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Whomp whomp, gonna see Earth apparently.

Laterally passing a class is egoically human.

God I'm drunk and not putting things clearly. When a woman tries to be a professional comedian, or just professionally funny - she's never a comedian, or a funny writer, or whatever. She's always a...

I understand what she means - when talking to friends, of course you can be a funny lady, but trying to appeal to a wider audience suddenly becomes a much more daunting and much more gender-charged...

How high are you right now? You sound like a high schooler who just got into "deep shit, man".

No, I only have one visible one, but I tend to reject specious generalizations.

That's more reflective of you than the general population.

And Amy is in neither, so what's your point?

Also Seattle is littered with tattoo junkies and for the most part I find them to be completely normal individuals with their own distinct quirks and personalities. You know, like humans.

Because you clearly know all of the people in the "rocker districts" (wtf?) and can speak to their personalities.

Why I will be forever alone.

Also what's your sample size, four? Ridiculous assumptions.

I would find it to 100% depend on the tats. If someone is covered in stupid, ugly, poorly-done tats, I'd give 'em a wide berth because that lack of care probably shows up in other places.

God forbid someone's appearance not stereotype their personality.

I'm talkin' like this:

http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/off-topic/55787d1247117754-do-you-find-shaved-eyebrows-attractive-mex1.jpg

How are those caterpillar brows? What are you comparing to, a chola with just a Sharpie line?

There doesn't seem to be much, if any, discrepancy to me.

Sandwich. SandWICH. What the fuck is a sandwhich?

No, but I like the light hair/dark eyebrows look.

I'm overdue for a torta.

If you HAVE to get with him I think you should probably go after what you want instead of waiting for him to possibly never communicate again. But I mostly think you should write him off (because...

For me it's not lineup dependent anymore - I've just sort of outgrown the whole festival scene. Plus it's way too expensive and unless I decided to not pay rent, it would be very difficult to swing.

I haven't been for three years, so draw your own conclusions.

Cradle robber.

Milk is slightly acidic, so no, it doesn't "act as a base".

Daario was seriously miscast.

So I went to Star Trek today and everyone near me was pretty much in the splash zone. Should've worn an adult diaper because I probably ruined my seat. Splooooooooosh.

I dated someone 6'1"/125. We probably looked crazy when we went out, but tevs. Into that skeletal structure.

Asking what "DP" is just so someone else says "double penetration" is not humor. It's sniggering sixth grade boy puerility at best.

Can you read? Is illiteracy the hallmark of this board?

That was to Amy, though I know she wasn't putting that forth as the correct answer.

I know you just wanted any excuse to get someone to bring up sex again.

I hope the dogs eat the cats.

Well, "conversation," considering one of the involved parties is Ron.

Or Daft Punk if you can actually follow a conversation.

Ron can read?

Only if you wanna get put on the stroll.

Dusky as the night sky.

Well then I would try to figure that out before worrying about instant gratification vs. some mythical "right time".

I think you should probably do what you want.

You can always hook your laptop up to your tv to watch content on the tv instead.

If you get a laptop you can pretty much stream or download anything you want to fo' free. So.

I feel like the entire board is a mad lib that everyone fills in with the same fifty words.

Don't worry, Audra, it wasn't really entertaining. Even the fights here are tedious.

What does your Asperger's have to do with etiquette?

Oh whoops, didn't see the "quick" part. Yeah, you can make an alright bowl without doing the whole bone simmering process.

The broth needs to be made with beef bones if you're gonna do it right.

I'm just pleased that the Jaime arc is as compelling in the show as it is in the books.

Please take pictures of his stuff and let me call dibs if there's anything good.

Although I'd lay some hands on that person for pretty cheap.

Probably less than the laying on of hands.