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  1. Re: Muse headlining/Prodigy sub-headlining Friday

    Get back to your training, son, and stop trying to guess the new combination to my gun safe :nono
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    Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    I have more guns than Charlton Heston!
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    Re: The Unofficial 2010 Predictions Thread

    Book some UFC!
  4. Re: Theatrical Rendition of "Juwanna Mann" Sub-Headlining Friday

    Too late, your post revealed too much. Time to learn to choke out cocks on your own, son.

    :nono
  5. Poll: Re: Would you let Quicksand choke your cock?

    It's good to be the king.
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    Re: NIN tour dates

    no, but me and my boy will have to choke out a cock or two.
  7. Poll: Re: Would you let Quicksand choke your cock?

    Bars can't afford private jets, son.
  8. Poll: Re: CREATE A FESTIVAL IV - FINAL FOUR - MATCH #2 - LOUD IN THE PARK VS. EBONY W/O IVO

    I'm too busy choking out the cock to vote in such trivial matters.

    And none of those chumps in those videos can fight.
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    Re: Monklish, Adds...

    UFC has weight restrictions.

    You could wrestle fat children, I guess.
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    Re: Monklish, Adds...

    It's a shame you're having that gender reassignment surgery, Alisha, because you were quite the cock choking expert. But there's always ladie's UFC.
  11. Re: BADWITDABADABANGADANGDIGGYDIGGYDIGGYSAIDTHEBOOGIES AIDUPCHUCKTHEBOOGIE

    When training, I lock myself into a meat locker and punch a side of beef while blasting Kid Rock in the background. It gets the job well done, like an unedible steak. Check out these biceps,...
  12. Re: The official Please no MBV/Throbbing Gristle conflict thread

    my son and I are experts at choking out all sorts of throbbing gristle
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    Re: Regarding My Bloody Valentine

    I don't need earplugs. I trained in deafness under Marlee Matlin.
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    Re: Nationocean v. Pierogihead

    They both love to choke the cock out.
  15. Re: 2009 Lineup Fever: Your Favorite Moments

    If any of you boys want to choke out the cock on my Honeywell plane, just ask :)
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    Re: 2009 COACHELLA UNCONFIRMED LINEUP

    life aint worth livin without feeling some intense pain and mostly dishing it out.
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    Poll: Re: Official Best Video Game of 2008

    me and my boy only play ufc games. all else is 4 fagz!
  18. Poll: Re: Would you let Quicksand choke your cock?

    my boy learned well how to choke the cock. lotsa practice and lotsa quality time with his pop.
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    Re: 2009 COACHELLA UNCONFIRMED LINEUP

    obviously that was not me. my punch would have landed and you would of landed on the ground.
  20. Re: 2009 UNCONFIRMED/CONFIRMED/RUMORED ACTS:COACHELLA/STAGECOACH 2009....

    i trained you well, son. now go fetch your old man a natty ice.
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