Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
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Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.
Stay away from the Sahara, groups of shirtless guys and campsites with beer pong tables.
You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.
Fist pump.
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True story, you can't avoid it.
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Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings
My camping neighbors were all bros. It's pretty hard to miss. Fake tan muscle guys who love the sahara.
Coachella is Brochella.
Agree it cannot be avoided.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings
Have fistpumps made it to the west coast? Sad.
Just stay away from The Sahara.
^^^^ what he saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Mugwog
Give it to next year. Snooki will be performing some half ass clown song she recorded as a "hit single."
avoid the shitty ass edm and you should be fine for the most part
will she perform 'live' or a dj set?
Yeap, I hate those mother effin' bros and their sausage fest crew with one or two drugged up skanks wearing nothing but furry boots (leg warmers). Hearing "Omg, this is soooo sick brooo!" or "I'm soooo fucked up bro!" "Do you know where i can get some x?" "I'm rollin' so fuckin' hard bro!" "When is Skrillex or Deadmau5 going to play?" While pushing every one who's trying to have a good time. Or rubbing their sweaty nasty ass body all over your face while the jumping and fist pumping like idiots instead of actually dancing to the music.
Basically avoid the areas that have the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebastiAn, LA Riots, Kaskade, Miike Snow, David Guetta, Borgore, Girl Talk, Breakbot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Dj Shadow,Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, Noisia, M83.
This is where you'll find most of the bros. Specially in the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebatiAn, Kaskade, David Guetta, Break Bot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, and Noisia.
Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no an issue with the "bros",
You can't spell broken arm without "bro". Just sayin'Quote:
Originally Posted by orange
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Originally Posted by orange
Careful with that broken arm. Bro's love to rage and mosh over anything. The dj could be playing minimal and bros would try to start a mosh pit just because there's a drop that's about to insue. Nothing majorly wrong with bros, they're just a pain on the ass at times.
Who gives a shit how other people look or behave? Don't like it, then don't pay attention, walk away etc.
Bro detected.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeaverCat
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I kind of agree with Beaver.
Im going to be visiting the sahara and checking out afrojack and if it gets too hot then yeah im taking my shirt off...oh and were probably gonna play beerpong and/or flipcup at our campsite...does that put me in the bro category?
First Post!
As someone who I'm pretty certain is the anti-thesis to a bro, I am going to give you the best advice of the weekend:
You can't avoid it so embrace it. Play some beer pong with your camp neighbors. Scream out "Coachella!!" really loud randomly. Drink a Bud Lime. High five and fist bump the bros. Dance to Justice with them when they're blaring it at 4am through their cheap ipod portable speakers in the campsite. Do some fist bumps. Its your time to cut lose and have an awesome time, so just go with the flow.
Just embrace it like we did. We were camping opposite a 'Bro-camp' and if you play the Bro drink game you will embrace things. The rules are you take a shot whenever there is a fist-bump, a bro passes wearing yoga pants, they call a girl fat who walks past, they call a girl a bitch because she ignores them, bro says "winning", bro's talk about sports, bro's play football...you get the impression, you can add your own rules and by 10am Friday morning you will not give a fuck.
Because you'll have alcohol poisoning by then!Quote:
Originally Posted by tigermilkboy
Talking about sports doesn't make you a bro, it just means you're not a queer. If you're a man and don't talk about sports there's something wrong with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by tigermilkboy
I had to take a shot for that comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riggins33
Two things:
we were in lot 7 weekend one, and there was a brorave going on until about 3 am most nights. That was obnoxious.
That being said... I didn't notice too many at SebastiAn.
See http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...Themed-OutfitsQuote:
Originally Posted by michaelvk
Does it still count if most of/all the talks you have about sports are about the retardation it attracts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Riggins33
In other news, I can throw a football so fucking far.