Stop whining, lunger. You could have zero lungs.
Type: Posts; User: thelastgreatman
Stop whining, lunger. You could have zero lungs.
You can go to the offsite wristband pick-up center or whatever the fuck it's called and they'll take care of you.
I do regret not seeing Tom and MJA though. That hurt.
I think Jen was the only boardie who spotted me this year. Did not have time or money to go venturing into the craft beer area and I don't like being found by people anyway. A successful year!
I'm seriously getting too fucking old for this festival. I think this might have been my last year camping for sure. It's just too exhausting and dirty. A fourth day is definitely not necessary,...
Adobe Premiere kicks ass, by far the best editing program out there, and the free trial rules.
Could somebody who's in good with dimeadozen please put the Warpaint up somewhere I can get to it? I'll be your bff.
Some of you may know why I'm asking, but if you don't just trust that it's for a good cause.
I need some pictures of a couple of areas to help recreate the space as accurately as possible in a...
If you get there early enough--I mean like before 8 am--I'm pretty positive you will get Lot 8. Failing that, there are no guarantees.
It wasn't more crowded than 2010, but it was also laid out differently. They've made a lot of changes to better accommodate the crowds. But yes, there were more people there than last year.
We got there around 7:30 and I don't think anyone who go through the gates around our time got redirected to Lot 4. I strongly recommend arriving WELL BEFORE 9 am if you want to make sure you get...
Who got Warpaint goddammit?
It should also be pointed out that both Roxy Music and Neutral Milk Hotel (a) were never that popular and (b) suck shit.
Fair enough. Would it be over the line to ask if her condition makes her dancing worse or--strangely--better?
Seriously. It's barely detectable during the day, let alone at night. You have signs all over the place for the fucking yellow line and taxis and shuttles and blah blah blah, how about ONE fucking...
The fact is, they fucked up the set list. That's it. They got too slow too soon and people walked the fuck off. Also there was like no fucking stage show, I couldn't see any band whatsoever (a...
Oh I'd knock the shit out of them. I wasn't criticizing you for punching the guy. I was just saying if I was walking around some midget with MS, I'd make sure our backs were always against...
Have you ever heard of standing out of the fucking way? Sure, if you cross a street when you have a walk signal and get hit by a driver who wasn't paying attention it's their fault, but then again...
Yeah I didn't understand that either. I mean Saturday it made sense--they were taking the fucking speaker towers down because of the wind. But why was everything else on the mainstage so fucking...
Literally the biggest crowd I saw all fucking weekend was for Calvin Harris. That is some sad, sad shit.
Yeah well, I don't go into the Sahara because I don't like getting bumped into. Because people on drugs that dilate their pupils and are charged up generally speaking aren't very good at not bumping...
Why the fuck would you take someone with MS into a crowd full of drugged up assholes?
Bring goggles and a gas mask. Seriously. It's the only thing that made Saturday even remotely tolerable to walk around in, costs like 20 bucks total.
106 s in lot 8. Ten to eleven thirty. It will be fucking nuts.
It is actually not rad
... Meaning semen? Yeah sure, fine, all the semen you want
Ha. Roboto says something worthwhile. Remarkable.
I'm going to be sending a very funny email about this camping at Dennys shit.
If you're camping, don't bother. Nobody can even line up until nine am. Party at Dennys
Well they were certainly being cocks about it to the five other cars arriving at one am with us. Cocksucking fucks
Coming anywhere. You can drive up to the entrance, but no one can wait or line up until it opens at nine.
I say again, this is some bullshit. I know one of you bastards is hanging out at a luxurious house right now. PM or Facebook me, dammit
So last year they let people line up early for the campgrounds and it looked like fun. This year they told us to fuck off and wait in the Dennys parking lot until 9 am. THANKS A LOT, GV. NICE...
I can't wait for the picture. I'm going to be wearing my finest fedora and sleeveless Dead Kennedys shirt.
Seriously how is this not spam?
Outkast will play to a mostly silent Coachella. Sahara and Yuma sure. Expect the rest to be empty, maybe one conflict for the beginning.
He does steroids and he's still that small?
Kvnty, are you sure you're actually buying steroids and not just Interolable Douchebag Growth Hormone?
Well done, Malc. I was wondering how you were going to play it. That's about right.
I don't know if he's single, but I know he clearly had a lot of issues with being a closet case for years and now won't shut the fuck up about gay sex because he finally came out and thinks it's like...
Could someone please put the fedora on him?
THE BEST PART IS THE HAT JOKES STILL WORK. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yes, the kids will have great stories one day about the one time they knew a pedophile who had no remorse whatsoever.
So on a scale of how ugly we expected kvnty to be, where did he fall? 1 being really ugly, and 10 being OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?
I have a friend who apparently doesn't know how to use the internet, and they need to sell their weekend two wristband. No shuttle or car camping attached or anything, just the one wristband. If...
Hahahahaha, I actually kinda like that song, but it's still pretty shitty.
These threads should be banned. They're the absolute worst every year. They're even worse than the lineup speculation threads.
I was going last year. This year I've been kinda busy and haven't attended in a while, plus frankly I find them boring and useless as shit, they're mostly just good for taking up an hour of your...
I'm going to dilute just the right amount of LSD into the water in a Super Soaker and run up to pump-fuck you in the mouths.
Also, glad to see you around another year. Hell frankly... this year...
Most of the people who attend Coachella ARE from surrounding areas, you fucking dumb piece of shit.