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Wow, I was expecting a thread of flaming.

They should capitalize on that misspelling, Weerez style

Yes, he is, in fact, tripping.

Lauryn Hill? Really? They do know that she WILL be late, right?

What the hell.

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Just to clarify, who is on the front page right now? Never heard of them.

I must have missed something. Who are the two that we are so sure of? Arcade Fire and Kings of Leon?

I love how Stereogum calls Gwyneth Paltrow a "long shot." I guess that is accurate.

I don't shit on Girl Talk like everyone else in here (although they shit on him for understandable reasons), but the last album didn't swing like Feed the Animals and yes, it is too soon.

This video was cool, though. Kubrick meets Fosse.

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Are we going to create a thread for every Jackson? Has anyone recommended Luscious Jackson yet?

No kidding! When you keep Prince waiting, you really have no standards. Keep her away from the fields.

Wait, we're calling Kings of Leon? Who farted?

EXACTLY!!!!!

I was wondering why the YouTube tag didn't work. Let's try this again.

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That's better. Thanks!

Fucking THIS!!!!

I don't really drive a dubstep-colored Camaro, but that shit is wack.

A "Velvet Rope" era Janet would have been intriguing, but the last three albums were duds and she seems more interested in entertaining the Tyler Perry crowd.

Boris destroyed me in St. Louis last year. I should have brought air traffic control ear pieces instead of earplugs.

I also think Goldenvoice considers the portion of an artist's fan base that wouldn't be caught dead in the desert heat for a concert. That could explain Leonard Cohen and Jay-Z playing LA dates.

Um, what the hell happened?

Timbaland set or I'm not going!!!

For what it is worth, page one of this thread is the most resourceful compilation of rumors on the Internet.

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Anyone who even entertains those odds are bound for disappointment.

I think she's worthy of the main stage, and not the crappy early afternoon spot.

Everyone please listen to the Tron Legacy soundtrack and ask yourselves: Can this really translate live? Aren't we being a little silly about this?

I don't read any article that starts with, "as you may or may not know."

I love Bjork and her 2007 set was amazing (one of the best ever) but I would like to see new blood headlining unless the organizers have tapped out their resources.

For awhile, but a lot of people got tired and left. I remember walking like a drone back to the campsite by the second encore, with all the other drones.

Sig worthy.

Would love to see her too, but don't bet the ranch on a Coachella performance.

Agreed!

She's an underrated songwriter in our circles. I'll bet there's a Stagecoach headlining spot for her if she ever wanted it. Can you imagine her fan base at Coachella, though?

Oh well. It was worth dreaming.

How so?

I don't get the appeal of this band, especially from a Coachella perspective. Except for that whole, "WAKEUP!WHYDON'TYOUPUTONALITTLEMAKUP!" bit.

Attempted to quote, but my computer's back gave out.

If he plays, Nicki Minaj needs to speak with a British accent on stage, or the whole thing will just be pointless.

Would be nice to catch. The last time he played Coachella, I had to miss him for Bjork. That was one of the nastier conflicts.

After hearing My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, it's time to give this guy a headliner spot.

At the very least, it will be interesting, which would be more than enough.

Dunno. That would be an awkward transition from her to any given probable main stage act. She's a dance artist, Sahara's a dance tent. Let's party!

ooooh yummy. I would like this. Gobi, probably.

It's about damn time! I know she's played before, but she needs her own set.

Yeah I saw him on I think the same tour (opening for Caribou near Raleigh). That's why he'd be a great Gobi set. A nice late night show where people can pass out while waiting for whoever is going to...

Nice to see Toro y Moi on that list. He'd be perfect for Gobi.

Moogfest stole my heart and kept it in Asheville. Just as fun as Coachella without the portable toilets, extreme heat, horrendous traffic, overcrowding, and Slightly Stoopid. The bar has been raised.

It's hard to imagine a gayer Sahara tent. Bring it!

The only way those hats would be anywhere outside the Sahara tent is if Bjork wears them. Too unpopular in the US to be an evening mainstage band, too popular to be a sunset outdoor theater band.