Yup.
Can't get the time off work, so I need to sell it to one of you for a loss. That's right, a fucking loss. Take my money, you slimy fuckers.
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Yup.
Can't get the time off work, so I need to sell it to one of you for a loss. That's right, a fucking loss. Take my money, you slimy fuckers.
So 15 people have looked, eh? Why don't I have 15 private messages exploding with offers of cash and fine wine?
Do I need to sweeten the deal with a hand-drawn, signed self-portrait of myself in the nude?
Not a fan of art? No worries, I'll simply include a kitten wall calendar from 2003 instead. You know you want it.
Throw in a hand job.
I'm also selling my ticket. Greg, I know several people who still haven't purchased their ticket yet. Let me know if this thread massively fails. =)
Wait, you're going to jerk me off and buy the ticket? SOLDQuote:
Originally Posted by Robin
81 views. Come on. At least one of you wants it.
Sold in under 100 views. Touchdown.
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