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When did you find out he liked dressing up as a woman?


"MAN BITS..." Sounds more like something you can order off the kid's menu at McDonalds! LOL It's time to go for the Chicken McNuggets,...

Giant Hole? Bwahahahah! I'm sitting here with a mouthful of peanut butter and can still whistle as I type this!
BTW...when you're done diddling yourself with that finger, go fuck yourself... then...

"Adventures with Dick Strokes and Mona Lotmore." by Ophelia Cumming


Is there a right way to do it if you have a dick that's the size of a finger?

crazzz2007, meet guedita...


guedita, meet crazzz2007...

Let's try and keep this shitshow on track, shall we?
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crazzz2007, meet guedita...


guedita, meet crazzz2007...

Let's try and keep this shitshow on track, shall we?
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I'm gonna guess, "or something," and leave it at that.

Amyzzz, it can't be so bad that you've resorted to clearing your ignore list for a date can it?

Pffft, when I first joined she had apparently just become familiar with her "report post" button and was married and content with the missionary position. The mere mention of a dildo would have her...

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/MY CREATIVE MIND/8f70a848-0f00-4745-b31c-0c3289a6134a.jpg~original The Third Twin

And, yes! The Doll comes out of nowhere!!!
After quickly passing up the 9th thread, she had been seen slogging through the maze of stupid questions threads and was last seen wading through the shit...

Cuter than the date that thought you were so shy and quiet? :)-

Ah, this explains the large banner I've seen hanging on Jefferson and Highway 111. I was gonna suggest the animal shelter, but then I saw the Coachella weekly article. Now that I have a picture, I'll...

I think Algunz sees the strangers as lunch. It's like, everybody's a Hot Pocket in her mind right now.

For starters, I think a map or small diagram would do wonders for some of these guys.


So, who's left watching the classroom while you're off sampling an 80 year old limp biskit?

Remember when they used to melt faces?

Some old people do... ;)-


I can't think of a better dildo.

Happy feet is what I was hoping for. As it is, my baby toe lies weeping as the callouses left from their prior albums begin to soften. And don't get me started on the bunions. They were hoping to...

So... when the time comes, I'd say that this album would be suitable as funeral procession background music.

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If she had offered blowjobs from the get-go, this wouldn't have happened.






Had I not zoomed in for a closer look, we would have been discussing my surprise over Marc Sparks and Salah...

I can't believe what I'm seeing on the news coming out of OK. And, whatever it was that I was in a bad mood about is of no concern anymore...

I think you can only review it in fragments since it requires a nap in between songs... That, or Tom needs to refresh himself by strutting around saying, "I told them so, I told them so."

4 songs in...yep, that sounds about right.

If there was another window, it would be playing TAPS.

I don't know if it's possible to be more disappointed than I already was...

Tom's probably having as hard of a time as I did trying to sit through the whole thing...

"Hey, babe, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to end this blowjob to breast feed now..." Just doesn't seem palatable.

Shouldn't that be, "end scene?"

PSA= penis saving advice?

If I were to take something that kept me awake for 60 hours, good luck trying to get me to shut up long enough to put a dick in my mouth...

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GOATCHELLA
Yablo
Jenniehoo

I feel like a box of rocks right now...

What websites do we suggest for Coachella ticket imfo? Am I reading that right?

But I just put our camp gear away!

That's okay... If I had wanted something totally different, I'd be spending more time on RAM. (ouch)


Are you saying that RAM is meant to alienate the mainstream listeners? I wouldn't be...

Thank You. Being the "passionate fan" that I've been called, it's taken me two days to hear it out. My very first listen was spent bouncing around the tracks searching for any sound that was...

Well, if it'll make your pristine life anymore wonderful, I'll be there by nightfall and show you where the ignore feature is... Only you can deny my presence, Tom, it's your button...

Of course not. What part of denial would you like me to explain?

I'm guessing it's about 4 or 5-ish in the pm and Ron here, is wired up tighter than a nun's cunt.

My, my, is someone in millennial denial???

And???? Has anyone checked them out yet?

How does it feel motherfucker?

Wouldn't be the first illegal thing I've done.

Would it be considered tacky to turn my back on this new album and settle for the next best thing to the Daft Punk that I love?
June 6th at the Roxy Theater in Hollywood, "One More Time," a Daft...

But, do you think it's safe to test it on monkeys?

I guess I was just hoping to be able to jump up and down and pump my fists while I'm still able to... :(

Now, I could maybe see myself settling down and rocking back n' forth to this in another 10 years...

They're probably waiting for #10's opinion and review... In which I gave it a 5.0-5.9.

I'd like my crow medium rare, please...

No worries, it wasn't taken as an insult, and I've learned to turn my sensitivity meter off before I sign on here. I'm more concerned that your poll is now skewed due to the fact that, passionate or...