Tupac with a hologram of Doctor Dre
Type: Posts; User: Failed State
Tupac with a hologram of Doctor Dre
Whatev bromosexual you are cruising for a raping. #sexcrime
This user really wants that photo of Colin. This one is going to be tough to beat1
You're too late rookie, better luck next year n00b.
"Does anyone else think Kid Rock has a gross smelling penis?"
That's the best name
Bullshit rookie, my name is all class!
Don't let me win my own contest
Jeremiah was a bull frog who also like to fuck bitches
Friday night we were drinking Manischewitz, you know going out to terrorize Goyim. We were Stomping shagitz, screwing shiksas; this was cool as long as we were home by Saturday morning. We ruled...
I smoked heroin our of a pear at this festival last year with some homeless girl.
The University of San Francisco is going to finish 5th in the NIT. You heard it here first kids.
For a girls only thread there sure is a lack of girl on girl sex happening. WTF sweethearts, you need to fix this quick or I will ban you.
It's time once again for the annual Failed State porn star threadľ the rules never change and all you have to do is respond with your porn star name. This year the winner will receive a Polaroid...
I take that back I would really like to see a Creedence Clearwater Revisited reunion... Make that shit happen Paul!
Reunion: WWF (not WWE) stage with a casket match between the Undertaker and The Giant Gonzales
Dr Dre looked like a tick about to pop on stage; I thought Snoop was in danger of being eaten in order to prevent Dre from going hypoglycemic.
Whine whine whine––––––––––––– It twas fun and you know it!
VAN HALEN WTF BITCHES!!!!
No seriously though, I stuck my fingers in a slizz for the first time while Panama was playing-- probably gonna catch shit but I don't care.
You bring Van Halen to the...
Its be real skillet, but I have to for get my peen tugged for $$$$
Listen you slut magnets, pop pop only comes out of his sex cave for special occasions -- special occasions galore in this thread.
To all you young bucks on the message board: Stop trying to win...
No you are
Fail broschool, you only copy after the = sign in the url
Nice, your dick is much bigger than mine.
Way to kill the thread u n00b
I got an idea. Why don't you lol your dick right to mediocre town where bowie will be headlining with the rest of the little rascals.
I'll show you how a grown gets pitied. You toss and turn like a child with night terrors, but my demons are much thicker
Go ahead and soak that mess-sponge through and get back to me when you've...
So you don't like where we're headed?? Time to sell your best shoes and buy a casino ladies and froggots. Kermit the fuck you has arrived. NOW YOU KNOW.
Try to throw down. Do it. Only me and your body are here to watch the destruction. I double penetration dog dare you to step, you mother of fuck university attending piece of shit.
Florence and the Machine sucks, you people cannot be serious
big Sur is a shit bag place to see a show, I gave up trying to like that herpes soar years ago.
Go ahead, "occupy this biscuit". I'll take you to square one and sunshine your whole dark. It's cool man, radioedit; Cymbals Eat Guitars 2012!!!!!!
2 MUCH KNIT SHIT FOR MY TASTE IN BIG SUR... THAT SHIT DIED W/ H. MILLER
BETTER BACK OFF RICO GREASE DICK, MY COUSIN IS A COP -- GOT HIM ON SPEED DIAL -- 911 ╚SE.... MAYBE LATER WE CAN KISS.
The same way I know she doesn't shave her cooze because of heightened sensitivity to razor burn.
Fuck you and your childlike empress
mmmmmmm I love sluts
i got my balls sucked by lane staley of slipknot before he died
I once payed $1600 to watch maynard have sex with davey havok... it was tight.
Daft Punk on the main stage would suck children's balls. I would hate to see the so cal bros throwing down a circle pit during Harder Better Faster Stronger while waiting for Kanye to show up.
Every time I hear a Foster the People song a piece of me dies-- I refuse to like a band that my mom fucks too.
Dude you spew this gross every year and I am sick of it. I spoke with coachella and they said david bowie wont be playing. For once and for all shut up!
You fucks don't respect me -- greatness only comes once every 50 or 60 years and you are all too dumb to see it. I have opened a can of rape on your parts and you all have just sat there like...
I think you need to smoke some opium