Price bump $24 this year, what will they do with an extra $2M?

Since something like 2004 it has always been $269, but the fees and shit have gone up every year. 2012 total was $224 for me, which means they only raised the price $20-30 for 2013. So Coachella Forum, what will Goldenvoice do with that extra $2million?

I can't believe no one has ever mentioned the price increase before.

Is this for Jamaica or the Bahamas

They're using the extra $2 million to hire hundreds of midgets wearing costumes covered in LED lights that will be dispersed into the crowd.

Similar to the way the balls were released onto the crowd during Arcade Fire's performance a few years ago. Only this one will be way more awesome.

I believe the politically correct term is "little people."

^That would be a little scary actually.

They will pocket it and you will shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

I think you're embezzling. $24 x 75,000 x 2 = $3.6 million. WHERE'S THE OTHER $1.6 million?

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I believe the politically correct term is "little people."

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You're right, I apologize. I also forgot to mention that each attendee will be allowed to take one of the little ones home with them. What you do with him/her after that is up to you.

Its all fun and games till you have a lil person shitting on your rug cuz you forgot to potty train him. :nono

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You're right, I apologize. I also forgot to mention that each attendee will be allowed to take one of the little ones home with them. What you do with him/her after that is up to you.

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Will there be directions on how to get them to glow again, once the show is over? I need to know if it's worth the effort or not.

Midgets aren't even real people, it makes me sick when I see those freaks in public.

24 is Jeff Gordon's number.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001..._6_xlarge.jpeg

Have AEG paid off their little un-insured Michael Jackson O2 Arena experiment from 2009 that went sideways?

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I think you're embezzling. $24 x 75,000 x 2 = $3.6 million. WHERE'S THE OTHER $1.6 million?

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I think you're embezzling my embezzlement, there were 83,000 the first weekend and 78,000 the second...WHERE'S THE OTHER X MILLION?

btw thanks to guyintuscon and robin, your additions to the thread are very well rounded. I wanted a good CoachellaForum troll/rage thread, and I got one. Along with the midgets, that shits hilarious

well how else could they afford a david gilmour and skrillex collaboration headline spot for sunday?

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well how else could they afford a david gilmour and skrillex collaboration headline spot for sunday?

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First sub brah, everybody knows headliners are Bowie, Daft Punk, and Radiohead pulling a Black Keys.

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First sub brah, everybody knows headliners are Bowie, Daft Punk, and Radiohead pulling a Black Keys.

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I'm really hoping the Black Keys pull another Black keys again. can never have too much Black Keys.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/11/michae...on-this-is-it/

AEG/GV wont be getting the $17 million worth of insurance from the cancelled MJ London shows.

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They will pocket it and you will shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

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In my mind, you are the real Ron Swanson.

put it all down on one spin of roulette. If we learn nothing else from Sir Wesley Snipes, always bet on black!