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  1. Re: The Thanksgiving Dinner Recipe Thread

    Weird, so did I. O.o
  2. Re: Would You Buy A House That Was The Site of A Double-Murder-Suicide?

    Been to both. Atlanta's ok, but it's pretty horrible in some parts. Athens is too collegey for me.
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    Re: Best eyebrows ever

    I used to shave off/draw on my eyebrows with a sharpie when I was 15-16ish. They looked a lot worse than I thought, and they always came off when I slept. Waking up without eyebrows was kindof...
  4. Re: Would You Buy A House That Was The Site of A Double-Murder-Suicide?

    If it wasn't in Georgia, and it was a house I really liked, I don't think the murder thing would bother me too much.
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    Poll: Re: Pumpkin Voting Again.

    Exactly.
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    Poll: Re: Pumpkin Voting Again.

    You know what. If those salt and pepper shakers were a little white chef, and a little white kitchen lady, no one would have said anything. Black people have the right to cook too!
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I used to have one. Still have a pirate costume though. It'll have to do.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Dude, I'm past that. I was done before I met him. And then he was so awesome, and alluring that I let my guard down, and got bitten in the ass.
    Won't happen again. I'd be better off embracing a...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I'm not a private person. If I can't learn from my fuck-ups, I want other people to be able to.
    When I got raped, I told everyone. Not because I wanted a pity party (in all honesty, I didn't even...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    When you love someone, it's really easy to want to forgive them. Yes, I was an idiot for letting so much go, I know that. I just really wanted it to work. It used to, and in all honesty I believed...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    It's cool, we don't have to be BFF.

    I still find it amusing that the fact that I read an email is apparently worse than the fact that he was stalking his ex while he was with me.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    ....Right.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    They look great, but they're not very comfortable, and they get messy, so you have to spend more time grooming them than you would putting on mascara.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    He didn't knock me around. Flip it.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    If you knew why, you wouldn't judge me. Three people were there, they were all HIS friends. They all said he deserved it, and that they would have done the same. Even with that, I still felt...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    That's understandable, and you're probably made more sense than anyone here, but when people are getting the deluded impression that *I* was fucking with this dude, it's gonna piss me off. Yeah,...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Would you like his address? You can send him a post card.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Yeah, and you guys have never done anything petty in your whole fucking lives. Sure. Get back to sucking your own dicks.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I would if he had one.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Some of you guys are really fucking rude, and a little too fond of making judgements, and assumptions. I don't really give a fuck if that's what gets you out of bed in the morning. Just sayin'.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    BD, I sound a lot more calloused than I am when I'm pissed off. Make no mistake. I had absolutely no intentions of fucking with this prick's head. I wanted to work out our problems, get married,...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I really don't see it being too hard. I'm too pissed off to be sad about it, and that's not going to wear off anytime soon.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Oh believe me, it's over. I know I was an idiot to even think that it could have worked before this. I need to grow some balls, and self-respect. I used to have truckloads of both before I met...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    This shit just got bananaser. After we talked, I told him we could do like a trail period kind of thing, where I don't live with him, and he kisses my ass in hopes of us getting back together. ...
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    Re: I want you inside me

    I almost got that shirt, but I don't like how big the image is.
    I own like half of threadless's inventory.
  26. Re: Pumpkin Gougers II: The Triumphant Return

    I'm about to go get on this right now. I think. >.>
    Man, I'm so lazy.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I could have sworn I replied to that first "not buying the "i need to go over there to get my pumpkin" line" with "I have to go back anyway to pick up my cat's medication."
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Haha, my dad too. Except he stole a whole lot of other things too. Like the matress. :/
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I'd love to, but you see, I bought him one too, and it's worth the same amount. He took a loan out on it, so we can't really exchange rings right now, and wtf would i do with a dude's ring anyway?
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Blargh. So true.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    S'ok. Something's bound to work out eventually.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    My cat's pills are still over there, so I have to go anyway. If I'm going anyway, I'll be damned if I leave my pumpkin behind.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I'm just picking up a pumpkin, and talking to him. I'm not staying the night, having sex with him, or agreeing to anything. I just don't think coming in, grabbing my things and leaving is very...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Doesn't the fact that you still want to be with him when you're together hold you back from making emotional investments with other people?
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Pot, if this thread is not to your liking, you can just hrm...stop reading it?
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I'm still wearing it. Not wearing it feels weird, and just brings that shit to my attention, and I don't need to be thinking about it at work today.
    I suppose when and if I do 100% sever ties with...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    20. Why?
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I dunno if we could really be just friends. It would be too easy to get back together.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I'm really not swayed by the feeling sorry for him thing. Believe me, him crying, and talking about suicide doesn't give me any second thoughts about staying. The good times we've had together do.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    If we really manage to stay apart this time, I'm sure he will be haunted by this forever because he's crazy, and I'm his first love.
    I really hope I manage a bit easier. Breakups aren't THAT bad...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Are you serious? I'm far from ugly.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2007/06/06/baby_bird_330_330x330.jpg
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    He just called me from a payphone and started crying again, begging me to move back in. Poor kid.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Yeah. You wanna fight?
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    That's easy enough to say, but love and addiction display the same symptoms. Being sober and reasonably chill is way better than being a crackhead, but there are still a lot of crackheads out there.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    I noticed it after 3 months, but it wasn't anything major back then. It's been building up, and now at 4 days to a year it's just to the point of too utterly ridiculous to even try to remedy.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    This is really the first one. I have had some butt-ugly boyfriends, but they've all fucked me over too.

    I used to know this guy a long time ago when we were friends and I never found him...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    They'll line up for it too. He's really good looking. If there is a god, he's certainly not very funny.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    It probably wouldn't bum me out so much if I honestly believed that there are interesting, sensitive, and attractive dudes out there.

    Oh well, atleast now I can stop applying at fucking bed bath...
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    Oh he found her alright. Didn't work out for them either.
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    Re: Shit is bananas.

    He has some serious diagnosed psychological issues. His shrink actually told him that statistically he's not likely to make it to 30. I'm an extremely rational, and patient person, but seriously,...
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