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... i have no idea whether jared is being funny or being serious.

"like all shit, this particular shit is professionally shit by me, a professional shit fountain."

holy christ, you are a fucking terrible writer. just terrible. "like all kill/hurt releases, this tape is professionally dubbed." are you a goddamn idiot? do you not realize what a pathetic,...

kung fu hustle is one of the best movies you've ever seen?

every girl comes out in a burka and leaves the stage in nothing.

what they should do is let them build the mosque, then build a stripclub right next door.

i expect you mean wary, not weary. and i'm wary of all people who try to claim that religion ever matters in anything. it doesn't. religion is something people use to rationalize their actions...

hold down ctrl + Apple + P + R all at the same time and hold down the power button. if it works at all, it will start to power up. don't release the buttons. it will start to boot, then you'll...

i dunno. building a beautiful structure that will attract the uplifting, peaceful, devout side of the muslim faithful to that place might actually make people look differently at it. perhaps seeing...

but what happened on 9/11 DOES justify the, oh i don't know, tens, hundreds of thousands of dead iraqi and afghani folks and thousands of buildings we bombed to shit in its wake, right?

you can't even convince people that YOU'RE not a terrible din of shit. how are you supposed to convince anyone that the crappy bands on your label aren't?

exactly what pr work have you done?

okay then, if you can't have a mosque within two blocks of a mass murder supposedly committed in the name of islam--completely unconfirmed or even capable of being confirmed, by the way--then i'd...

i honestly fail to see what part of this isn't awesome.

that honor still belongs to the have you ever tasted your own semen thread.

they should probably focus on putting together an hour and a half of music that doesn't suck before they attempt making an hour and a half movie.

so the postindustrial economy has given less intelligent employees an edge?

also, epic wasn't nearly as big as you guys think it was. it was a fucking gold record. that's it.

actually, the common music fan thinks faith no more is a band from infomercials for 80s compilation cds.

faith no more didn't invent rap/rock either, but i ain't giving rundmc and aerosmith shit for limp bizkit. how in the hell are you gaggle of shitheads having this much trouble with the idea? name a...

and korn shouldn't even really be in the conversation either, for the record. numetal and rap/rock are not necessarily the same thing although they frequently cross paths.

so far my main contention is that rap/rock should involve, y'know, fucking rap. aren't you a lawyer? semantics counts.

just because it's not rap/rock doesn't mean it's not still shit--no thanks.

do you not understand how your claim is based on a series of logical fallacies? whether or not brandon boyd mimicked mike patton is irrelevant, because neither faith no more nor incubus are remotely...

and ratm's self-titled came out in 92. korn is probably the next earliest rap/rock band you could cite, and they didn't even form until 93, put out their first record in 94. so obzen's full of shit...

disturbed is also not rap/rock. and neither is faith no more. what the fuck part of a slash do you dumb cunts not understand?

incubus was never rap/rock.

how about all of them.

that's one of the stupidest fucking opinions i've ever heard.

yeah, ratm made a big impact. they helped give rise to rap/rock. thanks a pantload, chet.

bigger now maybe. as far as which is bigger if you compare both at the height of their actual popularity when they were an active band, soundgarden was bigger.

soundgarden was miles bigger than ratm. you people are fucking delusional. superunknown was already 5x platinum in 96. nothing ratm ever did went over 3x, and it took years to do it. black hole...

i should fucking hope so. it was the best line in the whole thing.

all of the suggestions except for mine sucked. once again, rick, it's a fucking comedy. make it a comedy, you dickhole.

mange mon boeuf

you fucking dumb bag of shit. the point of the game is not to choose three really attractive people so everyone gets to make the tough decision of which one out of three people you already want to...

their glasto set got panned in just about everything i read about it, what the fuck are you talking about?

i love your endless cocksucking of a band that's gotten panned at every big festival they played this year.

i want you to explain to me why you choose to dye your hair so black.

the one time I saw them was exponentially better than Gorillaz this year.



this is what we call a pussy cop-out response.

i don't see how whether or not he's done anything since then is relevant to the question of whether or not gorillaz took a turn that just wasn't what he signed on for. when you look at the pussy...

del's kinda right, guys.

front row? you people are fucking weirdos. the reason you sit back is so that you can actually take the full frame in view without your eyes having to move around the screen. it destroys the value...

I liked Great Sex a lot better when you had to be dressed up like some Amish weirdo to be in it.

this is exactly why you'll fail. well, that and it's a completely retarded idea. but if you were smart you'd be out there TRYING to get publicity.

i've never seen the movie, actually. i was taking a guess that i knew would be right.

of course there was. he was some popular kid who brendan frazer gets into a fistfight with later on.

here's a foolproof plan: don't get semen shot into your vagina.

perhaps i can borrow some from your prominent cro-magnon brow. or feather's forehead, which looks like it's packing eight or nine extra layers.

no nerves to be touched, son. i deleted you because you present no interest to me and i've been cleaning house. have fun making reality tv about day glo festivals. me and my integrity will just be...