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her tits are almost as large as her bite radius.

dude looks like he's smuggled a 300 pound vagina from 1971 under his hat

as far as i can tell, im currently fighting with a large group of dickless wonders who cant manage to squeek out two half-assed insults back to back without saying something utterly idiotic in the...

... you know that alcohol is always measured in litres, right? have you ever looked at a fucking bottle dipshit? what did you think the 750 ml on the bottle was supposed to represent?

no way am i a loser because i came back from coachella with pictures of chicks. not chicks and me or anything, just chicks. cause like most guys who get a lot of pussy, i beg little girls to bend...

hey everybody, look at these pictures of three kinda attractive girls who look like theyre 17 but i swear theyre not, they just look like it for some reason. by having pictures of these three kinda...

i can see how having friends that unattractive would make things easier for you.

yes, youre right. you should feel better about the fact that you look like you got fashionably jumped because if you changed everything about yourself you would not be a walking eyesore. good...

its a hell of a lot better than having hair that looks like a disasterous perm and wearing shirts so ugly that its hard to tell where the ugly shirt ends and the ugly tattoos begin, thats for sure.

did you really think that was going to be helpful information to include? like, are you guys under the impression that people actually like this teenage marx brothers shtick youre cultivating?

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so goat is passivetheory after a failed stomach bypass surgery.

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my description is way more helpful.

youre being very undude.

totes

its the name of the crappy sounds that echo throughout the fields for a totally unnecessary percentage of the day

stop worrying about being a monster and stop being a pussy

could you post an exact list of who youd like assaulted and who youd like applauded?

youre not a creepy old guy. youre a creepy tween who looks like his aids has bulimia.

quick show of hands, did anyone miss this useless untalented fuck?

what kind of ridiculous pussy shit is this? "please block me because im a dickless wonder who cant block you because you play an important part in the board, so i want you to block me so that you...

no, i dont.

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i see you did really well at keeping me on ignore, huh? i wont be that hard to find at coachella, just come to the campgrounds and follow your girlfriend's twat around. it'll home right in on me.

its not like you gain equity in the vagina either. the shit depreciates.

1565? do you have any idea how much more than that we spend just renting vaginas?

"i dont know how to tolerate someone being sarcastic about music except to shit my pants and cry like an infant."

oh look, there are idiots on the internet having feelings about electronic music. allow me to set up shop right about here.

you dont seriously operate under the delusion that your idiocy is funny, do you?

also i checked with reality and goatchella has never made anyone laugh. at least not without dropping trough.

=) i miss this

will you be camping weekend one by any chance? i was wondering if your girlfriend might like to have sex with an adult for a change.

"proofreading" is one word, not two.

tireless is a compliment. tiresome is derogatory. which do you think he was shooting for there, fuckwad?

despite all your eye-opening spiritual enlightenment through sacred chemicals, you still have a dreadful lack of creativity. how much acid have you done that youre still this lamebrained? is it...

you mean to say im tiresome, not tireless. technically both would apply as i dont tire of harrassing you dipshits, but nonetheless thats not the word you mean to use. any of you ever read a fucking...

hey goat, just a question ive been asking myself: how many times do you think ill make you look like a complete idiot over and over again on this board before the fest? based on the frequency of...

it has nothing to do with the spirituality of one substance versus another. it has to do with your basic lack of comprehension of what the words you use mean, and also chemistry, and based on the...

read as "i have completely run out of total bullshit attempts to argue my way out of a completely untrue stance and since you clearly both know more about this than i do, im going to feign like i...

"psychedelic" has no meaning chemically, its a catchall term used to loosely define the effects of different families of chemicals. lsd and psilocybin have absolutely nothing in common chemically,...

saying that mdma is meth is like saying that a tree is a seed. ive seen a lot of dumb fucking newbs come through these parts but jesus, its like you opened your head up and just filled it with pig...

holy shit, so youre just an unlearned and determined moron on like every subject, huh?

this is all way less interesting than stirring up whatever bitchy stuff went on between these two ladies.

ladies, bitch away.

wait, i wanna hear this. courtney, what did algunz say to you?

also, rabbits are in the same circle of weak as magic wands.

no, it just means that you haven't had a lot of sex. if you were really ugly and had managed to sleep with 15 people, then you would have had a lot of sex comparatively based on your attractiveness.

i'm hoping that this thread will live nearly forever.

what the fuck happened with the poll results?

dour titties

you can be a philanthropic ho.

whats wrong with being a whore?