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    Re: Children at Coachella

    Ya cause I'm gonna come when gates open, push my way to the front of every crowd with child in tow, stay till 1am, blow smoke in his/her face and shoot up heroin in front of them! C'mon you fucking...
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    Children at Coachella

    Hey folks. I just found out my wife is pregnant :)(unplanned but not a horrible thing). Due date is March 24th so obviously we won't be making it this year, it will be the first year since 2006 we...
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    Re: Ask a Girl

    Ummmm.....should my wiener have eyes?!?!
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    Re: What song are you currently obsessed with?

    Vintage Violence (or The Units, depends where you look) "Warm Moving Bodies"
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    Re: Sorta chubby girls

    I agree. Mongoloid, she was a mongoloid.....
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    Re: The Perfectly Slim Women Club

    What a grumpy oxymoron. Next time Google search for a better insult because this one lacks, well, everything. You sound like a child speaking retard riddles. Now let me get back to wanking off to...
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    Re: Coachella should do the honorable thing

    Actually my wife and I have gone for 5 years now. Also it was a rant about not whining. You can rant all you want but stop sounding like whiny little children in every post. It's Coachella;...
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    Re: Best local news story ever:

    I tried getting high listening to drugs but all I got was a bunch of weed in my ears......
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    Re: Coachella should do the honorable thing

    "Fix this, fix that, Coachella sucks, BLAH BLAH BLAH!" It's a music festival, it's gonna be crowded, it's gonna be hot, it's gonna be unorganized. Should it be? no. But this is the real world not a...
  10. Re: I want to move. Is California worth considering?

    I've lived here in L.A. for my whole life so far (25 years). I'll be honest, personally I can't stand it. However, I am not a city minded person. My weekends are spent rock climbing in the many...
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    Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    Oh, god damn't, some one busted an alias on my face.....Pass the tissue please!
  12. Re: What about FUTURE Coachella experiences?

    I'd like to see sippy cups handed out to drunken morons that can't keep their $5 beer in their cup or their mouth. Also give everyone an ash tray so I can beat you with it when you burn me with your...
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    Re: The reason i hated the gorillaz

    Gorillaz didn't suck cause of the crowd...they sucked cause it was the same as listening to one of their CD's. Now if you wanted a hardcore mosh pit you should have been at MGMT, that was...
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    Re: Ask a Girl

    Cool! It's a good thing my enormous gooch makes up for my inconceivably tiny penis!


    Oh and donkey sex, you are just like your name. Everyone likes to make jokes about you but no one actually...
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    Re: Ask a Girl

    Well, his name is donkey sex.....whale sex isn't that huge of a jump. He's just being a dork (sorry, bad pun).
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    Re: Ask a Girl

    Would being a grower or shower really matter in bed? I mean unless yer doing it with a flaccid wiener (which would be pretty impressive) you should be full size!
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    Re: Dudes run over by festival worker

    Redhead tell your friend next time he gets run down at Coachella he doesn't need to go to the hospital; all he has to do is dance it off! =)
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    Re: R Kelly For 2011

    Dance Magic, your dumb.
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    Re: R Kelly For 2011

    Not a racist, I just dislike some genres of music. For all you know I'm black! ICP=bad, Kottonmouth Kings= bad, Eminem=bad, Calle13=bad. Does that cover all the races for you? Oh and by the way...
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    Re: The Knife for 2011

    My eyes and ears are both drooling! In a good way!
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    Re: Sahara 2011 will look like...

    I think at 1:08 they started jerking off......could just be my eyes though.
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    Re: EMINEM 2011

    I say we take over Stagecoach festival swap out the country music for rap and then you can all go see Eminem Jay-z R, Kelly, Kanye, etc. That way you guys get yer way and I don't need to listen to...
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    Re: R Kelly For 2011

    With so much good music out there why would any one EVER want to see R. Kelly at Coachella?!?! Just have William Shatner do a version of "Trapped in a closet", at least then it would only be mildly...
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    Re: Desired Acts For Coachella 2011

    Sublime is dead, can't people stop talking about them? Oh wait, I forgot the only way to truly be cool is to still really like Sublime 10+ years after their peak. They aren't new, they aren't...
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    Poll: Re: Who's the bigger douche?

    Killers=Turd
    Coldplay=Vomit
    U2=Vomit covered turd
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    Poll: Re: Radiohead vs. Pink Floyd

    How about a pornographic record player?

    Of course Pink Floyd....If I wanted to hear Thom Yorke's "whine singing" I can listen to a gospel choir full of cats and 4 year old children. Radiohead is...
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    Re: Desired Acts For Coachella 2011

    Io Echo
    Captain Ahab
    Warpaint
    Bauhaus (Tie them up and force them to play)
    Justice (Please sir, may I have another?)
    CSS
    The Polyamorous Affair
    Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (after dark in the...
  28. Re: If your going to get high in anticiption of a set,...

    To answer your question, yes. My first bad trip was in Death Valley off extremely potent shrooms. It was the product of taking too much and a bad situation (stuck 2 hours away from camp on an...
  29. Re: If your going to get high in anticiption of a set,...

    No of course not, your body processes THC the same way everytime (I'm not gonna explain how, you can look it up yourself). How you respond psychologically to it IS largely under your control as long...
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    Re: Most Underwhelming Show????

    Gorillaz may as well have just played a CD, especially after being blown away by Plastikman.

    Vampire Weekend was slightly less horrible than last year, which makes them just a tiny bit better than...
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    Re: "In a minute..."

    In a minute is the bomb!!!....Or maybe even the cats pajamas.......
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    It's weed.....I'm not talking acid, shrooms, ex, etc. Like I already said if you cant handle a few tokes you obviously have little control over your emotions. This isn't Reefer Madness people! Get...
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    Re: Panda Hats

    Jeremy, take comfort in knowing that just like a real panda people wearing panda hats RARELY get to have sex and will eventually go extinct.
  34. Re: how do you get through till next coachella?

    Amen! (in the least religious sense possible)
  35. Re: If your going to get high in anticiption of a set,...

    First of all, if you are getting too freaked out from smoking herbals then yer already a paranoid spaz....I could see wanting to fall asleep as the A.M. approaches, but, other than that you should...
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    Re: Why the hate?

    Cause I hate short faces!! haha :)
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    Why the hate?

    Disclaimer!!! Don't get offended by my comments, this is a JOKE (although based off my observations of peoples posts and many years of Coachella experience). I always wondered why there is so much...
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