack indeed.

PulpBlurStoneRosesOasis are an indistinguishable pile of laughably terrible bland liquid shit. Unless you were a 13-year old girl when Wonderwall came out, you have no excuse.



Had the Strokes...

Yippeeeeeeeeee! No one else in America gets to experience such exclusive boredom back to back! Imagine all the bragging you can do on FaceTwitterInstaTumblr when you rub that in their faces.


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Not revolutionary, just stupid given that songs off their first three albums never got squat for airplay or had any significant exposure in the US at all.

Or maybe you're anticipating 40,000...

Because it's a fucking stupid concept that assumes GV is infallible.



I'm sure there were plenty of dumbfucks using the same line to defend Jack Johnson.



I can't think of another...

Can you tell me more about this affirmative action for bland 90s Britpop bands that GV has apparently undertaken? Do they have to apply for the program? Get letters of recommendation showing a...

Boardies and Brits: population 23.

You do realize that Blur and The Stone Roses are not popular/well-established/well-selling in the US, right?

Bassnectar will draw a bigger crowd than either Blur or SR, regardless of who he...

There's an example. After subbing last year I'd say they're a headline candidate in a couple years regardless given their trajectory in the last few years, but probably on the border line and would...

Ooooooh, I love that band called "Less expensive acts that put on a great show and may or may not of played coachella before." They gots some fat jams! Great example!