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Slotted spoon.
It's kind of where the phrase sucking eggs came from. You can poke a hole in one end and suck out just the whites then spit them into whatever you want to use them for. You know, if you're disgusting.Quote:
Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang
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Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang
... apparently not. Wouldn't it be great if this entire industry was nostril based?
Just use you hand. Crack the egg into an open palm with fingers slightly splayed and let the white fall through.
I don't think it'll work unless he unwraps it from his penis first. It'd be quicker to just order the nostril strainer and wait for ground shipping.
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A very nice piece if you have any questions please message me.
This is your chance to have an extremely rare and powerful object.
That is a lot of open tabs, sir.
Well, mummy rats in good condition are only momentarily captivating. Gotta keep the mind flowing.
Holy fuckin shit. I used to have that thing as a kid and it scared the living shit out of me every time my brother would make it laugh. I can actually hear it right now--it was the creepiest sound known to man. Haven't thought about it in years and years. Thanks for the upcoming nightmares, mis.Quote:
Originally Posted by miscorrections
Soul?Quote:
Up for auction is one unused Soul or spirit. It's a good soul a clean soul. To the winner of this auction I will give a signed contract turning over my soul to the holder upon my death. It will be yours to do as you please. My soul has seen the light and the darkness in it's long gurney thew life. It has seen many things and is a good soul. My soul has worked with the church in the past and would liked to be saved by anyone that wants to save it. This is a real offer for my soul. I need to make the last payment on my car or it will be taken from us. It's the only car we have and I must do anything to keep it. The last payment is due by the 28th and will be the last $258.00 needed to insure that we can get to work or the store or the doctors. So please bid often. Please use paypal, g n o m e a p h o n e at g m a i l d o t c o m Thank you for looking.
Gnomeaphone.
I was intrigued by the fact that it spits. Being a kid in the 70s must have been the worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by yeahfontaine
I wonder if I have to edit a NSFW into the title just because that girl's mouth is stitched from discarded anuses. Amy?
Reported.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannahrain
The eyes rolling back and forth was its worst feature by far, though the spitting was strange as well. Yeah, I was a '79 baby so I have no idea why this freakish thing was in my house if it was made in the early 70s. Who would keep this object around their house for months, let alone years?Quote:
Originally Posted by miscorrections
They better get that sold while they can, starting on the 30th ebay is banning the sale of all magical, supernatural and mystical things.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmack86
That and Cracked articles are fun to push asideQuote:
Originally Posted by bmack86
Long Gurney Thew Life was my avant folk band's first album title.
Oops. Someone messed.
I would only report it if it was made from living children's anuses.
That would suck to have your anus removed and not be killed to go along with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by amyzzz
I'm more curious about why she would bother reporting a picture on the board of something fashioned out of children's anuses. What difference would it make, Amy? It's not like this board is a court. You wouldn't be helping the children or their anuses, you wouldn't be doing anything to punish the guy actually selling the anuses, you'd just be being a pain in the ass on a message board.
Maybe she's trying to appreciate the photo on a more visceral level. What better way to truly experience an artwork about apparent rectal suturing than to behave as though you're its subject?
Or there's this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hannahrain
Sweet!