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  1. Re: So, What Act is Gonna Be the Trainwreck of Coachella 2014?

    Nice call bro.
  2. Re: Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK C

    You might as well call me fucking Nostradamus. The entire city of Indio now smells like a bloody tampon that has just been pulled out of teenage mutant ninja turtle vag. You knew this performance was...
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    Re: DAVE MATTHEWS FUCKING ROCKS!

    Bump
  4. Thread: CHVRCHES

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    Re: CHVRCHES

    I'm hoping to have sexual intercourse with the lead singer of Chvrches sometime during Coachella. I love those nasty scottish bitches.
  5. Re: Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK C

    Have you heard HAIM bro? That moterfucker deserves to get his ass booed off the stage after forcing that sonic abortion onto the world. Those bitches must have given Julian some mean blowies
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    Re: The dreaded wife / girlfriend conflict

    Dude this festival is in fucking Southern California; if some cat out here wanted to be pussy bullying some short chubby latina senorita he's already doing it. You don't have to worry about some...
  7. Re: Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK C

    Fuck that fat bald fucker Black Francis and that piece of shit Julian Casablancas; the festival should have added Diddy. I'm always going to loathe Casablancas since that cum geiser is the reason...
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    Re: The Walking Dead

    That was one of the best episodes in the history of the show. The Hershel flashbacks were brilliant. It was trenchant writing to juxtapose the two fathers in The Walking Dead and show how a father's...
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    Re: I'd suck the wizard's fat cock

    Cool story Hansel
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    Re: Arcade Fire 2014

    This guy knows what the fuck is up. If Arcade Fire plays Take Five with a hologram of Brubeck I will take back everything I've said about those pretentious, Lance Armstrong wannabe maple syrup...
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    Re: This year's heartbreaking conflicts

    The biggest conflict I'm facing is whether or not I watch the fucking train wreck that will be OutKast's headlining performance or if I head back to my tent while they play and get an early start on...
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    Re: Tool touring this summer...

    Are these fuckers still playing the exact same setlist they've played on every tour they've gone on since 2006? These are such lazy shits
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    Re: Guess The 2015 Lineup A Year In Advance

    Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews Band, Bon Iver, David Gilmour, Smashing Pumpkins (original lineup), The Mother Fucking Eagles, Queen with Adam Lambert, Sly & The Family Stone (I swear that Sly is sober...
  14. Re: Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK C

    If you guys have a massive Jon Hamm sized boner for has been rappers from the 90s who like to dress like pedophile versions of Willy Wonka maybe Golden Voice needs to book Puff Daddy as the Friday...
  15. Billy Corgan to Play Rumi-Inspired Jams at Tea Shop

    Fuck yes Billy: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/billy-corgan-to-play-rumi-inspired-jams-at-teashop-20140328
  16. Re: nice canadian girl driving down, looking for accomodation weekend two

    How hot are you eh? My buddy and I have a huge mansion you could stay in but you have to be really fucking sexy. My buddy told me he'll castrate me if I bring any ugly hoodrat girls into the house...
  17. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    These old dildos would have been better than OutKast. :)
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    Re: Vicente Fernandez

    Thank God this fucking asshat was never booked at Coachella. The Mexicans may have taken over most of Southern California but they still haven't taken over Coachella
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    Re: What Song Will Outkast Open Up With?

    Probably that one where they let you know that they fo 'sho' Grade-A thugs and shout a cacophonous collage of loud and indecipherable eubonics. You guys know the one I"m talking about; the one where...
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    Re: The NHL Thread

    Amen brother. Bertuzzi a fucking coward.
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    Re: DAVE MATTHEWS FUCKING ROCKS!

    DAVE MATTHEWS BAND AND PEARL JAM SHOULD BE BOOKED AS HEADLINERS
  22. Re: Essential Coachella 2014, a 3-hour mix of Coachella artists

    No Lana Del Ray? OP is full of shit and his mix sucks
  23. Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Billy is still fucking pissed because he feels like an incarcerated vermin. He's going to exorcise his demons by reuniting with Zwan this year. That's right fuckers, you heard it here first. Zwan is...
  24. Re: your #1 worst act to NOT see on the lienup

    Our boy Wayne Gretzky is speaking the truth. This lineup is fucking awful. Bonnaroo is starting to kick the living shit out of Coachella because Golden Voice are a bunch of cheapskate cunts. The...
  25. Re: Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK C

    You been watching the Johnny Carson sex tape bro? You like that old classic 70s porn where all of the bitches are wearing granny panties, rocking Mary Tyler Moore haircuts and the picture is really...
  26. Why the fuck are you needle dick hipstes excited to see OutKast! THEY WILL SUCK COCK!

    The two petulent fuckfaces in OutKast are going to steal the title of "Shittiest Coachella Headliner Ever" from those pretentious cockalorums The Stone Roses. These guys are going to stink up the...
  27. Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Cool story Hansel
  28. Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    UPDATE: I just read a press release that announced that Billy will be playing his epic solo album "TheFutureEmbrace" in its entirety during his acoustic performance at Coachella. He'll also be...
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    Re: Pearl Jam

    Jeff is the most underrated writer in Pearl Jam. Low Light, Gods' Dice, Bee Girl, Sleight of Hand, Smile, Nothing As It Seems, Nothingman etc are all fucking awesome tracks. Jeff' isn't respected...
  30. Re: Darkside (Nicolas Jaar and Dave Harrington) for 2014!

    LOL. I love how you stupid shits are acting like your "lineup pool" is imbued with any significance whatsoever. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK if your predictions turn out to be right folks. Your mom doesn't...
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    Re: 2014 Coachella Message Board Lineup Pool

    This is actually a pretty lame comeback. It lacks logical cogency based on what I'm doing. If I had some female accomplice aiding me then this particular way of maligning me might be appropriate but...
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    Re: 2014 Coachella Message Board Lineup Pool

    That's real rock n roll motherfucker. That isn't we have ten people on stage and two of the douchers are riding bicycles Arcade Fire shit. Billy Corgan > Incubus is real rock baby.
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    Re: Pearl Jam

    Pearl Jam should end every show with Bee Girl. That would be a fucking ethereal way to end a 3 hour journey. I would be moved to tears on the way out of the venue. This would be the best walk off...
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    Re: 2014 Coachella Message Board Lineup Pool

    Here is the lineup:

    Friday: Incubus
    Saturday: Dave Matthews Band
    Sunday: Jack Johnson

    Billy Corgan will also be playing an acoustic set on the main stage on Friday night. Gonna be the best...
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    Re: Hip-Hop Acts Coachella 2014

    Drake is too pop for Coachella but Mackelmore isn't? LOL. I fucking love you stupid hipsters.
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    Re: 2014 Rumors/Confirmations/Whatever/Etc.

    Billy Corgan is playing an acoustic set. "I USEEE TO BE A LITTTLLLEE BOY! WhAAATT's A BOOOOYYY SUPPPOSED TO DO!"
  37. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    Watch your language young man. I don't think the prophet Warren Jeffs would appreciate that type of talk from a non-prophets
  38. Re: Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    I hear the genius known as Tyler the Creator might be sitting in with Billy for the entire set
  39. Fucking Billy Corgan Acoustic Coming to Coachella

    Billy Corgan, the fucking bald guy from Smashing Pumpkins that looks like Charlie Brown, is going to be blowing away ecstacy bros and silverlake hipsters that like to eat salmonella food from Trader...
  40. Re: Fuck you Goldenvoice for never booking Incubus

    Taylor Swift on Friday night and Incubus on Saturday would pretty much be the best Coachella ever. I wouldn't mind if they booked some shitty ass hipster pussies with like 60 people on stage that...
  41. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    como estas bitches
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    Re: Vicente Fernandez

    Fuck this guy and his sombrero music. This guy has never had panties thrown onstage like Incubus. Maybe fucking Don Cheto can headline this year?
  43. Re: Fuck you Goldenvoice for never booking Incubus

    Get fucking Incubus at Coachella you cheap sacks of urine. They'd draw more than the fucking Stone Roses. Fuck those wankers. Those pussies can't draw as much as Taylor Swift! Asshorns!
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    Re: DAVE MATTHEWS FUCKING ROCKS!

    Bumped for truth
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    Re: Vicente Fernandez

    LMAO. Some of you would prefer this lame fuck instead of Incubus?
  46. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    Old Lesbians? You have a thing for extremely saggy tits and extremely wrinkly and loose vag? If that's your thing dude you keep on jerking off to metamucil and catheter commercials. Whatever gets you...
  47. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    The Oilers really need to get their shit together this year. How many times do those fuckers have to be given the first overall pick before they field a decent team?
  48. Re: Maroon 5 is the Saturday Night Headliner

    Jam Bands > Doucherbag hipsters that play nothing but power chords and shout songs devoid of a discernible chorus
  49. Re: Fuck you Goldenvoice for never booking Incubus

    Bumped for the illiterate masses
  50. Re: Hey Shitheads it's not the 70s anymore! The Rolling Stones FUCKING SUCK DICK NOW!

    You're goddamn right it is. The Godfather would never lie to you.
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