Goldenvoice Presents the S.S. Coachella (aka Coachella on a Boat)

The S.S. Coachella: an attempt to drain any remaining irony out of the song "Common People."

Quick and approximate math:

Plane tix to FL: 540
2 days hotel: 100
Ship tix: 700
On ship expenses: 350

1710 total, which means you are spending 74 dollars to see Sleigh Bells.

Now I think the question is can Cage the Elephant headline S.S. Coachella?

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Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

i still really want to do this one: http://www.70000tons.com/

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i really like the http://www.bargetohell.com lineup better. mainly because of at the gates.

This cruise thing doesn't appeal to me at all. But let's be fair, Brandon. Travel expenses and spending money shouldn't be lumped into the "price per act" equation.

Why not? It's all out of pocket money being spent on the same event.

Why not? You have to spend that amount to go see the act on the ship no?

I like to love about 85% of that lineup. But I'm probably not going on any cruises any time soon. If I had more disposable income, I would do this.

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Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

I like to love about 85% of that lineup. But I'm probably not going on any cruises any time soon. If I had more disposable income, I would do this.

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Same here. Fun Fun Fun fest is looking more likely since it's only $175 bucks.

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Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve

Why not? It's all out of pocket money being spent on the same event.

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You are paying a ticket price to see the bands and stay on the boat. The rest all depends on where you live and how much bullshit you buy. You might be paying $74 to see Sleigh Bells. Others might be paying less. Whatever. It doesn't really matter.

Who the fuck would pay $74 to see Sleigh Bells? I'm sure we can find an "alt" girl who will scream into a mic over Korn guitar chords for an hour for less than $30 for the whole package

Funkadelic guitar chords. Get it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLRnmQ-4Yp0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rrOdcnFbAY

Question: How long until Insomniac makes their own cruise ship party?

... HARD doing this, now Golden Voice. We just need Insomniac or UMF to throw their own cruise party to have a bunch of bros and hoes getting all cray on a ship and raging so hard they fall off.

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Originally Posted by thestripe

You are paying a ticket price to see the bands and stay on the boat. The rest all depends on where you live and how much bullshit you buy. You might be paying $74 to see Sleigh Bells. Others might be paying less. Whatever. It doesn't really matter.

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and how about getting to visit jamaica or the bahamas? or the other ports of call on the trip?

What OTHER ports of call?

Ah, Rill Rill. The one noteworthy song of theirs and they couldn't be bothered to play it in their 20 minute set.

Eh, i dont see the bro factor being as big a deal as at HARD. I'm guessing most bros would rather fist pump to Atrak than to Pulp.

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Originally Posted by Miroir Noir

The S.S. Coachella: an attempt to drain any remaining irony out of the song "Common People."

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came for this

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Originally Posted by Boourns

Ah, Rill Rill. The one noteworthy song of theirs and they couldn't be bothered to play it in their 20 minute set.

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I really like Sleigh Bells, but damn that's a blatant sampling job. Like Daft Punk level blatant.

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Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes

What OTHER ports of call?

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don't know, haven't looked at the site, was just assuming. when we did a cruise of the bahamas we hit several islands, wasn't sure if this would, too.

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Originally Posted by DFrank

Eh, i dont see the bro factor being as big a deal as at HARD. I'm guessing most bros would rather fist pump to Atrak than to Pulp.

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There will be almost no bro. All of them think Holy Ship is the only musical cruise in the entire planet thats worthy. Give it til next year for them to get the bro crowd and theyll book Justice and Avicii.

This whole thing screams bro, I don't see how you can think otherwise

hey supre, the "s.s." indicates it is on a boat, why the redundancy in the title motherfucker?

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Originally Posted by stinkbutt

This whole thing screams bro, I don't see how you can think otherwise

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So it will be all bro crowd because thats Pulp's main audience? You should see the comments on a lot of the edm sites who posted the story. ''wtf, this shit is weak, holy ship or nothing''.

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Originally Posted by JustSteve

hey supre, the "s.s." indicates it is on a boat, why the redundancy in the title motherfucker?

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CAUSE ITS ON A FUCKING BOAT!!! And people still can't get it wrapped around their heads btw.

although i highly doubt it is a steam ship.

Ya I don't think there will be a lot of bros there at all. Not a "bro" friendly lineup at all.

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Originally Posted by JustSteve

and how about getting to visit jamaica or the bahamas? or the other ports of call on the trip?

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Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes

What OTHER ports of call?

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Originally Posted by JustSteve

don't know, haven't looked at the site, was just assuming. when we did a cruise of the bahamas we hit several islands, wasn't sure if this would, too.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Fuzz

They probably should've booked Frank Ocean for this thing.

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good one ;-)

S.S. Coachella does not but anything UMF and Insomniac makes will hence the: "We just need Insomniac or UMF to throw their own cruise party to have a bunch of bros and hoes getting all cray on a ship and raging so hard they fall off."

Expect the line up to look something as follows: Benny Benassi, Afro Jack, Above and Beyond, Dada Life, some rando SHM dj, Avicii... you know the usual UMF and Insomniac shiz.