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Another comment from the peanut gallery. Maybe if your cock gobbling Killers headline I wont have to worry about going. Don't forget the eyeliner queenie.

gaypalmsprings
stay home & be a good parent

She was camping twice by 2 months. And a good parent includes their kids in their activities. But then again, I wouldn't expect you to be having...

Are infants allowed on the campgrounds outside the polo fields? If not, how are the other camp grounds?

Most 5th graders. Wacka wacka wacka.

If The Killers could headline Saturday that would be enough to make me skip it. Make it happen!!!!!

I don't need to save. And I've skipped Saturday before and the break from the crappy expensive food and porta potties is nice, I don't care how much money you have or how poor you are. But don't be...

So no one thinks Coachella is going to feel the sting of our current economic situation, much like Bumbershoot or Stagecoach, and adjust things accordingly? I'm personally praying for a crappy line...

Whatever day they play is the day I'm not going. For fucking reals. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. I'd prefer they play Sunday though, so I could leave early since I'm driving from...

I personally offered Morrissey 4 Million pesos to explain his allure to the Latino community. Even "Ask A Mexican" cant explain that one. I say get the Jesus Lizard and the Replacements

I had the pleasure of seeing Tom twice this summer. During one song, a security guards walkie talkie was so loud you could hear it over tom. Tom told him to turn off the walkie talkie. That was cool....

The Killers are music for 13 year old girls and their soccer moms. Whatever day they play I will not attend.

What we've got here is, to paraphrase George W., an axis of suck. And if any of these bands play Coachella within the next 10 years, then the terrorists have won.

Get in my belly!!!!

Paging Mr. Simmons, Mr. Richard Simmons

Someone who works for the people that supply Coachella with it's mustard packets told me this

Prince, dummy....It is his house now, remember?

She looks as though her mom still dresses her for school. Her outfits are laughable, but the music is great.

My girlfriend found an Iphone before Roger Waters' set and returned it via mail. Whats the general consensus on what you would do if you found an Iphone? She's getting a reward of some sorts for...

Boring. He's the most well paid solitaire player in the world. And he's mostly what brought me on Friday. Dude just sat there like he was shopping on ebay. And I think rigamortus has set in on the...

I'd have said not to count on half of the bands showing up to sign, but most of the bands might be happy anyone was asking them to sign anything.

But hey, now I can get a Pavement cd signed. Woo...

Prince is the sexiest Munchkin I've ever seen.

I've read they're called the Lolly Pop Guild

I was wondering if the stage Prince performs on will be raised 2 feet prior to his performing, seeing how most kindergartener's tower over him?

I think at this point, RHCP would only win over live colonoscopies. They're that bad.

Looking for a pair of Friday tickets. Can pay thru paypal.
Email at idiotkings@hotmail.com
Luke

Well....what happened to them? If the question was answered it wouldn't be asked.

Lily Allen
Amy Winehouse
The Good The Bad The Queen
DJ Shadow
All canceled. Plan on the lesser knowns actually following through. Though Mike Patton did show up to sign, which was great.

If you have 2 Friday tickets for sale email me at idiotkings@hotmail.com
Thanks, Luke

I go to Coachella for sexy time, yes?

Jack Johnson is great.....for me to poop on. They need to bring Frankie Goes To Hollywood to Coachella.

If you have a pair of Saturday tickets, I'd like to buy them for $200. Email me at
idiotkings@hotmail.com
Thanks, Luke

Looking to trade one S.F ticket for a S.B. ticket. It is a hard ticket.
Thanks, Luke
idiotkings@hotmail.com

One thing about Zack's speech, he mentioned all those "rich white men". Last time I checked, there were 2.5 white members of Rage. And they are the embodiment of all that is rich, and white. Yeah,...

Wow, the sarcastic hipster presence here is overwhelming today. Almost painful.How about people just answer the person's question. Set times would be handy, but with that rumored Culture Club add, I...

The no water rule is such shit. Money grubbing fucks. With everything else you'll be paying for, you'd think they'd allow a single (1) bottle of water. Simply on principle I'm going to try to do...

I'm not looking to bring in a video camera, but if I am only going to Friday and Sunday, should my tent, and other assorted low value camping-esque things be ok? I don't see the point in tearing...

Tool is great if you like your songs steeped in self-indulgence and with tabla solos. Tool is talented, and pretentious as fuck. Maynard needs to go back to sporting women's underwear, and painting...

From Mr. Doughty's mouth

"ah, even for Morrissey's $5,000,000 i'd have to say no. not for any old-bad-vibe reasons, it just wouldn't be any fun. i'd do it with MD's B if they asked. i think i'm a...

Just camp already.

Flags aren't allowed on the camping site? It would make finding your tent easier, but if there's 500-1000 American flags I don't suppose it well help either way.

What day does Failure play on? I love "Fantastic Planet"!

Call ticketmaster and they'll void out the e-tickets and send you hard tickets. You can get priority shipping for about 20 extra, if you're worried about them getting lost in the shuffle. You might...

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Pronunciation: 'hi-p&-"krit
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritEs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai...

The Rage site will be hard to miss what with all of the empty beer cans and backwards turned red baseball caps paying tribute to Fred Durst.

You can get a Friday and Saturday together on ebay for less than 200. Good luck with this, but you already said it yourself, it is hopeless.

wisconsinboozer
shove your fist up your ass
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I'm not sure which of the above to make fun of first. The fact that you're a Midwesterner who probably...

Wow, what an original post. Thanks for not dispelling the ignorant Texan myth. See y'alls there Cletus.

hey, I'm interested. I'll buy it right now. How much?
email me at idiotkings@hotmail.com

I hadn't planned on sneaking in alcohol, but if I did, i know of a way to do it that would work. But being buzzed at a festival, in the heat, sounds nightmarish. I looked for an official email...

Also, I'm not condoning sleeping in your car, but lets say for instance, you have tinted windows, how would they even know? I have my camping pass, so I'm good,but I'd think if you just went to sleep...