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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    no idea who discobotica is, but if hes riling up this geezer fool this much he must be doing something right.

    http://i54.tinypic.com/24ou4ch.gif
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    Hands off the merchandise, pal.
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://www.opposingviews.com/attachments/0011/4706/alg_auburn_cam_newton.jpg?1291590081

    Thats all for now guize I'll be back soon for updates on my pro career.
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/natalian5.jpg?w=600&h=479

    I abhor violence and am a stand up guy, but if you EVER look at my chick you will wake up with the morphine drip.
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://www.urbannewsroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cam-newton.jpg

    Some people say that I'm not cut out to be a pocket passer; that I'm not smart or fast or tough enough. To those I say look...
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/12/11/alg_cam_newton_jokes.jpg

    Here's me rockin the orange tie. Tidbit: It was blessed by a Tibetan shaman before the award ceremony!
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://www.mrsec.com/pics/cecil-cam-newton-p1.jpg

    I've also been blessed with one of the most inspirational people int he world. Thanks Dad!
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://benzandabackpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cam-newton-headphones1.jpg

    But I'm not all brawn. I do enjoy a good Bach fugue from time to time. Favorite: Little Fugue in G Minor!!!!
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://www.youthfootballonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/auburn-cam-newton.jpg

    Maybe we can talk about my football career. Did you know that I received the Heisman AND won the national...
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    Re: In Awe of Charlie Sheen

    http://www.bks1radio.com/images/stories/cam-newton-smiling.jpg

    Sup guize
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    i was also under the impression that including tubers in one's sexual acts leads to some of the most thrilling lovemaking sessions. isn't that correct, Samwise?
    ...
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    Re: Average Looking Pale Girl In Need of Ticket

    Would this average looking pale girl like to take the UltiMatt challenge?? hmmmmmmm???? ;)
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    Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    I CARE YOU IGNORANT SLUT!!!!!!!!!



    apparently MSparks cares too



    FOILED! Let it be known, that was the 1st time I have called you "OLD MAN", and I would not post in the metal thread, for...
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    Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    Youch! that really hurt *doubled-over*..........if you are so certain as to my true identity OLD MAN, PM me my true username then, hmmmmm???
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    Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    nevermind who Rager is.......who am I?
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    My bad dawg.......I forgot to specify what exactly it was that covered her face.............

    I guess you were thinking it was my semen that covered her entire face, wrong..........that eventually...
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    Yeah, it covered her entire face
  18. Re: It's time for Jay-Z and Kanye to pay respects to their elders via billable curren

    if dey giv away d $$$, how dey eva gonsta b 11 figga niggas? gotsta shoot fo dem starz nahmeen?
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    alias? what's that? :rolleyes



    I was pretty slick about it and covered it up w/ my hand......thankfully, it was close enough to my gooch that I pretended to finger my asshole to not seem like a...
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    DEVIN, Y U NO ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Devin the Dude's Hot Tips For Cool Lovers

    So Devin,

    I have this rather large, unsightly pimple on my right inner thigh, and I can't seem to get rid of it with creams and ointments before my big date tomorrow night. She's a cool girl and...
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    Re: rawest rapper alive

    the answer to this question is too easy........

    HmJbJs-9ST0
  23. Re: Oh wtf?? I have 5 girlfriends going now?? Pshh eBay here I COME! Unless...?

    http://www.yardflex.com/archives/cleos.jpg
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    this was my youngest brother.........R.I.P. Jimbo
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    THIS..................is a requirement in order to mount a Greek God
  26. Re: WILLING TO TRADE VITAL ORGANS FOR A LITTLE SHARED CAMPING!!

    the only body part I accept is a 15"+ black dong.......catch: it does not necessarily have to be yours..........I recommend going to your nearest NBA locker room to find one
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    I am no man honey..........I am a Greek God who has travelled from the past to attend Coache11a............I invented the orgy, and perfected the 20some (one particular instance included Aphrodite,...
  28. Re: Oh wtf?? I have 5 girlfriends going now?? Pshh eBay here I COME! Unless...?

    you can stay in my tent........I have room for u and 3 of your gf's on my lap, and the other 2 on my face............

    Edit: you were moved from the corner to my lap after I saw your pic, :D
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    Re: I never realized how horrible Skrillex was until now

    SKRILLEX IS THE MESSIAH OF ALL EDM

    /thread
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    Re: 2ManyLurker's

    LURKING. SO. FAST.
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    Re: CARPOOL CAMPING!

    Oh hai! I am more than down to share my pass with you! My name is Lawrence, and I am from Arabia.......
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    Re: REPORT ALL EBAY & CL SCALPERS.

    http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/WWscalping3.JPG

    BITCH, YOU GONSTA GET SCALPED!
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    http://freshtildeathonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ted-williams-homeless_man.jpg
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    Re: 2011 Sahara Tent Predictions

    ofn
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    Re: Board Awards 2010: Vote Here!

    I still think myself and sbessiso should have won for Best Board Couple.............fuck you, Rick and Jen
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    Re: Board Awards 2010: Vote Here!

    GO BACK TO CHINA BITCH AND CHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
  37. Thread: Trentemøller

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    Re: Trentemøller

    ^ you know you're a n00b when you make a 3rd thread for one artist.........although it is nice to see some love for Anders, ;)
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    Re: Board Awards 2010: Vote Here!

    no need to vote, this is obviously me

    and if me and Matt Damon are the worst couple on the board it's only because of the terrible things I do to my sex slave.........
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    UltiMatt eats Matt Damon for breakfuss
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    Re: Next time you try to look hot...

    what. the. FUCK!!!!!!!! I AM THE ULTIMATT!!!!!!!! *GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
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    Re: misfit past Coachella t-shirt giveaway

    I heart UltiMatt
    *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
    What is Coachella?
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    Re: Wish Zimmy1222 a happy birthday, bitchez!

    HBD.............Matt!
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    Re: what are you listening to right now

    dQw4w9WgXcQ
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    Re: Duran Duran FanClub

    85cL1HisrNc
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    Re: Is this band coachella worthy?

    fixed

    :D
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    Re: BEYOND WONDERLAND 2011 - 3/19/2011

    then everything in the world is how it should be
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    Re: College Football 2010

    ^ so baller
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    Re: Tame Impala For Coachella 2011

    Chut up and take it back baby! or GO BACK TO CHINA, BITCH
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    this is the UltiMatt's worst nightmare......please thank the lord that this is just a sketch from an idiot who actually believes these two things can co-exist
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    http://www.lacriminaldefenseblog.com/489547_cocaine_stripes.jpg
    I usually get my snow at 28th and Fig, close to USC, from a short fat dude named Chavez, he usually posts up between 2-4am.......good...
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