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the correct answer is 12,012,000. Which, incidentally, is 8 times the population of nebraska.

you and harvey danger both.

i am very much not randy. i would love to stop repeating myself regarding this issue. if your ego is leading you to believe that only randy could possibly hate you, your ego is very much mistaken....

i had a friend whose girlfriend's father worked for a major cell phone company, and she was going to get him omar epps cell phone number for christmas. they broke up though, unfortunately, before...

i'm going to fight you.

i hate every single one of you.

dogs will walk in time with any simple drum beat, making them the best natural dancers of the animal kingdom.

if you enter any room and say "did you hear that dyke got shot?" someone will say...

airports for flights leaving LA.

i'll be there. you and i can hold hands.

yeah it's adorable.

usually i wear the mask, so camera shy isn't an issue.

happy birthday. it's actually my birthday too.

that's what the video camera's for.

no. that shit's for queers.

ok.

we fuck each other. what's there to know?

i only just now got a job, having not had one for a few months. he paid for a lot of my shit. i suppose now it's only fair that when i can i pay for his shit. it doesn't bother me. it's really...

i am a straight edge.

he's a good friend. for all the reasons that people are good friends and then some.

are you asking because you'd like to be cool too?

no.

oh, sorry. yes. i always wear that mask. always.

ha, no. randy suggested i enter the chat room one night so i did. and that is that. i am here of my own free will.

that mask was for the caitlin avatar extravaganza. it is gone now.

i am randys roommate. but you can ban me if you'd like.

on the minus side you wear cowboy hats and blow dudes. i bet that managers position at s'barro's looks alright from that position actually.

i've just been telling him that all of you are saying good riddance and that he was the worst person ever, and if he had stuck around you probably would have all gotten yourselves banned on purpose...

oh. i was gonna say, yeah that movie kicks ass. jane fonda is good and the dude in it looks like a maniacal topher grace.

i liked this part.


how many novels does your dad have? would i be able to find his stuff in a barnes & noble? that whole thing was pretty cool, but to be honest, i'm not entirely sure what was...

but you look so happy in your avatar.

caitlin has proven that if you take enough of a beating somewhere along the line people will decide that you're a good sport instead of a dumbshit.

let's run away together.

it's not even really randy's birthday. and i have it on a very high authority that barbara isn't really a ninja.

me + katelin = love

good. it's only tragic because the baby was led there by a series of bad choices. first his parents bad choice, then the bad choice to not fly, then the bad choice to get out of the car....the...

Travelogue: 0001

Each step I take causes a sickening crunch in the virginal snow. Each footprint left behind is a scar on the otherwise pure landscape. The sun reflects off the ground and...

if you shit in the shower he could just run the water and stamp it down. shit in the carpet. leave a stain.

videodrome is great when you have a fever..

the implication isn't that the arrows represent evolution (if they did they'd be pointing the other way.), it's that the three authors presented have evolved from each other. pynchon has evolved...

fact considered. that seems like a silly strategy though. if tiring from one why not go to another author altogether?

i don't agree w/ the joyce > wallace > pynchon. i sort of feel as if joyce...

yes.



no.

dude, don't quit. we've got to keep morale up. do buy oodles of blowpops though.

i wonder how long it was taboo to wear a judas priest shirt in reno after that? sort of like wearing a trenchcoat in columbine.

anybody ever seen the documentary 'dream decievers' about those two kids that join in the suicide pact because of judas priest? one of those guys tried (and failed) to kill himself and accidentally...

it was all about the divine comedy. the 9 episodes line up with the 9 circles. the seventh circle is for suicides, in the 7th episode aj attempts suicide. the 9th circle is for traitors. the 4th...

i banged yo-yo ma in a mcdonalds bathroom in tennessee.